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I must admit I was a skeptic….
UNTIL——
this afternoon when I picked up some photos I had shot of a thunderstorm over Lake Superior two nights ago. This is one of the photos I took of the storm—I did NOT see this image of The Flying Spaghetti Monster until AFTER the film was developed at Wal-Mart! I SWEAR!!!
Praise Be To The AllMeaty!
-Bruce
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Dan……
you have just succeed in completelyconfusng me
@Nikkiee, i now have two bandanas, the new one hasno skulls but it is a nice red
arrrrr swash me buckle an’ buckle me swash
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METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE for CHILDREN
what are christian values?, are they like your name which suggets giving ecstacy to children? or is it inqusitions, witch hunts or crusades that give a christian his “values”
i eagerly await your poorly spelt response
oh btw, pirate shanties rock
(if you were joking (i hope so)then this is just for extra laughs)
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Sixteen men on a dead man’s chest,
Ah yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum,
Drink and the devil, take it down, with the rest,
Ah yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum
Hahahaha (takes a swig)
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Ooooh shanties eyyy… I got one for you!
http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/folk-song-lyrics/Good_Ship_Venus.htm
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One of the other FSM stalwarts posted it a while back, felt it deserved a bump up.
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Aloha & a teentsy explanation to New York Pastafarian..all that Oz talk of Vegemite just brought back memories of the days when my family(among many others, i hasten to add) enjoyed (in a manner of speaking) the visits of (pre-tenderized) Down Under sailors to our islands..it was just an aberrant thought-line..&, around here, aberrant thoughts usually lead to aberrant behaviour (happy, Zankou?) and trips to the SPAM aisles @ our local grocery..& a Whaler’s Rum-influenced “ARRRR” to Jingles & “The Good Ship Venus..”..”figurehead of a whore in bed & mast of a phallic genus…” & so on…speaking of pirates-anyone else old enough/weird enough to remember ZAP Comix & Captain Piss-Gums & Ruby the Dyke (her ship’s name? “The Quivering Thigh”)? Jack Sparrow’s a fine figure of a man, but Captain Piss-Gums is the shit..apologies for leaping off-thread..”eet wass rhum an’ a one-eyed houri wot see-dooced me reeson, Cap’n”..
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“I did NOT see this image of The Flying Spaghetti Monster until AFTER the film was developed at Wal-Mart!”
…More like you did NOT see this image of the flying bullshit until AFTER it was Photoshopped! Anyone with half a brain can see this was edited… it doesn’t even look near real.
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@what…the…heck Jul 1st, 2007 at 2:28 am
” it doesn’t even look near real.”
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It *IS* real!!
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“Anyone with half a brain can see this was edited…”
There was NO edit!! Have faith my child and you will be touched by His Noodly Appendage. You don’t want to spend eternity drinking flat Beer in the company of diseased Strippers now do you? All you need is a little faith and to open yourself up to feel embrace of His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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@thesorgo
“Jus got back from North Carolina last night
hope i didn’t miss much”
Lots of hawt comments from/about Paris Hilton. And an attempt to have some serious debate about global warming, see the ‘fm,ailiar refl;ectioon’ thread. Apart from that the usual fun.
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Still not been forced back to church attendance?
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North Carolina is the bomb! i’m heading there in two weeks.
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I wonder what the point is of making a rude post. There is no point here because everyone will just point out all the flaws and laugh at the sender. In this case, the sender usually never returns to see how ignorant his/her comment was.
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@Stereotypical Environmentalist…
For them is little point but to make themselves look stupid. We get a laugh out of it.
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The Xians are laughing at this clear an unequivocal message from the FSM, their own claim God communicates through the weather:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/01/nflood201.xml
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How sad is that. Did you know that Anglican bishops still have a vote in the House of Lords in the UK.
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@۞
I don’t know if you were already around when I last put up some petitions to the PMs office. One about bisshops you may want to sign is at
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http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Episcopal/
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If you want to make your voice hear more strongly there is a site that lists atheist petitions:
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http://atheistactioncentral.blogspot.com/
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I miss the blue name links. I haven’t gotten any new souls in weeks :(
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Many a time, when I was driving home, I have seen the FSM protecting my car and others. I just never had a camera to prove it.
RAmen
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The FSM works in mysterious ways Arp.
RAmen
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“There was NO edit!! Have faith my child and you will be touched by His Noodly Appendage. You don’t want to spend eternity drinking flat Beer in the company of diseased Strippers now do you? All you need is a little faith and to open yourself up to feel embrace of His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen”
No, I don’t want to spend eternity drinking beer at all, alcoholism is a sin and so is stripping…
PLEASE don’t tell me you guys ACTUALLY believe this shit…
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@what…the…heck
“PLEASE don’t tell me you guys ACTUALLY believe this shit…”
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Hello again “what the..”
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It’s all about faith my child :) Same type of faith the xtians use. I mean they have faith of/in a hairy man sitting on a big throne in the sky surrouded by flying babies with harps? Then there was that talking snake? A woman made from a mans rib?? Wouldn’t mind being able to pull the water into wine stunt off though. Be a hit party trick that one .:))
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Have faith! Have faith and you too will feel the enlightening warmth of His Noodly Appendage. Once you have, you will never look back and never question the talented powers of Our Noodly Creator ever again.
RAmen
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Oh and due to our loose morals, we also support the eating of Irish babies!
RAmen
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“No, I don’t want to spend eternity drinking beer at all”
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There are also vocanoes spurting other varieties of alcoholic beverages, as well as non-alcohlic thirst quenchers :)) Whatever your heart desires :) It is a heaven after all!!
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“alcoholism is a sin and so is stripping…’”
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Says you! No such thing as alcoholism in the Heaven of our Noodly Master anyway! That’s an earthly condition!! Stripping is a sin? Wow your clothes must get really smelly huh?
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Oh.. Oh.. Oh…did we tell you that our religion also comes with a thirty day money back guarantee too! Does yours?? Well does it?
RAmen
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@ WN – Hello and RAmen Wench Nikkiee! I am doing a post-and-run…sorry can’t stay to chat. :(((
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Stripping is a sin? Wow, the Empress of Thong is in trouble! :))))
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Well, best get back to the grog…came in for a refill!
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@RW
Hi Rowdy :))
“Wow, the Empress of Thong is in trouble!”
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Oooh yeah! :O
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@Nikkiee
Ramen for your posts to what…the…heck. Well spoken.
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And has anyone found a cure for HDD yet?
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@ WTH. Alcoholism a sin? Not a disease? I suppose it depends upon your denomination. I’ve known a few Catlic’s who like more than the odd cask of whisky. Likewise some atheists who resist the demon drink entirely.
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I suppose if you’re an evangelical you could just cast out the demon of addiction. Telling people they are demon possessed is always agood ice breaker at parties!
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“Phwooar, look at the demons in him/her!”
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DutchPastaGuy
Jul 7th, 2007 at 2:27 am
And has anyone found a cure for HDD yet?
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Sigh, afraid not. I’ll keep on looking though :) You never know, I might find something! Nobelprize, here I come :))
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@Allchemist
“Likewise some atheists who resist the demon drink entirely.”
Me being one example. Although I don’t avoid it because I see it as ‘the demon drink’.
@RDPW
Good luck with that. It would be a prize well deserved if you pull it off.
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“…resist the demon drink entirely.”
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Ya! Possibly not the best choice of phrase for here. Just that I have a feeling WTH isn’t unknown to me :)
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……..a little PHOTOshop touch up could yield your Walmart pic into some MAC and cheese. yum! But, why no reference to the FSM in the Highly Bable??
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