Pirate ships come in all sizes

Published by henderob June 24th, 2007 in General FSM news.

With the Grace of FSM on our side, my friends and embarked on a quest last weekend to end global warming.

-Kenny

58 Responses to “Pirate ships come in all sizes”

1. 41 - July 1st, 2007 at 9:09 am - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:
   
   

   @DPG- this one’s a born again christion with a severe case of Dogma and HDD combined.

2. 42 - July 1st, 2007 at 12:24 pm - Stereotypical Environmentalist... Says:
   
   

   Wench Beth, I know that this response is a bit late, but no, there was no special meaning to that spelling, unless by special meaning you mean misspelling and typo. In that case, yes, there was special meaning to my name.
   To what…the…heck: Have fun burning along side us according to the Christian saying, which I can see will have much use in fenging off many like you, “Love thy neighbor”.

3. 43 - July 2nd, 2007 at 12:21 am - Red DutchPasta Wench Says:
   
   

   @DPG,
   It is so sad when they get to us too late, if only they would come sooner :(

4. 44 - July 2nd, 2007 at 12:53 am - DutchPastaGuy Says:
   
   

   @RDPW
   “It is so sad when they get to us too late, if only they would come sooner :(”
   True. On the other hand, their loss is our gain. The incureable HDD’ers won’t be having any fun ever, but they sure give us a roaring good laugh:)

5. 45 - July 2nd, 2007 at 1:59 am - Red DutchPasta Wench Says:
   
   

   Very true :)

6. 46 - July 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm - Wench Beth Says:
   
   

   I miss the blue name links. I haven’t gotten any new souls in weeks :(

7. 47 - July 3rd, 2007 at 1:54 am - Saint Mark Says:
   
   

   Sad :(

8. 48 - July 3rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm - Captain Hook Says:
   
   

   Hi everyone, I’m going to a huge 4th of July party tomorrow, lots of people going to be there. I wish I had $50.. or so dollars, to print up FSM fliers. But I just don’t.:( Stupid paper and ink cost money. Could anybody send me a few bucks? Any money you give me, will go towards paper and ink, for fliers. Thank you. My addy is cpthook5833[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thanks to all Pastafarians.

9. 49 - July 6th, 2007 at 3:20 pm - Allison Says:
   
   

   While at a summer camp for free-thinkers, I had the opportunity to go canoeing with all of the other campers.
   Though we did not have the typical pirate “gear”, so to speak, we were pirates at heart.
   So there we were; Nearly sixty believers, canoeing three miles down the Little Miami River.
   Sure enough, the temperature dropped drastically after the next few days.
   But, the cool weather did not last.
   I assume it was because we were lazy and only took the shorter route, when we could’ve gone twice as far.
   Still, we did make some progress on the fight against global warming.

10. 50 - July 6th, 2007 at 3:31 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    @Allison Jul 6th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    “While at a summer camp for free-thinkers, I had the opportunity to go canoeing with all of the other campers………………………Still, we did make some progress on the fight against global warming.”
    .
    Hi Allison :))
    That camp really sounds so cool (’scuse pun :). I’ve heard about these camps. Sad about all those opther kids who are forced to go to jesus camp and have their brains washed though. :(( Still good to hear of some balance creeping back in.
    You and your fellow campers have been especially blessed by His Noodlyness. :)
    RAmen

11. 51 - July 17th, 2007 at 9:10 am - Interested Says:
    
    

    Although I still am not entirely sure about the religious beliefs of your people, I must admit the evidence is stunning and so I whole-heartedly support your quest to end global warming.

12. 52 - July 17th, 2007 at 11:57 am - tac Says:
    
    

    Repeat after me the Principal Prayer of the Church of the FSM - the Pasta Noster….

    tac in yUK

13. 53 - July 18th, 2007 at 8:52 am - Rhonda Says:
    
    

    dumb fucking retards…..spaghetti is to be eaten not worshipped. how bout we all go worship cucumbers! seriously you all need to be put away somewhere where your lunacy can’t affect society.

14. 54 - July 18th, 2007 at 9:05 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
    
    

    @Rhonda - wonderful accepting attitude you have.
    .
    If you want to worship cucumbers have at it.
    .
    Lunacy is the basis of society. Just look at the US government. They supposedly run the world? give me piracy any day.
    .
    And Rhonda - welcome.

15. 55 - July 18th, 2007 at 1:23 pm - physics wench Says:
    
    

    pirate kitten :)
    icanhascheezburger (dot) com/page/3/

    I’ve heard that people have had trouble posting links, so i took out the dot. in any case, it is really cute, and should help stop global warming

16. 56 - July 18th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
    
    

    @physics wench
    most of the trouble should be over now that we’re back to the old spam filter. You may still get a message saying ‘your post is awaiting moderation’ if you include a whole bunch of links in it. But otherwise you should be fine.
    .
    And welcome back to CoFSM.

17. 57 - July 19th, 2007 at 8:39 am - physics wench Says:
    
    

    Thanks for the welcome back, DPG, and thanks for the tip about the links. :)

18. 58 - February 19th, 2008 at 6:42 pm - Elise Says:
    
    

    anyway, i am looking into getting a ship and would like to know what noodley piratical name I should give her.
    ARRRamen

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