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-Kenny
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Remember, it’s no the size of your ship, but how well you sail it.
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OEJ
yeh and if you capsize more than twice. darn. i need to but a boat even if it’s a conoe or kayak. I got the perfect jolly roger flag for one but i don’t got a boat ):
gosh here in fredricksburg it’s burning up and i know why. Because i am the only TRUE pastafarian for miles. stupid virgina. full of pasta haters.
I hear you, Gaara the Pirate. I’m the only Pastafarian in New Mexico, as far as I know, and it was 105 F here yesterday. But I guess if I *wasn’t* here, the temperature would be much higher, so… :)
I don’t think increasing the number of Pastafarians does anything. I thought it was the number of pirates. I think it’s probably so warm because of the distance of those places from the pirates.
I’m a pirate, too, Steriotypical Evironmentalist, but only one of me in the whole state isn’t making much difference. But still I plunder and pillage on!
Dear Bobby,
What’s the deal with those pirates over at your forum? They are the most feisty, funny, naughty blaggards this side of the Beer Volcano.
@Steriotypical Enviromentalist - pastafarians = pirates as long as we act like them.
To Steriotypical Evironmentalist… I’m just curious, is there a meaning to the “different” spelling of your name, or do you really mean to spell it “Stereotypical Environmentalist”?
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(i’ve been singing this shanty everywhere but I love this song!!)
Sixteen men on a dead man’s cheast,
Ah yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum,
Drink and the devil, take it down, with the rest,
Ah yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum.
Hahahaha (drains the rest of the bottle)
Does anyone know when Bobby Henderson’s Pirate ship will finsh completion?
To Lord of the Pirate Fish… Prophet Bobby is not building a pirate ship. He’s not even buying one. It’s up to us Pastafarians to do it ourselves! But we already have a crew — that’s the most important thing!
no it’s not. crew = 3rd on prioty list of WWAPD? we need grog! Rum, beer, whatever you want to call it! then we need to each have a parrot or something. then we need the crew. then you get the ship. then a wench! or pirate! wichever one you want.
You’re right, Lord of the Pirate Fish. My humblest apologies. I got my priorities mixed up. Rum, parrot, crew, ship, wench/pirate… ok, now I’ve got it straight :)
Mr. Henderson… what were you smoking when you came up with this absolute crap?
I THOUGHT I had seen the most retarded crap on the face of this planet… and then I clicked a link to this sight.
Have fun burning in Hell retards.
Awwwwww… Ickle chwistian is swoooo cwooote. He doesn’t get it it one little wittle bit.
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I’m diagnosing HDD here, though I’m more than open to a second opinion.
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I missed the burn-in-hell types.
Ah yes! It’s that old “Head Up Own Anus” syndrome again. Poor dear. HUOA is Quiote a common cause of HDD and is most often witnessed in combination with severe delusion and myopia.
A very sad condition indeed.
Jingles
Jul 1st, 2007 at 4:16 am
Awwwwww… Ickle chwistian is swoooo cwooote. He doesn’t get it it one little wittle bit.
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I’m diagnosing HDD here, though I’m more than open to a second opinion.
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I missed the burn-in-hell types.
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Definitly a serious case of HDD. Though made ME smile with his “thought I’d seen the most retarded crap on this planet”. I immediatly thought he must mean the other faiths of course, including apparantly his own :)
@ What teh fuck.
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“I THOUGHT I had seen the most retarded crap on the face of this planet… and then I clicked a link to this sight.”(sic)
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Oh, no fair! What was the site? Can’t tempt me like that and then not tell me what the second most retarded crap on the face of the planet is.
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Is it a web site? A book maybe? Perhaps full of rape and murder, incest, torture, giants, sea monsters and zombies?
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Not that retarded? Westboro’ baptist church?
(for anyone who hasn’t seen this tolerant site, and there can’t be many, I’ll repost the link. It ain’t nice! NC17 for hate.)
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
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I love the righteous. I love it when they leave car bombs in London, immolate themselves and drive a car bomb into Glasgow airport.
I really full of love today :)
@Jingles, RDPW
“I’m diagnosing HDD here, though I’m more than open to a second opinion.”
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I concur. Definately HDD, probably in an incureable stage.