Looking at an old photo I took of the petroglyphs at Newspaper Rock, I was shocked to find a depiction of FSM! See upper left.
-Joseph
40 Responses to “Petroglyphs”
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I am not surprised at all that the FSM is depicted in ancient petroglyphs. I mean, he taught those people to draw the pictures, after all.
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Testie…..
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Woo unlockage :D
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wow! comments are back! lets hope the same happens with BLUE NAME LINKS!
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Don’t hold your breath, Wench Octarine. This site is badly broken.
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♪anyone will tell you it’s a prisoner island♪
huh? *takes off headphones*
oh yeah- badly broken
yeah, but surely bobby has access to a hammer, nails and a few planks
also go to triplem’s website and go to get this’ web page to get ringtones!
theres “boyd” “john howard is as welcome in melbourne today as a yellow-bellied blacksnake at a barbecue!” and john inman from “are you being served” “im free”
also “john howard falling off a cliff” classics
also ooh me plums!
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No offense, Wench Octarine, but I didn’t understand a word of that last post! Maybe it’s because I’m sober… (hee hee)
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To anyone… count the number of posts here and then look at the “XX responses to ‘Petroglyphs’”. See if the numbers match. They don’t.
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Just an observation.
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first part means listenin to the radio with headphones
2nd part – isn’t the site made of wood? a few planks and nails would fix it
3rd part its a website with ringtones (from triple m’s get this)
4th point – thats me SOBER lol
5th point – you emailed me yet?
i wanna know who you think i am!
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Yes, I e-mailed you a while ago, Wench Octarine! Didn’t you get it?
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The site isn’t broken. “First Post!!!”-type comments are being rejected by the new spam-filter. I’m tweaking it.
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ill check if i did or not
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if you meant the email, you are a bible thumpin’, jesus loving, flag waving repubican
in short, you were wrong =P
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hehe just realised – forgot the L -
you certainly aint a repubican
lol
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also, who is the person you mentioned? and why did you think he was me? email me
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Thank you, Prophet Bobby, for the explanation.
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wow, new post!
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Yo!
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well, it’s almost there )
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http://www.desertusa.com/newut/newsrock.jpg
well, it’s almost there )
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Scandal! Someone (the fundies) has painted over the FSM.
If you look carefully you can see where they’ve done it.
That’s censorship and religious discrimination!
Outrage! Scandal!
The man in the bottom right of the second picture is clearly wearing a false beard.
It was him!
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Fundies for sure!! Intolerants!! Hypocrites!!
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Fiends!
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Disgracefull! Throw some spaghetti at them!
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No way! I’m not wasting perfectly good spaghetti on those IDiots
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I wasn’t saying it had to be GOOD spaghetti :) Toss them some leftovers, good enough for them.
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it’s time for my pilgrimage to the sacred rock then.
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yeh does some 20 cents ramen that was found in the garbage at them. they’ll learn that way.
i think the u.s. grocery store UKROPS is pastafarian freidly even though they aren’t pastafarians themselves. i mean that because i saw ramen on sale for 14 cents!! not convinced? pack of spaghetti for $1 !! Mac and cheese for $1.50 !!
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It is cool to see how the FSM is above all the chaos!!
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This is ancient graffiti lets clean that rock immediately.
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Coffressi, I agree. Let’s remove all of the pictures except His Noodliness. He will stand out better that way.
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Hi everyone, I’m going to a big 4th of July party tomorrow, lot of people going to be there. I wish I had $50.. or so dollars, to print up some FSM fliers. But I just don’t.:( Stupid paper and ink cost money. Could anybody send me a few bucks? Any money you give me, will go towards paper and ink, for fliers. Thank you. My addy is cpthook5833[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thanks to all Pastafarians.
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That rocks
RAmen
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Holy Vermicelli!! It is a divine sign from FSM(peace be upon it) itself. Heil Spaghetti!
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I am new to this concept and im confused what to believe i understand
your concepts but i ask you is there anything wrong with belivin in jesus
I mean i believe in him and still respect other religions is anything wrong with that
This I swear is not hate mail
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Aloha, LMC..welcome & there is nothing wrong in believing in Jesus (or FSM or IPU..) & respecting others’ belief systems..in fact, i’d say it’s a sign of maturity on your part (which has nothing to do with chronological age..)..&, no way could your comments be construed as hate mail…1) you’re polite..2) no mention of eternal unpleasantness in your post…oh yeah, my comments in no way speak for anyone but me (just in case you get the idea we’re all shiny, happy, warm’n'fuzzy folks….cuz we ARE pirates, arrrrfter all..)
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@Dan
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is nothing in comparison to the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster,
In fact, She is little but another fake deity to distract you from the true faith.
Let all those who know the true path live a long a prosperous life.
For his benevolent Majesty shall grant his believers happiness and protection for he is kind and gently yet takes swift vengeance on those who oppose him and his people.
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Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
let His vengeance be swift.
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Baron Von Bagshaw
You have read “The Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” haven’t you? Haven’t you?
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