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At long last, the jollyfish scarf, which became a jollyfish hat, is finished. I’m giving it to my pal tonight when he comes over for festivities.
When you have recruited your pirate missionaries, you might want to think about organizing a knitathon. Sort of like the knitathons that go on for soldiers when we’re at war. Those pirates will need hats, particularly if they succeed, and the planet cools off again.
-Julie
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I…. NEED….. THAT…. HAT…..
Mass production is a must
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Woot First Post
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That is really COOL! :)
RAmen
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coolest… hat … ever 0_0
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i received a note today from he ninjas saying that theyre holding our BLUE NAME LINKS hostage and will only return them if we become ninjas! this is outrageous! arr! gab yer pistol and sword and come storm them ninjas hieout! we must reclaim the blue name links! tem pesky ninjas would keep us away from the beer volcano! *trails of to indistinct mumbling*
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Sam the Bloody Jun 22nd, 2007 at 10:05 pm
“Mass production is a must”
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Hmm…wonder if there is any chance of wrangling (pillaging?) the pattern :))
Not sure if I remember how to read one. I’m ok for knitting a scarf….least was once..sort of…
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hey all, anyone want to buy any products from soulland inc.™? the original message is in the pirate demos thread
RAmen
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Good job with the hat!
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To Sam the Bloody… congratulations on first post!
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That hat is a masterpiece of knitting. I’m with Wench Nikkiee: does anyone know where we can steal… I mean, ask for… the pattern?
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That hat will come in very handy as the earth cools down.
The more you wear it the cooler the earth will get and the more you’ll need it.
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Ooh, ۞, I like that kind of “catch 22″! But what about pirate bikinis? The more we wear them, the more the earth will cool — and then we’ll get cold! Gotta find a solution to that one!
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you know whats brilliant
pirates need water to thrive as without water pirates are just really cool landlubbers
And so the FSM chose the pirates to control the temperature of the world which controls the sea level also.
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soo the FSM made it so when there is a lack of pirates there is an increase in water which makes people realize that it’d bbe amazing fun to be a pirate and cooling down the planet and when there are too many pirates and the world starts freezing the water levels shrink and the seas become overcrowded driving some pirates back to land and warming it up.
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brilliant tempature control system
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I don’t think the FSM could have stated it better, thesorgo :)))
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well thank you
of course he probably would be slurring his words
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This is true.
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i agree, after all, that beer volcano…
and didn`t He create the world when he was drunk?
i seem to remember reading that somewhere in regards to UNintelligent design. RAmen
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Oh, i’d love to have a hat like that! Unfortunatly I have no talent whatsoever for making things like that :( But it’s gorgeous.
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To Red Dutch Pasta Wench… if a pattern exists and I can get a hold of it, I’ll be knitting all the Disciples hats! I’ll put you at the top of the list!
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Ooooooooh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you (etc etc)!
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TO PROPHET BOBBY… do you know where I could get the pattern for that wonderful pirate fish hat? Thanks!
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Maybe we can convince the stripper factory to devote a wing to kick-ass hat production… maybe a male stripper portion of the factory
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I love the hat and all, but no way is that a stripper hat.
Sorry guys.
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That is awesome. I would wear it if I lived in a cold country!
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Oh, ۞, give me a break! If one of the hot strippers at the Stripper Factory was wearing the pirate fish hat and a pirate bikini — and proceeded to take them off — I don’t think you would complain! :)))
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wb – you claim to know me…
er… but … i dont know me…
i mean i dont think you do. lol
mail me
octarine1@hotmail.com
i wanna know who i am
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Great piece of design and knitting. I need the pattern! Please!
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i want that hat……
mehheh, toobad i cant knit for beans, i know! ill take someone hostage on my next pillage and force them to make it!
muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“i cant knit for beans, i know! ill take someone hostage on my next pillage and force them to make it!”
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That should work :)
“hey you.. can you knit?…..you can……right then I’m taking you hostage”
hehehehehe… :p))
Have you any grandmothers…older aunts ect. around? :))
They’re usually quite handy for that sort of thing. I’m sure if my Grandmother were still alive she would have been able to work out that pattern. Wouldn’t be too hard for someone familiar with knitting.
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Get the scale (number) of the stitches and then draw it out on graph paper I think.
Maybe :))
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hey my mom is a sticher. she could make that hat and show me how. then i could show the plan to make one of those hats to you guys.
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Pattern?
>^.^
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you know whatevever people do to create stuff, like how much of a color you need stuff like that. i don’t do that stuff. i don’t need to, i just ask my mom and she does it.
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its the best hat ever but like alot of people i cannot knit it must be either mass produced or like someone elses idea take someone who could knit it
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That hat rocks my little striped socks! All pastafarians need a hat like that to wear on cold days!
Love it!
RAmen sista!
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I gotta agree — coolest hat ever (well, except for the head-mounted squid). Time to swatch.
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And matching socks. Got to have matching socks (that’s mostly what I knit).
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Set sail for the nearest LYS!
RAmen, pirate sister. Knit with the noodly appendage!
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Oh my…. Oh my…
please send me the pattern
shameless dot hussy at g mail dot com
I need to make this for Cap’n Cramp for our cold nights at sea
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Add this to my list of Sexy Pastafarian Hats, along with that FSM Mardi Gras hat.
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Hi Pastafarians. Somehow I missed that this post posted… The pattern (that is, the instructions with the knitting chart) is available for download under “free patterns” at knittingjuju.wordpress.com. Recommend you download the chart, then hang around your local yarn store looking forlorn…. or waving cash around until some knitter takes pity on you…
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@Knittingjuju
“Recommend you download the chart, then hang around your local yarn store looking forlorn…. or waving cash around until some knitter takes pity on you…”
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Hehehehe….good plan :)
Kudos to you Knittingjuju
RAmen
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Some heads just aren’t made for hats: mine isn’t either. Describing what I would look like with this model “couvre-chef” on would look like if I were trying to insult Knittingjuju. Which I’m not planning to do, why should I? Maybe I could download the chart and give it to somebody with a more suitable head…
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Why am I posting this anyway? Seems like it’s mostly Wenches posting here…
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Jean Bart Sep 14th, 2007 at 5:57 am
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Why am I posting this anyway? Seems like it’s mostly Wenches posting here…
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That’s Ok JB, maybe you are getting in touch with your inner feminine side?
Or maybe you just wanted to post? ;P
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Hi all…new job crazy…no time…sad to have missed weeks of posts…thank the FSM it’s Holy Friday!
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Breaking out the grog and eyepatch tonight.
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R’Amen and may his noodley appendages touch you all…even the male cohorts!
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for those whose heads don’t wear hats, the chart could easily be adapted to a bag of some sort . . . or placed on a sweater or sweater vest. Does his noodliness wear a sweater vest, i wonder?
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