At long last, the jollyfish scarf, which became a jollyfish hat, is finished. I’m giving it to my pal tonight when he comes over for festivities.
When you have recruited your pirate missionaries, you might want to think about organizing a knitathon. Sort of like the knitathons that go on for soldiers when we’re at war. Those pirates will need hats, particularly if they succeed, and the planet cools off again.
-Julie
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TO PROPHET BOBBY… do you know where I could get the pattern for that wonderful pirate fish hat? Thanks!
Maybe we can convince the stripper factory to devote a wing to kick-ass hat production… maybe a male stripper portion of the factory
I love the hat and all, but no way is that a stripper hat.
Sorry guys.
That is awesome. I would wear it if I lived in a cold country!
Oh, ۞, give me a break! If one of the hot strippers at the Stripper Factory was wearing the pirate fish hat and a pirate bikini — and proceeded to take them off — I don’t think you would complain! :)))
wb - you claim to know me…
er… but … i dont know me…
i mean i dont think you do. lol
mail me
octarine1@hotmail.com
i wanna know who i am
Great piece of design and knitting. I need the pattern! Please!
i want that hat……
mehheh, toobad i cant knit for beans, i know! ill take someone hostage on my next pillage and force them to make it!
muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“i cant knit for beans, i know! ill take someone hostage on my next pillage and force them to make it!”
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That should work :)
“hey you.. can you knit?…..you can……right then I’m taking you hostage”
hehehehehe… :p))
Have you any grandmothers…older aunts ect. around? :))
They’re usually quite handy for that sort of thing. I’m sure if my Grandmother were still alive she would have been able to work out that pattern. Wouldn’t be too hard for someone familiar with knitting.
Get the scale (number) of the stitches and then draw it out on graph paper I think.
Maybe :))
hey my mom is a sticher. she could make that hat and show me how. then i could show the plan to make one of those hats to you guys.
Pattern?
>^.^
you know whatevever people do to create stuff, like how much of a color you need stuff like that. i don’t do that stuff. i don’t need to, i just ask my mom and she does it.
its the best hat ever but like alot of people i cannot knit it must be either mass produced or like someone elses idea take someone who could knit it
That hat rocks my little striped socks! All pastafarians need a hat like that to wear on cold days!
Love it!
RAmen sista!
I gotta agree — coolest hat ever (well, except for the head-mounted squid). Time to swatch.
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And matching socks. Got to have matching socks (that’s mostly what I knit).
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Set sail for the nearest LYS!
RAmen, pirate sister. Knit with the noodly appendage!
Oh my…. Oh my…
please send me the pattern
shameless dot hussy at g mail dot com
I need to make this for Cap’n Cramp for our cold nights at sea
Add this to my list of Sexy Pastafarian Hats, along with that FSM Mardi Gras hat.
Hi Pastafarians. Somehow I missed that this post posted… The pattern (that is, the instructions with the knitting chart) is available for download under “free patterns” at knittingjuju.wordpress.com. Recommend you download the chart, then hang around your local yarn store looking forlorn…. or waving cash around until some knitter takes pity on you…