I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of […]
Archive for June, 2007
Years ago, I took this photo on my seattle vacation.
I had no idea I would capture more than just a part of the skyline, and I couldn’t even figure out WHAT EXACTLY I photographed.
You’ve opened my eyes - Thank you so much!
-Markus
That doesn’t look random at all
Published by henderob June 27th, 2007 in General FSM news. 241 CommentsI heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.
Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see […]
We are pleased that the Flying Spaghetti Monster watches over our website development department at work. Things were dark and desolate before we were touched by his noodly appendage. But now all we sit in full pirate regalia enjoying our cubicles with thoughts of the stripper factory and beer volcano.
-Grog
I must admit I was a skeptic….
UNTIL——
this afternoon when I picked up some photos I had shot of a thunderstorm over Lake Superior two nights ago. This is one of the photos I took of the storm—I did NOT see this image of The Flying Spaghetti Monster until AFTER the film was developed at Wal-Mart! […]
Pirate ships come in all sizes
Published by henderob June 24th, 2007 in General FSM news. 58 CommentsWith the Grace of FSM on our side, my friends and embarked on a quest last weekend to end global warming.
-Kenny
Global Warming, Pirates, and the Rise of the FSM
Published by henderob June 24th, 2007 in pirates and General FSM news. 176 CommentsThe Cincinnati Beacon notices a relationship between global warming and pirates.
General consciousness about global warming seems to have reached a new critical mass, perhaps thanks to Al Gore’s movie and the growing awareness of green technologies.
But has anyone noticed, while more people become aware of global warming and take steps to combat it, that our […]
Looking at an old photo I took of the petroglyphs at Newspaper Rock, I was shocked to find a depiction of FSM! See upper left.
-Joseph
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I drew a pic of the flying spaghetti monster with the stripper factory and the beer volcano.
-Marshall
At long last, the jollyfish scarf, which became a jollyfish hat, is finished. I’m giving it to my pal tonight when he comes over for festivities.
When you have recruited your pirate missionaries, you might want to think about organizing a knitathon. Sort of like the knitathons that go on for soldiers when we’re at war. […]
Small win for Science in the UK
Published by henderob June 22nd, 2007 in Intelligent Design and General FSM news. 76 CommentsClearly a result of the London Pirate Demonstration - A recent statement by the UK prime minister includes the following:
The Government is clear that creationism and intelligent design are not part of the science National Curriculum programmes of study and should not be taught as science.
The full statement can be found here
pirate demonstration in london
Published by henderob June 21st, 2007 in General FSM news. 66 CommentsThe Pirates were out again at the Mass Lone demos in London. As well as a demo in support of the FSM, we had demos for “better prosthetics for pirates”, “make talk like a pirate day a nations holiday” and a demo for shorter planks.
The mass lone demos are to highlight the supidity of the […]
A bunch of people sent me this article about the restoration of an 18th century Jolly Roger pirate flag.
The article doesn’t mention if the student who did the work, Bonnijo Chervensock, is a Pastafarian.
I found this interesting:
I cleaned the flag very carefully, to remove dirt and to return the fabric to a more neutral ph […]
You are a dumb shit
Published by henderob June 21st, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 209 CommentsYou are a dumb shit
how long did it take you to pull this shit out of your fat ass.
Fuck you
Sincerely,
Every sentient being
Spotted by Christine
”His noodley appendage must have been ’round about me, or my auto accident might have been deadly:”
“Notice his holy symbol, unscathed by the 2:00 a.m. rear impact. Fellow Pastafarians, may you also benefit from his holy protection.”
-Rob
I don’t want to know how long this took. I am guessing someone was bored in class. I like it.
Pirate Fish hidden in Pirates of the Caribbean 3?
Published by henderob June 15th, 2007 in pirates and General FSM news. 464 CommentsHey, I’m just wondering - has anyone spotted a Pirate Fish hidden somewhere in Pirates of the Caribbean 3? Months ago, one of the animators told me they’d slip it in somewhere. I haven’t seen it yet, and no one has told me they saw it yet. Is it there?
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