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Update on the burglary

Published May 18th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends.  Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out.  We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs – past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.   They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.



349 Responses to “Update on the burglary”

  1. Alchemist says:

    “anyone ever heard of the Choking Game?”
    Sounds like group auto-asphyxiation to me. Use a plastic bag. More classy!

  2. Aristotle, God of Satire says:

    The Choking Game: the asphyxiation sensation that’s sweeping the nation!

  3. FSM Killer says:

    First off, I ate your lord.

    Second off.. dont talk about your shit getting stolen on the internet… it’s dumb and doesnt accomplish shit.

  4. 7th Commandment says:

    You didnt say that believers couldnt steal.. deal with it.

  5. Red DutchPasta Wench says:

    FSM Killer
    May 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
    First off, I ate your lord.

    *
    You do realise that that is our form of sommunion and you are now a Pasatafarian? Welcome to the church.
    *
    7th Commandment
    May 21st, 2007 at 5:47 am
    You didnt say that believers couldnt steal.. deal with it.
    He is buddy, he called the police remember? Besides, why should he say to believers in false gods (not FSM obviously) that they shouldn’t steal? Shouldn’t that be bleeding obvious? It is to us true believers.

  6. Aristotle, God of Satire says:

    FSM Killer May 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
    “dont talk about your shit getting stolen on the internet… it’s dumb and doesnt accomplish shit.”
    .
    Anyone else see the Paradox?

  7. Brondolf says:

    Someone stole my jeans yesterday in PE… can u blieve that… y would they steal my jeans?

  8. Manus Celer Dei says:

    Retribution will be swift to those who steal from a prophet

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