Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend. Then I read through all the bullshit you could deliver…hmmm..
I have to admit it’s very clever copy, very tempting–but for a target audience I can’t imagine. Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?
Physics major, huh? You should’ve gone into ceramics…you know…or advanced welding design, or maybe a sausage making class might help you get over it.
But you’re a good comic, for sure! It’s pure Vaudville! Burns & Allen couldn’t do it better! Saturday Night Live is no competition to your act. Wow! It’s all bullshit, of course, and everybody, I hope, knows it. But you’re quite the comedian and you’ve been able to pull it off!
Are you making any money off this? You must be…you’re no fool!!
I might be able to round up some charitable donations for you…you know, the same kind of folks who eagerly respond to telemarketers selling phone card machines
But, Bobby, Bobby, what you fail to understand, you poor fool, is that what you really need to do, for your deepest self-of-selfs is to…find yourself a new bitch, asshole!!!!
P.S. Do you have you enough information to process & respond to this…?
-CML1
Yep, nice drawing. And good of you to take a picture of it too before it was wiped out.
Wow….congrats Commodore Angryy :)
RAmen
@Black Moustache the Pirate Aug 21st, 2007 at 9:48 pm
“…find yourself a new bitch,…”
How very offensive to all women!
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Oh…I thought CML1 was suggesting bobby get a new dog :p) I have a relatively *new* bitch…well she’s about 13wks old now…I like her a lot :))
My two cents for the explanation of “Heterophyll”:
In Botany, plants are heterophyllic if they display two types of leaves. Common for waterplants, in which the leaves beneath the water surface look quite different compared to those above. In German, the terminus technicus is “Heterophyllie”; don’t know whether it is also used by English-speaking botanists.
Thus, the term mentioned above reads as “divorced plants with two types of leaves”.
Don’t see much sense in it.
Darwin
@Darwin, yep Heterophyllous is an english botanical description.
@space cadet – TA – like yeah man, you must be hippy generation like me. I think hippies have an affinity with piracy.
Aye, it be a nice piece o’ work, there, Commodore! I congratulate ye on yer bravery o’ doin’ such’a thing in a Catholic school. May ye be treated wit’ respect from now ’till never.
Fair winds, Commodore.
“I have to admit it’s very clever copy, very tempting–but for a target audience I can’t imagine. Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?”
I wanted to know what a heterophyll was since I am one, supposedly…
From Wikipedia –
“Araucaria heterophylla (synonym A. excelsa) is a distinctive conifer, a member of the ancient and now disjointly distributed family Araucariaceae. As its vernacular name Norfolk Island Pine implies, the tree is endemic to Norfolk Island, a small island in the Pacific Ocean between Australia, New Zealand and New Caledonia. Despite its name however, it is not a pine. The genus Araucaria occurs across the South Pacific, especially concentrated in New Caledonia (about 700 km due north of Norfolk Island) where 13 closely related and similar-appearing species are found.”
So, I am a tree? A divorced, middle-aged, overweight tree?
How is that insulting?
Peace
Darwin Aug 22nd, 2007 at 3:45 am
“In Botany, plants are heterophyllic if they display two types of leaves.”
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Yep that’s it. I study Botany. :) More specifically those with different leaf morphologies between the young and mature plants.
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So Towjam :)
“I am a tree? A divorced, middle-aged, overweight tree?”
Have you outgrown your first leaf form yet? :p)