Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend. Then I read through all the bullshit you could deliver…hmmm..
I have to admit it’s very clever copy, very tempting–but for a target audience I can’t imagine. Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?
Physics major, huh? You should’ve gone into ceramics…you know…or advanced welding design, or maybe a sausage making class might help you get over it.
But you’re a good comic, for sure! It’s pure Vaudville! Burns & Allen couldn’t do it better! Saturday Night Live is no competition to your act. Wow! It’s all bullshit, of course, and everybody, I hope, knows it. But you’re quite the comedian and you’ve been able to pull it off!
Are you making any money off this? You must be…you’re no fool!!
I might be able to round up some charitable donations for you…you know, the same kind of folks who eagerly respond to telemarketers selling phone card machines
But, Bobby, Bobby, what you fail to understand, you poor fool, is that what you really need to do, for your deepest self-of-selfs is to…find yourself a new bitch, asshole!!!!
P.S. Do you have you enough information to process & respond to this…?
-CML1
First?
Who’s calling Bobby a poor fool?
I can’t imagine I did the first post… and nobody watched!!! :(
Hey man, no hard feelings but I think you ought to find yourself some mates and a woman to make you feel better.
I personally, am young, a tad underweight, and I got meself a girlfriend, so I’m afraid your insults don’t apply to me, though if you go to a viagra convention you’re sure to find a few!
RAmen
But still: YEAH! I did it! I can retire now, that’s all I wanted to do :)
So, I stop now, or people will mistake me for Aristotle! –no offense ;)
Hummmm
Hi Pixel, I’m not overweight, either :)
To be honest, also not underweight, working on it. Also not divorced (yet, that is…).
PP: too late ;) But I bet you already have the title :)