Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend. Then I read through all the bullshit you could deliver…hmmm..
I have to admit it’s very clever copy, very tempting–but for a target audience I can’t imagine. Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?
Physics major, huh? You should’ve gone into ceramics…you know…or advanced welding design, or maybe a sausage making class might help you get over it.
But you’re a good comic, for sure! It’s pure Vaudville! Burns & Allen couldn’t do it better! Saturday Night Live is no competition to your act. Wow! It’s all bullshit, of course, and everybody, I hope, knows it. But you’re quite the comedian and you’ve been able to pull it off!
Are you making any money off this? You must be…you’re no fool!!
I might be able to round up some charitable donations for you…you know, the same kind of folks who eagerly respond to telemarketers selling phone card machines
But, Bobby, Bobby, what you fail to understand, you poor fool, is that what you really need to do, for your deepest self-of-selfs is to…find yourself a new bitch, asshole!!!!
P.S. Do you have you enough information to process & respond to this…?
-CML1
Or as Darwin said, bearing both types.
While since I covered that one. Appologies Darwin :)
Well the wife of the man with the longest finger nails in the world was asked
How do you cope you know
As a girl and she said well
It’s not so bad
You get used to it
It’s like making love to a tree
Well I’m a tree
Make love to me
I’m a tree
Make love to me
Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?
Try 13 year-old unitarian girls. :D
@-CML1
Excellent rant, I’m not sure what it was about, but you certainly would fit in with any number of fundies.
I bet the tip was the first quarter of a dick inserted right in far end of your Intestine right?
I love the way we are described as a ‘copy’. Is he going to tell his mummy that we copied his religion? If this is such a clever copy and it is also bullshit then effectively what you are saying is that we are a clever copy of your bullshit religion? Take your time with that one.
The hatemail on this site is great because most of the time it is really poorly written and thought out.