I was just curious

Published May 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?

Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.
Owen


119 Responses to “I was just curious”

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  1. Aristotle, God of Satire says:

    First Post!!!!

  2. Aristotle, God of Satire says:

    Oh, yeah! That’s right!
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    I am FIRST!!

  3. Aristotle, God of Satire says:

    And second, and third.

  4. Aristotle, God of Satire says:

    @Owen –
    “I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions.”
    Is an imaginary spaghetti monster any different from an imaginary bearded guy?
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    “Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?:
    How did they come to the conclusion that God exists? Where is their evidence? What where their thought processes?

  5. Ihatemyspace says:

    I’ve never seen us try to take away someone else’s beliefs. We’re content to make fun of them from the sidelines and watch them go on with their misguided life.

  6. Sore pAncake says:

    Lets see FSM or Cosmic jewish zombie who was his own dad. i think im going to take the FSM.

    RAMEN!

  7. Consilium Sempiternum says:

    @Owen
    “I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others?”
    It is because they use improper punctuation, spelling, and/or grammar. However, you have earned high marks as you have not: a) Ranted about how we are going to Hell and/or are fags (presumably by the American definition) and other such obscenities. b) Typed an abundance of language errors. or c) been horribly and uncharacteristically judgmental. Kudos to you, O, rare gem of an online . Unless you are someone like Thumper, in which case, you seem to have toned down the hate in your messages. Clear Thinking Forever!
    -Intelligence Eternal
    “In your mind, you are the hero of all epics, fighting and struggling against your inner demon, this is a battle you can never win, as you are as much the demon as you are the hero.”
    -The One Who Is, Yet Never Will Be

  8. St John the Blasphemist says:

    Nobody here has tried to take hope or belief from anyone. We just don’t want Christian dogma taught as a science subject when no reliable evidence exists to back it up. A 3000 year-old book written by control freaks (old testament) does not qualify as reliable evidence, nor does an 1800 year-old book about a zombie saviour written by more control freaks (new testament).
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    St John the Blasphemist
    Saint of Double-Blind Peer Reviews

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