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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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So, we add the species of Sockpuppets to our plead. What about our little retards? I bet they are totally lost now without the recent comment side… we should add their names, too. :)
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Actually – this would be a good point to ask the question:
Oh yeah RECENT buggering, bloody, bastarding, belligerent, barnicled, bloody, rancid LATEST COMMENTS – HINT HINT! *MOONING AT YOU BOBBY!*
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP us….we….are…..unable….to….be….arsed….going…..through…..every…..thread….to..find…a…funny….post!
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did I turn it off?
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Are you allowed to swallow sperm, when you are a vegetarian? Just curious.
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Yup – looks like it. Good. I was worried for a little while then.
I thought “Alchemist, what if you left the tags open and some poor unsuspecting person gets their post in bold!”
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“Fuck ‘em! said my sub-conscious mind.
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Questions answered in order:
Spiced Ham
Too much of it when you don’t want it. See Monty Python.
That’ll be the ham.
Good question. Or are you just Quorning us. No one likes that either.
Well of course you would. I can’t really see what Sian Lloyd has to complain about.
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PS: When do you think Bobby will finish setting this server up? Lazy bastard.
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“Are you allowed to swallow sperm, when you are a vegetarian? Just curious.”
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Do you know – it’s not really been something that’s concerned me :)))
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“want a spam sarnie?”
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sarnie???? sarnie who? (:))
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Lilith said:
Are you allowed to swallow sperm, when you are a vegetarian?
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Yup – looks like it. Good. I was worried for a little while then.
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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What exactly is he up to with those Sockpuppets?
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Lilith. Yes you are allowed.
It isn’t meat and no animal suffered in its production! Quite the reverse.
If you are a vegetarian it is a good source of protein and strongly recommended.
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Actually I can recommend it even if you’re not a vegetarian.
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۞: LOL!!
but say, what about the retards? extinct?
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Now now – I don’t think Bobby’s a lazy twat. I mean, a lazy twat would take weeks t…………
Has anyone seen Pirates of the Carribean III ?
I’ve heard it’s crap :D
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“Latest frigging Comments! Comments, frigging, the latest!Frigging Comments, the latest!
LATEST COMMENTS! [cut and paste into all threads]
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I’ve posted it to about the last 15 posts.
I’m off to bed. Hopefully we’ll have recent posts when I wake up.
RAmen.
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Ya – me too! Had two full moons on the trot. I’m pretty knackered! Still got feathers between me teeth too.
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Test post… 1, 2, 3…
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Oh, my FSM — it works. I haven’t been able to post here for hours!
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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS SITE?? WHERE IS PROPHET BOBBY??
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We’ve all been good little Pastafarians… can we pleeeeeeeez have the “Recent Comments” back now?
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Even *I* would like to see the recent comments come back! How am I supposed to save souls if I don’t know who is here and where they are posting? Please, in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, bring back the recent comments! God bless you!
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Almost forgot, to ۞, would you be so kind as to add me to your petition? Thank you and God bless!
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I call this poem “Recent Comments.”
A need exists now
For for the good Recent Comments
Which all of us love.
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EDIT:
A need exists now
For the good Recent Comments
Which all of us love.
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Haikus are easy peazy.
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Very nice, Aristotle! Excellent ode to the RECENT COMMENTS which we are missing so much! ;)
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For all Christians, everywhere: click my name.
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Thank you, Wench Beth. :))
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Ooh, I clicked on your name! That is way cool! You are welcome to my soul, no problem!
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Mine was the first one you got Aristotle!
A recent trip to my dentist brought this to mind (:))
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“Dentists”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqY6cJD3CE
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I was at the dentist same day as you, Wench Nikkiee. No cavities. Do I get a prize?
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I think you should (:))
I had my teeth cleaned plus two very small fillings……no numbing needle required. (:))
While I was in that area of Youtube I listened to this one too…..hadn’t heard it for years.
Still a classic (:))
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Noah Build An ARK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyc1315KawQ
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Alchemist
“Hey Nikkiee – want a spam sarnie?”
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Arr…penny just dropped on that one (:))
We have “sangers” here! Initially thought “sarnie” was maybe a website or forum or someones tag. Derrr..! :)
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Morning all!
Bit pissed off last night were we?
Hahaha!
I think we would like the recent comments back though, if you could be so kind :)
Has anyone emailed Bobby yet?
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Maybe the JWs got Bobby, imprisoned him somewhere and are attempting to wash his brain?
Hmmm…time for a new thicker stronger sieve I think!
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Hiya Booty :))
I pretty much missed that little party back there. Sounds like it was a good one. :)))
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Hi Nikkiee!
How’s the future today? ;)
Yeah, missed it too, ah well!
Oh no! The JW’s you reckon? Sneaky bastards! Let’s spike their drinks with O+! ;)
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Politics definitely makes strange bedfellows. Thanks Cinta!
I’m sure God (if there were one) would decide for himself who to bless.
I’ve never heard of or seen sign sign of democracy in theocracy.
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Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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Still no bloody recent comments!
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I’ve changed my website (click above).
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Sorry, Dan, already lost it to Aristotle, which sounds very dodgy now I think of it! – it said “Sorry, you have already lost your soul today”
My FSM I have a dirty mind today!
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I think Aristotle may be a minor so you should be careful what you say!
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@Beth: You are welcome to my soul, no problem!
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I’m only interested in the rest of you!
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Yo ho ho!
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Yarrrr! Where’s me latest comments! Yarrrr!
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Without the Recent Comments section, I don’t even Know what I’ve said, or if I even exist any more. It is my compass and rudder. I’ve been subsisting on the recent comments at other websites, but it’s like buying the store brand of Lucky Charms. The little marshmallow things aren’t shaped quite right, and the cereal part has a different consistency.
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When talking to others, I have not been able to say, “On the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster site…blah, blah, blah,” as has become the norm for me. Who am I? I can’t even recognize myself anymore. Must….have…..recent….comments. (to be read Captain James T. Kirk-style).
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I thought you were Thumper, Saucy? ;P
I’m Alchemist, Wench Beth is Jean Bart and Rowdier is ۞.
Hope that helps ;)
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@ ۞ – Minor? *Booty puts her fingers in her ears and goes LALALALALALALAA*
Well, count your blessings, I could be putting my fingers somewhere else the mood I am in!!!
Sherlock complained on Saturday morning cos I wokeh im up 4 times Friday night – funnily enough he didn’t complain at the time…..
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Oh thanks Booty :) Don’t you think my poor brain has a hard enough time just staying in touch with reality. Now you’re suggesting that I’m not me?
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Although I have suspected this for some time now! I should never have followed Alice and I still don’t know what was in that drink she gave me?
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The subtle approach is failing – time to up to sarcasm factor 2
(no reaon for the last one – just like it :)
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Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol!
Quick, on with the sieve and out with the beer!
Hoorah!
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Beam me up, Scottie. There’s no Recent Comments here!
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“Ya cannae defy the Laws of Comments!”
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What? No Recent Comments!
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If I may borrow (and change) your quote, Booty…
“Reality is an illusion caused by lack of RECENT COMMENTS!”
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