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Update – 5/28/07, 1PM –
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Ummmmm…since when did Rowdy get Rowdier!!!…
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Aristotle, God of Satire
“You can try, but you’ll never catch me! :)”
Think you should be allowed to run free Aris (:))
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“Any Gaians? Anyone?”
(X) Yeah.
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Au Revoir Aris
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Hey Thumper (:))
Good to see you :)
Umm…Rowdier Wench….that would have something to do with the Thong Dynasty I think. :)
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This site is pretty unusable without the ‘Recent Comments Section’
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Hi there Captain :)
Yeah! Getting to be a bit of a drag….hoping Bobby’s still in the processes of upgrading.
Arrgh…I didn’t get my vote in for Thong Dynasty….too late now or not?
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Aristotle, God of Satire
“I am the current “Satirical Grace Of Da universe.”
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SGODU?
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۞ Jun 2nd, 2007 at 2:31 am
This site is pretty unusable without the ‘Recent Comments Section’
Yes! I totally agree with you Captain gunsight!
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We need them back Bobby – I’m guessing that 90% + of us are too fucking lazy to check each thread for a new post.
I’ve never got the RSS feeds to work either – has anyone managed that?
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10 PRINT “WHAT DO WE WANT?
RECENT COMMENTS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
NOW!”
20 GOTO 10
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*coff coff*
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yo dude! Like, where’s the recent comments man? ooooh, shiny thing :)
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Oooh – I did used to enjoy those “Recent Comments”.
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I remember when I was nowt but a lass. Me and me mates used to run home from school just to look at the “Recent Comments” – it was what made Summer special in those days!
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Arrr! Where be the “recent comment” Arrrrr! Me Parrot’s shat down me neck! Aargh!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* Gulps for breath*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WANT RECENT COMMENTS. WANT THEM NOWWWWWWW!
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I think we better listen to baby sock puppet. He does seem fairly annoyed.
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Get Signing my letter to Bobby everyone.
Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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I belive you can add me to that :)
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FFS Bobby – we need the recent comments – really – no shit – honest gov – etc!
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NOW!(/strong>
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oops – better?
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Wench Nikkiee Jun 2nd, 2007 at 1:28 am
“‘Any Gaians? Anyone?’
(X) Yeah.”
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Really? Cool. I’ve noticed a Gaia link can’t be put on my name. My posts won’t post if I do. I don’t know why. Strange….
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Anyone wondering what happened to Twinky Winky? I think I know.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Tinky_Winky_assassinated%2C_other_Teletubbies_heartbroken
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And this is the assassin. Disgraceful.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Barney_the_Dinosaur_responsible_for_death
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This is for Prophet Bobby… could you please reinstate the “Recent Comments” section of the home page? It is a really helpful part of the site! Thanks! Wench Beth :)
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Thanks Alchemist and all the Sockpuppet clan who have told me they agree with me.
Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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@۞, will you add my name to the petition, thank you very much!
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Add me, as well. Thanks in advance.
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I’d like my name on it.
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NEED _RECEN_T Commen-ts………..
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Does anyone have this eerie feeling that hundreds of people are posting every minute and we won’t ever know about it?
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Is it too late for the wabbit to put in its two cents worth over “Recent Commentgate”???…at least add me to the petition…stoopid lack of recent comments…
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Add my name too please
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Can I be Penelope please ?
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oops – forgot the link :)
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Thanks Captain Hook! Thanks Radiation Man! Thanks Beastly! Thanks Thumper™!
Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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Thanks DutchPastaGuy!
Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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What do we want?
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Recent Comments!
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When do we want them?
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Well! Yesterday would have been nice!
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I spy with my little eye…..
Something beginning with “Latest bastard comments! Perleeease!
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What is that lazy-lard-arse-doesn’t-have-a-job-and-can-even-put-down-trips-to-strip-clubs-as-tax-deductable-did-I-mention-lazy-and-lard-arsed-oh-yes Bobby Henderson up to?
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Me! Me! Is it Lastest Bastard Comments?
OK. My go.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with L.B.C.
Can you guess what it is?
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Hmm – LBC? Hmmmm! Lazy Bloody Cu*t! or – no, not Latest Bastard Comments?
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Hey – that would be a bloody good idea – ‘cos I think a few of us are up for spamming the site until they return :)
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Add me please ۞ (:))
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Right on both account Mr Alchemist.
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Maybe if we mix a little bit of spam with Mr Hendersons pasta he might listen to us if he isn’t too busy drinking grog and oggling strippers to pay any attention.
Setting up this new server is probably the first half days work he’s done in years!
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Even the FSM took time off from grog and strippers to create the world, a mountain, some trees and a midget.
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Surely Bobby can manage some recent comments!
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Thanks DutchPastaGuy!
Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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Hey Nikkiee – want a spam sarnie?
Got lot’s of spam in it!
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Oops. Thanks Wench Nikkiee!
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Is it bread, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and bread?
I love spam me.
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It really is spamaliciousssssss! Full of spammy goodness!
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” Fresh spam! Git yer loverly spam! EveninPost!”
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Sounds great.
What’s better? Spam or recent comments?
It’s a difficult one you have to admit.
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A lot of Sockpuppets here recently… just wondering…
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The Sockpuppets are devout Pastafarians. They told me and Alchemist earlier when they were also saying how we made all the best posts and they agreed with us about everything.
Particularly recent comments!
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