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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Rowdier :))
Whatever you do stay away from the Jim Beam & Cola…..the way I feel today….I think it may be poisoned ;))
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Bobby….we need some more mail…I’m dying here :))) Pleeeeease :)))
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Thanks for the advice! I stick with blended whiskey and Diet Coke with Splenda – and not too many of those!! :)))
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Grrr…first comment wouldn’t post before….grrrrrr..
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@ Wench Nikkiee – I have that problem sometimes and I really hate it!!! It can ruin my mood for quite a while!!!
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“Google has six letters. Flying Spaghetti Monster has twenty-two letters (and two spaces).”
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Those spaces are extremely important too. We all so love our spaces (:)))
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Aristotle? Where are you when we need you? (:)))
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And we have a cool acronym too!
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What did happen to Aristotle? Did he abandon us when the going got tough?
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I’m here. What’s up?
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Hey Aris! Kinda quiet around these parts, eh? How are things with you?
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Echo…echo…echo…echo…. Very quiet.
Things are fine with me. Me and Things are doing well.
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(>’-')> <(’-'<) ^(’-')^ v(’-')v <(’-'<) ^( )^ (>’-')> ^(^-^)>
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I’m having posting trouble.
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I suppose echoes don’t prove it’s quiet. I that case, just look around. :)
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I see. The website I had was messing up my posts. Now you’ll never get to see what the site was. So sad.
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We need some action around here :)))))
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Since I’ve posted my signature poly-posts, is it still quiet? Perhaps it is, since I’m the only poster right now.
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Never mind….
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How’s Bob Aris? :))
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Wench Nikkiee Jun 1st, 2007 at 8:50 pm
“We need some action around here :)))))”
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What do you have in mind? How about a gang war? Those are actiony.
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“How’s Bob Aris? :))”
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Er, Bob died. I killed that project off because I was bored with it (after three chapters!).
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http://abiographyofbob.blogspot.com/
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Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 1st, 2007 at 8:51 pm
“Since I’ve posted my signature poly-posts, is it still quiet?”
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Feels a bit more like home..
Hahahahahahahaha
RAmen Aris :)
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I don’t think it was very good, anyways.
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“Feels a bit more like home..”
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That used to me already? I still feel kinda like a noob.
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Not that I allow myself to look like a noob.
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We are ALL noobz! Hurray for noobz!
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Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 1st, 2007 at 8:54 pm
“Er, Bob died. I killed that project off because I was bored with it (after three chapters!).”
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Hahahaha
Remind me to never apply to you for a deity position! :)))
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Embrace the noob inside you.
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Wow – some real action on a thread! And I’m probably too late to get in on it…
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Aris, I don’t think you count as a noob any more! :))
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“Remind me to never apply to you for a deity position! :)))”
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That might not work. Sometimes I get this strong urge to deify someone.
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Say hello to Nikkiee, God of Wenches (?)! (God of ____.)
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“Aris, I don’t think you count as a noob any more! :))”
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Too late, I’ve already embraced it. :))
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Aris – OK! No problem! Aris the Forever Noob! :)))
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Wouldn’t Nikkiee be the Goddess of Wenches?
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Aristotle noob, God of Satire? :))
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Is it possible to be a noob and still understand satire enough to be God of it? Just wondering…
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“Wouldn’t Nikkiee be the Goddess of Wenches?”
No…no pedestals thanks…..I tend to fall of them too easily :)))
Something to do with my balance :p)
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I don’t suffer from insanity….I enjoy every minute of it! ;)
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Rowdier Wench Jun 1st, 2007 at 9:23 pm
“Is it possible to be a noob and still understand satire enough to be God of it? Just wondering…”
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Hahahahahahaha
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Satire is an Enigma, unable to be fully understood. In relation to the Greatness of Satire, all of us are noobz.
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Even I don’t fully comprehend Satire. “God” is simply a title; it’s an acronym which stands for “Grace Of Da universe.” I am the current “Satirical Grace Of Da universe.”
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No, that’s not right. I meant “Grace Of Da” and “Grace Of Da Satire.”
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And “God Satire” just didn’t sound good, so we added an “of.” The title is “Grace Of Da of Satire
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period (.)
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I have to go back to bed….not at all well here….think I have alcohol poisoning from last night :))
Catch you later Aris (:))))
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@ Wench Nikkiee – balance problems due to JD and Coke? Or have I had too much to drink to get that right? Oh well… :)))
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@ Aris – Have you had too much to drink too? :)))
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@ WN – Catch you later! I sincerely hope you feel better tomorrow! :))
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“Catch you later Aris (:))))”
You can try, but you’ll never catch me! :)
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“@ Aris – Have you had too much to drink too? :)))”
Wat? I’erm thisty. An’ hungerip. Weight…wat wur weeh tolkien ’bout? :*)
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It seems the “acronym” thingy has a limit to the length of the sentence. It ends with “Kinda annoying, really.”
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Hey, I just noticed the time is synchronized with my local time.
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Happy Saturn Day!
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POLL:
Any Gaians? Anyone?
(X) Yeah.
( ) No.
( ) Gold?
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Good night/morning/afternoon/whatever. ::)))))))))
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It’s so weird that, right now, on the other side of the world, people are awake and at work (eating lunch?).
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Good ______!
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