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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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When it comes to knowledge: yes, of course. When it comes to faith: no. (otherwise there wouldn’t be any religions) :)
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I was reading this article in Newsweek under the Belief Watch section
And I quote “Far more controversial is the Creation Museum, the brainchild of anAustralian evangalist named Ken Ham. Opening this week in Kentucky not far from the Cincinnati Airport, the museam is devoted to the idea that the creation story in Genesis is literally true and that the Earth is just 6,000 years old” yada yada yada “It’s Bible Based “edutainment” but posing as Science with an astronamer on staff and fossils in the display case”
Why don’t we open a Museum
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thesorgo May 29th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
“Why don’t we open a Museum”
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Sounds great (:))
Situated next to the water of course. Let’s see…Pirate galleons, Midgits, Strippers, Trees and Beer Volcanos…..I’m moving in when it’s built!
Apologies for Ken Ham! :(( (from an Aussie)
RAmen
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Our museum will be a good deal more fun! :)))
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Yes, and with all the evidence and scientific background we have!! Theirs will look rather stupid :D
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Bobby, practical issue: on the hate mail page there are several posts where characters are screwed up. See for instance the “You Atheists are so arrogant” thread. If you go to that page the trouble is there too.
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I had trouble posting to this thread before. Is anyone else having problems?
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@ WB – We’ll see if I have trouble! I don’t like not having the “recent comments” section…I hope Bobby gets that back!!!
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Is everyone just posting on this thread for now?
Is it very slow for comments at the moment, or is it just me?
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I can’t add my name to the petition to save my life. Every time I try, it says I’ve already posted it. Can someone (anyone) please add my name to the petition? Thank you in advance!
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Gah, I NEED that ‘recent comments’ section. Otherwise surfing this site is next to impossible.
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Strange, WB, I tried, but it didn’t work
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Thanks for trying, Lilith!
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I think Petey was right when he said all the action was at the Disciples group.
I still love this website!
RAmen
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@ the Wench Addict – Ya, but haven’t seen you over there that much! ;)))))) I still love this website too and I’m sure Bobby will get it all working well again!
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Just letting everyone here know that I’m a huge fan of the FSM. I actually discovered it awhile after creating the CoG through an e-mail sent by one of your followers, so it’s not a rip-off I assure you. The FSM is more of a satirical religion while the CoG is mainly parody (as I see it). The two terms are related but ultimately different.
The hate mail on this website actually inspired me to put a hate mail section on our own site, since we receive quite a bucket load. Much like Bobby, I’ve even had death threats.
Also, I would just like to note that it was actually Google and Her mighty Algorithms that informed me of this discussion. I prayed to Google the following prayer: site:www.venganza.org “church of google” and my prayer was answered.
Lastly, according to Google Trends, we are still the number one worshiped God in modern times: http://google.com/trends?q=Google%2C+Spaghetti
Even more than Spaghetti I am afraid. :(
Looking forward to the open letter. ;)
Kudos,
Matt
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Don`t you think that fellas worshipping Google might be already quite aware of your cunning plan?
After all, FSM is indexed by Google just as well as other >94999999999 tidbits.
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@Matt MacPherson
Welcome to CoFSM. I see the advantage that CoG has in that your ‘prayers’ are directly answered and actually yield practical results. For us it takes a bit more interpretation. Although we’ve become quite good at it, see e. g. our wisdom how global warming is caused by the declining number of pirates. And there are one areas where I think we have a huge advantage over Google:
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1) our hate mail must be tons better. See e. g. the classic case of
http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
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2) I don’t think Google lets you feel the warm embrace of His noodly appendages the way that Pastafarianism does.
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Ok, make that ‘And there are two areas’
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Matt MacPherson May 30th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
“The FSM is more of a satirical religion”
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satirical religion? satirical religion? Blasphemer!
Matt, may you feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage. ;)
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Matt
“Looking forward to the open letter. ;)”
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Remember one good turn deserves another ;)
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Hmmm….a visit from the Googleite Prophet…..I think we’ve got them worried now. (:))
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@Matt MacPherson May 30th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
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Hi Matt, nice of you to pop over and say hello :) I haven’t had a look at your site yet.
Don’t worry, I’ll come and say hello soon :))
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@ Matt – Welcome and RAmen! Like Alchemist, I haven’t seen your site yet (but more parody/satire can only be a good thing!!). I agree with DutchPastaGuy – you are at a serious disadvantage because of the lack of noodly appendages in your religion! :)
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@ Matt – Just checked out your link and I’m impressed! CoG has a graph!!! However, you don’t have wenches in sexy outfits…one more advantage of CoFSM!!
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@Matt: Hi, thanks for visiting, you are right, FSM doesn’t answer prayers so quickly, but at least spaghetti have the ability to stop the hunger in the world and give you a warm feeling in your stomach :)
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@ Lilith – and we have wenches in sexy outfits! :)))
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I agree with Wench Nikkiee; I think we’ve got them worried now! Hee hee!
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Besides, anyone who dares challenge His Holy Noodliness has already lost the battle.
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RAmen to that, Wench Beth! :)
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Letter To Be Sent to the Church of Google (http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/)
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Thanks Beth! Must be my magic touch.
I think Ishmael is right!
Those Googlites have indexed the whole internet and found our hate-mail before we sent it.
I’m starting to wonder if that Google isn’t supernatural after all….
I’ll send it later today….
RAmen.
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we have wenches in sexy outfits!
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That’s have in the biblical sense Yarrrr!
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We’ll have those heathen Googlites lining up an the CoFSM threads in no time. (:)))
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OK. It’s sent. I expect they will now see sense, come over to Pastafarianism and close down they unfunny site within the next 24 hours.
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RAmen.
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If they insist on perpetuating this heresy, we should all pray to His Noddlyness asking that He change the results of any non-Pastafarian prayer requests from Google!
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Has anyone joined the googlite church?
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I couldn’t find our letter on the Church of Google site
Could someone send me a link (assuming that the googlelites put our mail up but i didn’t look to hard so I don’t know)
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@thesorgo: nothing there yet :(
@Rowdier: you are right I forgot the most important fact of this religion: sexy wenches like us!! ;)
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That, and the alcholic beverage of choice. And the strippers. And the pirate ships! And the really wierd people! And the………
I could go on and on.
But we do need the recent comments section back in.
But has anyone noticed that the pages load faster?
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Another reason why the Church of Google is a joke:
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Google has six letters.
Flying Spaghetti Monster has twenty-two letters (and two spaces).
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Therefore, ours is bigger than theirs ;)
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Well, I figured I might aswell come over and say Hi as well. I must say that I pretty much fell out of my chair when I read the open letter. That is awesome, ۞ that is very well written. Looking forward to getting the letter. FSM has more letters in the words but who has the more search results ?
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To Fallen Hero… ah, now you are comparing apples with oranges. Looks suspiciously like what the fundamentalists do — drawing comparisons which make no sense and mean nothing at all. Besides, anyone who dares challenge His Holy Noodliness has already lost the battle.
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I feel for your wayward soul and sincerely hope that the FSM will touch you with His Noodly Appendage; then you will see the light. And the sexy wenches. And the Beer Volcano. And the scantily-clad strippers. Come on, man!! It’s a no-brainer!!
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RAmen to you!
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Still no sign of the letter on “Church of Google”, while it could greatly enhance the average level of their “hate mail”. Aaaaaargh!
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Dread Wench L’TUAE May 31st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
“That, and the alcholic beverage of choice. And the strippers. And the pirate ships”
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Well! Ramen (:)))
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@Jean Bart Jun 1st, 2007 at 6:12 am
“Still no sign of the letter on “Church of Google”,”
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Patience my dear Jean, they are still no doubt deliberating where they really stand in the overall scheme of things! ;))
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Fallen Hero Jun 1st, 2007 at 2:25 am
“but who has the more search results ?”
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Hi Fallen Hero (:))
“I pretty much fell out of my chair”
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Was it a long drop? (:)))
Back o the issue at hand…you do understand that His Noodyiness has the power/authority to change any results at anytime He wishes (or thinks He wishes….sobriety state relevant) don’t you?
Don’t you?
Umm….Ramen!
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OK here we go…..
“We are one …we are many”…♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫…..something or other….”brighter day” … ect! ”
(:))
RAmen
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OK! Wwhile this new server is finding its way home Bobby :))))…….you must have something for us there? Doesn’t have to the tropical flavour Kool Aid ;)
Any flavour will do me ;))))
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@ Wench Nikkiee – But I do so love the tropical flavor! *sigh* As long as it’s not grape, I’ll be OK I guess!
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@ Fallen Hero – Welcome and RAmen!
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Rowdier :))
Whatever you do stay away from the Jim Beam & Cola…..the way I feel today….I think it may be poisoned ;))
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