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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hey, Rockbadger – have you visited Church of Google?
Some of us have been playing there a bit on their Forum, it is quite fun.
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Oh, in an honest way, not trolling, just in case you wondered. ;)
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Now I’m really off…hope to come back again soon…adios…
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G’night Rocky.
Sleep tight.
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Booty
“but we might get a visit from the real one cos I went and commented! Oops!”
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Hahahahahahahaha….looking forward to that :))
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Rockbadger
“Does it look like something I would create???”
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Well I couldn’t really imagine you going that far just for a lark :))))
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Hi Alchemist :)
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Evening Rockbadger – I’ll catch-up with you later. Yah – we need some controversy here – I just bet there have been hundreds of fundies and potential new concerts all posting on some obscure thread :)
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Booty – the three are just for starters – feel free to add as many different ones as you like.
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“……..potential new concerts ….”
Like the Salvation Army – we could have formed a band by now :)) (or it could mean “converts”)
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Hi Pansy :)
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Hahahahahaha….
Got my sockpuppets mixed up again….hahahaha
Woof woof!
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New concerts, Alchemist?
Something you and JB are working on? ;P
Add words eh?
How about……
FSM
Where
comments
recent
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Bit late commenting back, Alchemist! – trying to eat lunch!
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I think Pansy might be a bit schizophrenic – have you forgotten to take your meds again, girl? ;)
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Pansy?
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It’s Pansy’s big paws! She confuses Wench Nikkiee’s computer when she tries to type :P))
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Cheers Shock….err…Rockbadger (:p))
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I’m getting Pansy one of the T-shirts on my current link :))
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LOL!
Are you sure it isn’t that her custom made sieve is slipping a bit?
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♥Wench Beth♥ Jun 4th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
“I like your heart, Lilith, so I borrowed it! Hope that’s ok!”
That’s ok, I love how you look. I actually stole mine from the Professor ;)
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And funky aramaic symbol gave me mine!
We are all turning into his wenches ;)
(Hands off, my go first ;) )
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Yay – I got response 666!
Woohoo!
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“I got response 666!”
*crosses fingers in shape of cross and holds up to Booty*
Pansy is tired, so Wench Nikkiee is going to bed.
Think Pansy will wear her new shirt over to CoG next time she goes over to visit.
Night all and RAmen }:)))
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Night weird symbol person!
Sleep well!
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That’s B♥♥ty not Booty!
Tired! Later (:))
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Booty is just fine Nikkiee :) – I can never be bothered with C&P either!
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@ Booty – our funky aramaic symbol dude claims to have plenty to go round! Have a good go and then let us know if he’s just bragging to get our attention!!!! :)))))
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Hahahahaha! Will do Rowdier!
Have a good day :D
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@ Booty – :))) I’m off to the stables to see the 4-legged Rowdy! Time for a little TLC for him – going to wash his mane and tail today!
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I have one answer to Alchemist’s word game:
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LATEST COMMENTS, BASTARD!!!
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And to the second word game:
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WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE RECENT COMMENTS? [I took a couple liberties with that one.]
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Thanks Zankou!
Letter To Be Sent Bobby Henderson if he doesn’t sort it.
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How long are you going to give him, Dan?
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞, Professor B♥♥ty (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 13 – They Decide to Ask The King.
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After everyone had sorted themselves out and put Savlon on their sort parts and the priest had been persuaded to return the clothes he stole from the wenches, everyone agreed that they couldn’t answer the question:
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And decided to go on a journey to visit the king based on him being dead clever and having lots of advisers and experts and other such luminaries as may be able to help in such an important question.
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Who’s Dan, Professor Booty? ;)
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Oh, and I have to go and play in the garden for a bit, I will be bacl later after 7.30, please be around, Dan, if you can, I want a natter :D
Having a “need a gossip” day. (or is that life??) ;)
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Booty, I’ve sent it just now.
If anyone else signs it. I’ll send it again…
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Lillith, You’re welcome to read my story to your kids.
It’s a kind of allegory
Do you see the hidden message?
If you look carefully there’s a hint that maybe
lard arseBobby should bring back recent comments..
Try reading it again, it is quite well buried in the sub-text.
Or it must be because Bobby hasn’t spotted it in 13 chapters…
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Oh, somehow missed that hint ;)
BTW, has anyone noticed that the recent comments are missing??
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The “Recent Comments” are missing??!! It can’t be true! Tell me it’s not true!
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Oh my FSM, it’s true! WHERE ARE THE RECENT COMMENTS? WE NEED THEM BACK!!
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Maybe it’s just a subconscience message and he needs to sleep it over a few weeks, before it works…
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Hi Beth, we really look like a club of Hearts, aren’t we ;)
WHAT? The recent comments are missing? *look around* Where?
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LOL, Lilith!! I like the “Club of Hearts”. Maybe that can be the female Disciples (you know, that top-secret group that doesn’t exist) official name?
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Recent Comments Aren’t missing. They’re right the…. You’re right I hadn’t noticed till just now. Thanks Lilith.
When are they coming back – does anyone know?
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Give me an “R”!
Give me an “E”!
Give me a “C”!
Give me another “E”!
Give me an “N”!
Give me a “T”!
Give me a “space”!
Give me a “C”!
Give me an “O”!
Give me an “M”!
Give me another “M”!
Give me an “E”!
Give me an “N”!
Give me a “T”!
Give me an “S”!
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What’s that spell? RECENT COMMENTS!!
Let’s hear it again! RECENT COMMENTS!!
One more time! RECENT COMMENTS!!
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Yayyyyy!
*Wench Beth jumps up and down with pompons… I mean, tumbleweeds in hand*
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♥ Wench Beth ♥ Jun 5th, 2007 at 11:24 am
‘LOL, Lilith!! I like the “Club of Hearts”. Maybe that can be the female Disciples (you know, that top-secret group that doesn’t exist) official name?’
Oh yes, our wellknown non-existing secret club!! Great idea, how about ‘Heart Wenches’? I just thought of something funny: ‘Die’ is ‘The’ in German, so ‘Die Heart Wenches’ would be funny, would it?? Like ‘The Heart’ and ‘Die Hard’? Not funny? *looks around* Well…
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maybe we should paint some huge posters and hold it up on the streets!
HONK if you want the RECENT COMMENTS!
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Maybe we should take a leaf out of the Jehovah’s Witnesses book and block Bobbys drive until he brings back recent comments…
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To Lilith… I *LOVE* the “Die Heart Wenches”!!! That’s excellent!!!
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And I’m going to go and paint a large poster right now… :)
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I don’t think I am quite ready to die yet, Lilith, even if there are beer volcanos!
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Can you report someone to the JW? So they keep on bothering?
Hey, they could really make a business out of that ;)
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To ۞… if Prophet Bobby actually does live in Arizona, then Disolove and I could really do that. Disolove is probably fairly close by, and I can get there in 7 hours (6 if I drive really fast). We could set up camp at his apartment with signs, incense, candles, and lots of noodles if he doesn’t respond to the Jehovah’s Witnesses method. So… all we need now is the Prophet’s address! I’m warming up the car!
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Lilith, that’s a great idea about contacting the JW’s… but we still don’t know Prophet Bobby’s address! :(
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So he is not in Kansas anymore…?
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For all we know… and the total lack of Pastafarian-related info lately… Prophet Bobby could very well be in Kansas!!! Getting married to his sister as we speak!!! We must save him!!!
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