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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Nikkiee
“Hi Aristotle (:))
I hope Bobby and his family (Cari/Cari’s family) are ok. I don’t understand why it’s been so long without hearing anything more from him.”
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Perhaps Bobby and Cari have “ascended”, “risen”, “been swept up in the loving noodle of his most high monstrosity” or some other such religiously descriptive phrase for when a holy man goes A.W.O.L….
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@Nikkiee
Yes but think of the dangers involved in cloning. In “Species” what appeared to be a perfectly normal hot chick turned out to be quite murderous and nasty…and then there’s “Attack of the Clones”…I could go on…plenty of examples of clones running amok…I’m happy with just one of me thank you…
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@”Grrrrrrr”
Hello boy!!!
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I should say, that the Commonwealth here already dropped the ban on this type of cloning last year and Pell’s attempted manipultions are unlikely to affect the outcome of this vote, which is tipped to be positive. Rather, it’s this trend of more and more louder religious voices and overtures into our politics nowadays!
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Morning Nikkiee – scary news :(
Hope it doesn’t take you away from us too much :(
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Greetings Admiral Benbow – I don’t think I have got round to saying hello yet.
I think they are probably drunk at a strip joint personally ;)
I think I will send him an email, just so he know we are worried about him. :(
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I have sent off an email.
It occurred to me whie I was writing it that maybe the FSM is testing us?
Finding out if we will stay true or be seduced by the blasphemous CoG!
Stay true, Pastafarians! Eat Noodles! Drink Beer! Watch Strippers!
The FSM will reward us in heaven!
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Off for a shower – back in 5 :D
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Hello again Admiral! (:))
“some other such religiously descriptive phrase for when a holy man goes A.W.O.L….”
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Rapture?
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“In “Species” what appeared to be a perfectly normal hot chick turned out to be quite murderous and nasty”
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Haven’t seen or heard about “Species”. Sounds like a very interesting story Admiral. Must check it out sometime.
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“I’m happy with just one of me thank you…”
Probably a good idea too (:))
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”Grrrrrrr” Hello boy!!!”
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Girl!! :))
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“In “Species” what appeared to be a perfectly normal hot chick turned out to be quite murderous and nasty”
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Come to think of it, I do believe someone was relating that story, or one very similar, just recently. :)
On another note….must get my web page a little more organised and give out the address.
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Hi Professor B♥♥ty :))
“I have sent off an email.”
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Excellent Booty….I’ll write one too. (:))
I really am a little worried!
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“It occurred to me while I was writing it that maybe the FSM is testing us?
Stay true, Pastafarians! Eat Noodles! Drink Beer! Watch Strippers! The FSM will reward us in heaven!”
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No lie….similar thoughts also crossed my mind more than once :))
We’re Pirates…not sooks! We’ll handle it (:))
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Admiral Benbow Jun 5th, 2007 at 1:28 am
Can’t believe everything from those made up hollywood stories. Too many actors in them :)
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I thought Sooks were drunks?
In that case aren’t we sooks AND pirates?
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“Stay true, Pastafarians! Eat Noodles! Drink Beer! Watch Strippers! The FSM will reward us in heaven!”
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I won’t be too far away for too long….I enjoy the Kool-Aid parties too much.
True Pirates can overcome any adversity! I reckon that if we can’t go to recent comments (new posters whatever) we’ll have to get them to come to us!
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I dropped this post on a few more of the above threads this afternoon
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“Due to unknown circumstances, the regular members of the CoFSM are all out back in a room which currently has no windows…so to speak! What this means, is that we can’t see’don’t have any indication of recent comments left by anyone anywhere else…..i.e. on other topic threads. You’ll currently find us all over at the “New Server” (say no more) thread. Please drop over to by clicking the “New Server” link at the top right of your screen or by clicking the following link. Then we’ll easily know you are here and what you have to say. (:)))
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/27/new-server.htm
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RAmen
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Professor B♥♥ty
“I thought Sooks were drunks?”
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Hahahahahahaha….
I think you mean “soakes” (as in sponges :))
Sooks are like…well… “sooky la la”…umm…sulky.
Hmmm….feel sorry for themselves…not tough….cry over someone looking at them, in what they percieve, to be the wrong way! I had written a nice short eloquent desription a while back, but can’t think of it now :))
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Oh!
OK.
We call it mardy here :D
No, pirates aren’t mardy, or sooky!
Just drunk!
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Some people get sooky/mardy when they get drunk.
First time I’ve heard that one. Here when a kid is trying to con you with an exaggerated “hard done by” story (well in my family anyway) we say with a smile “oh poor sooky la la” ;))
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@Nikkiee
“Rapture”…yes!…Rapture.
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Do you ever get that feeling of Déjà vu…???
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@ Professor B♥♥ty
Hello! Pleased to meet you.
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Admiral
Yes….definately! Many times on CoFSM especially :)
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Maybe it’s a case of “great minds think alike” :p))
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@Nikkiee
Great minds huh…I’ll run with that. Do you know what this site needs???…
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Kids here are definitely mardy!
We say “Don’t be such a mardy arse” to grown ups too at times :D
@ Admiral Benbow – Hi! :D Just Booty to my friends! I only use the “Professor” to advertise my scientific contributions to the discoveries regarding the Thong Dynasty – see my link :)
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I think it might need
RECENT COMMENTS!!!!
But I have been wrong before!
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@Professor B♥♥ty
Jun 5th, 2007 at 3:20 am
I think it might need
RECENT COMMENTS!!!!
But I have been wrong before!
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I was going to say some kind of talking animal…or a list that appears on the screen indicating who said something on a particular thread that lets you know to visit the said thread if you desired to speak with a certian person and prevent a situation where the thread gets soooo big because everyone is only on the one thread so they know where everyone is…
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“Don’t be such a mardy arse” to grown ups too at times :D”
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Hahahahahahaha…
I’ve used “sooky la la” on far more grown ups than kids (:))
RAmen
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Admiral Benbow
“Do you know what this site needs???”
Apart for someone to steer it at the moment…recent comments would be quite handy.
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I’m a talking animal…
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Woof??
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Rockbadger
Fruitcake…woof?
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Well, technically, aren’t we all talking animals? I know I am.
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Fruitcake???…me???…a fruitcake…huuuummmmppph…and I was about to tell you about Jesus…feel free to leave a comment on my web page by the way…
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@Saucy Wench
Hello
@Wenchy
“Apart for someone to steer it at the moment…”…are you suggesting that you have imbibed an intoxicating beverage??? Good for you…I’m in a funny mood…that “peculiar” not “ha ha”…just ignore me…
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Hi Rockbadger – gosh we have had lots of conversations about you – you do know you are unclean I suppose?
Please don’t tell us about Jesus, he’s a bit scary! I’d rather talk about beer volcanoes :D
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K Rockbadger :))
That page was hurting my head a little at the moment }:))
Will drop over again tomorrow and have a better look.
Although ‘I’d Rather Die on my Feet than Live on my Knees’ has always been one of my favourite sentiments. You are a busy badger aren’t you! :))
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Hiya Saucy
You seen the “What we are” clip haven’t you. (:))
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX24
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Our Prophet has gone AWOL, Rocky, so we are feeling a little rudderless, but it is surely just a test, and we will weather these rough waters until we find a safe harbour in his Noodly Embrace.
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Booty
There are a lot of comments on that blog about getting sown on your knees :))
I’m sure we may some choice comments to make there about that. :P))
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@Wenchy
“‘I’d Rather Die on my Feet than Live on my Knees’”…that was my favourite to…great minds do think alike…*Rockbadger clasps paws and squeals with delight*
@B♥♥ty
What is a volcano of gushing, icey cold free beer when compared to the sober goodliness of Jesus and clean living…I may be unclean but…but…but…yes…I’m unclean…
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Ooops…err…woof woof!
wag wag wag
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@Wenchy
“I’m sure we may some choice comments to make there about that.”…exercise your right to free speech…it’s my holy blog and I say comment away…errr…should I get a recent comments section???
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Oh crap – I wondered if it was you, Thumper, but the link put me off!
I have just commented and given him a link to the Thong Dynasty!!!
Well, he did make a comment about piccolo solo’s being boring that I couldn’t resist!
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Here’s an alarming quote from my site…
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“The Holy Bible, English Standard Version, copyright © 2001″…copyright huh…imagine the resources the almighty could bring to bear in protracted intellectual property litigation…11th commandment…Thou shalt not plagiarise the Lord…
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Hahaha!
That’s to distinguish it from the “Thou Shalt Commit Adultery” Bible!
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@Booty
“Oh crap – I wondered if it was you, Thumper”…I have no idea as to what it is that you refer…what is this…”Thumper”…whatever it is it sounds handsome but I’m just plain ole Rockbadger…
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Haha! Yes, Thumper is very attractive to lingerie models I believe. ;)
Sorry, my bad, do carry on, I am sure everyone will be fascinated with your opinions – do tell me about Jesus, wasn’t he the guy with the sin fixation?
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@Booty
“That’s to distinguish it from the “Thou Shalt Commit Adultery” Bible!”…that’s bound to be a best seller…a bible leaving out all the nastiness, judgment, threats and bat eating…’twould be a holy pamphlet…
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Hi Rockbadger – nice blog :) Was going to leave you a message but my google blogger thingy links back to my main gmail account.
I feel naked without my layers of anonymity and tin-foil :))
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Oooh – almost forgot. I’ve got a word-game for everyone to play. It’s very easy.
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I give you a number of words and you have to rearrange them into a sentence that makes sense.
You can use punctuation if you like!
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Here we go. Your first three words are:
See how many phrases you can come up with!
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Rockbadger
Archives back to May 2005??
Did you create that blog?
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I’m off like mother’s pants on father’s day…night Booty and Wenchy…don’t stay up late reading about the X’tians…you’ll just give yourself nightmares…
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Free the Recent Comments!!!
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Afternoon Alchemist – you can leave anonymous comments, I did, just click on the circles.
Erm, can I have a few more words?
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No, I suspect he found it with the lesser god Google, WN, but we might get a visit from the real one cos I went and commented! Oops!
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@Alchemist
Buona Mattina…I don’t know why I said that being a Rockbadger and not a wabbit ‘n’ all… I’ve go one…”Latest Bastard Comments”…for the new look CoFSM…more confronting…it says…”we’re CoFSM, we’re bastards and we’re not afraid to say so”….what do you think???
@Wenchy
Does it look like something I would create???
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I’m more a bitch than a bastard, I think, at least at certain times of the month!
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