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Hi DPG
Do we have Admirals on Pirate ships?
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@Wench Nikkiee
“Recent commentgate”…did you make that up? Admiral Benbow is a bar frequented by pirates, scallywags and sea dogs…woof woof!!!
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Other posters may have cared a little more Admiral Benbow, if you had of said “Yo ho ho and A BOTTLE OF RUM” Welcome to our MISSING RECENT COMMENTGATE SCANDAL.
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@Nikkiee, Admiral Benbow
Welcome to CoFSM from me too Benbow. As Nikkiee said, nice name link.
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Like you I’m a bit doubtful about the admirals thing, Nikkiee. I don’t recall any pirate admirals. Blackbeard commanded a fleet of something like 5 vessels, but he was still just captain. Admirals make me think of those old Royal Navy bastards that have caused the hanging of so many of our fellow pirates. Let’s keep a careful eye on Benbow.
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“Recent commentgate”…did you make that up?”
No some other smart arse did earlier }:)))
“Admiral Benbow is a bar…”
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Oh OK then Admiral…even more reason to mention the bottle of rum! (:))
Pansy?? *whistles*…here girl…come on I have a sniffing job for you :p))
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DutchPastaGuy
“Admirals make me think of those old Royal Navy bastards that have caused the hanging of so many of our fellow pirates. Let’s keep a careful eye on Benbow.”
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Ooops now look what I’ve done (:)) Apparently it’s a Pirate bar DPG.
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Admiral Benbow
Rochedale State School…great page (:))
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Apologies Admiral
Getting a bit frustrated being locked up on this one thread. I hope the JWs didn’t get Bobby…..
:p))
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I’m bored with this!! *goes in to corner to bang head against the wall* AAARGH!!
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“Admiral Benbow is a bar frequented by pirates, scallywags and sea dogs”
Tavern from Treasure Island or just somewhere to go and get legless?
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@Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 3rd, 2007 at 8:34 pm “Check it out. Someone has been messing with the Truth. This person has altered the Penguin article not once, but twice.”
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I checked it out, put your stuff back and corrected two tiny thingies. Vandalism is a plague… Don’t worry: I’ve had a complete page replaced by the word “frog”, but an admin restored the stuff. Report the IP number of your vandal, and maybe an admin will block him.
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Cheers, matey.
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A thought: how long should the list of “Recent comments” be? When our dear Aristotle gets inspired, he fills such list in no time with
dreadfullovely one-liners, making it more or less useless. Or do we have to come here when no one-liner-soaperetta creator is awake?Like or Dislike:
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@Nikkiee
Treasure Island indeed missy…
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so this is the second time i wrote this
it was completely done and then i accidently hit the escape key and erased it all. I let out a cry of rage and since right now I’m in school and doing some online “studying” I had to explain why i’m screaming in the middle of study hall.
So i’m going to try this again
So far my parents have kept their bargain but i don’t know how long its going to last
My sermon was roughly two minutes long and devoid of any mention of christian religion (but i did seek pirates in it)
Somehow the beady eyed old ladies found out that i broke out of their brainwashing spell and now every time i see them they refer to my “questions” and “doubts”
In other unrelated (or maybe related) news, during social studies we were randomly assigned a current event to right a page on.
I was randomly selected to recieve the “death of Jerry Falwell” (evangelic scumbag who tried to push anti abortion, antigay marriage, tigher “family values” and increased cencorship laws thru Congress)(this is where i pressed escape)
Could it be that the Old ladies (I think i’ll call them crones; it’s appropriate) are are trying to suck me back into the “flock”?
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You guys should look at this:
http://creationwiki.org/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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@ Admiral Benbow – Welcome and RAmen!!!
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@ Lambic – “When our dear Aristotle gets inspired, he fills such list in no time with dreadful lovely one-liners, making it more or less useless.” RAmen to that! That is really quite annoying! I still like you Aris!
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@ thesorgo – “randomly selected” – perhaps not! Or perhaps it was the FSM offering you one more opportunity to blast the Xtians by showing what a nutjob Falwell was. He was so very unpopular with the pirates and wenches!
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@ DPG – RAmen and kudos to you for asking thesoro about this. Always brings us back to something worthwhile does our DPG! (not that laughing isn’t worthwhile, but you know what I mean!)
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To thesorgo… THANK YOU for posting that link to the enemies of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I had never heard of Creation Wiki before. What a bunch of brainwashed morons!
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Oh, and by the way, are our RECENT COMMENTS back yet?????????
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@ thesorgo and WB – WOW!!!!! I just checked out thesorgo’s link and it’s just sickening! I second WB’s comment of what a bunch of brainwashed morons! Just astonishing…they actually believe that crap! *Rowdy stares at screen in shocked disbelief*
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Oh – and I haven’t seen any RECENT COMMENTS.
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Where oh where have our recent comments gone?
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@thesorgo
Good to hear that sofar your old folks stick to their promise and thanks for a great link.
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@Wench Beth Jun 4th, 2007 at 10:07 am “To thesorgo… THANK YOU for posting that link to the enemies of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I had never heard of Creation Wiki before. What a bunch of brainwashed morons!”
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But did you hear of this?
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http://www.conservapedia.com
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Now there’s something to say. Seen the flag? :)
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@JB
Yeah, had seen that one a while ago. Duh, ‘The Trustworthy Encyclopedia’. In the same way that Fox News is fair and balanced I guess.
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One more for WB:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Not as harsh as the Creation Wiki, but still…
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While you are perusing Conservapedia, how about tuning in to
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GodTube.com
http://www.godtube.com/
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So, do any of you post on the forum?
Add my name to the letters.
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۞ I LOVE your story! Can I tell it to my children?
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LOL, Lilith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’ve written a little poem for Prophet Bobby:
Recent Comments,
We miss them so.
Bring them back
Or else we’ll GO!
It’s not a threat, just a poem….
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I like your heart, Lilith, so I borrowed it! Hope that’s ok!
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At Godtube you can view such delights as:
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http://www.godtube.com/
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How to Witness Someone Who is Gay
Kirk and Ray go to San Francisco and West Hollywood to witness to homosexuals, showing how to share the way of salvation without causing undue offense.
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=23ee92b285b362c916ca
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Truth & Danger # 4 – the Bible vs JW claims
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=3c437150a76fa6f052a4
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And….Eeeek…..Are blenders evil?
What could possibly be wrong with owning a blender? A short film by ProjectGod.com
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=efe990f936dde0d9c98c
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Perhaps you prefer a little anti-abortion propaganda?
It’s a Baby Not a Blob!
Evangelist Robert Breaud sings/plays “It’s a Baby Not a Blob!” Prolife…!
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=638ae4e724da8938450a
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):-((
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Ali G to the rescue (:))
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Science, evolution, and creation: Ali G vs Kent Hovind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKMhtyI3L8
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I think I’m going to be sick. Each link was worse than the one before it. What the hell is wrong with people? Ok, well, Weird Al’s “Amish Paradise” was on Godtube, and that does have some redeeming social value, but that’s all I could find at a quick glance.
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Maybe I’m the one who’s wrong. Maybe I should repent and change my evil ways. Maybe they have a point…..
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Without my recent comments section to guide me, I’m adrift in a sea of doubt. Oh, Noodly One, why have you forsaken me?
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Hi Lilith♥ and ♥Wench Beth♥ (:))
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Hi, ♥♥♥♥♥ Wench Nikkiee ♥♥♥♥♥ ! ! !
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Hi Saucy (:))
Haven’t seen “Amish Paradise” I don’t think anyway. I’ll take a look.
Love Weird Al :)))
I haven’t had a chance to watch any of those yet….thought the titles in themselves were bad enough!
There was one link there on “most watched/popular videos”, which I also haven’t haven’t looked at…have bookmarked it :)
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Funny Church Moments
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f3f2c1553e649403426d&page=1&viewtype=&category=tf
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Will be Interesting to see what they call “funny”! (:)))
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“Without my recent comments section to guide me, I’m adrift in a sea of doubt.”
Know how you feel :(( Frustrating and sad state of affairs isn’t it!!
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To Saucy Wench… I don’t think it is the FSM who has forsaken us, I think it is Prophet Bobby who has been coerced by the Jehovah’s Witnesses or worse. But you have a very, very good point: if we don’t have our RECENT COMMENTS, we may be subject to brainwashing and possible conversion to one of the large organized religions or, even worse… The Church of Google!!!
In the name of your loyal devotees, PLEASE BRING BACK THE RECENT COMMENTS, PROPHET BOBBY!!! Or we might be forced to become Google-ites!!! (Noooooooo!!!)
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Hi Saucy (:))
Haven’t seen “Amish Paradise” I don’t think anyway. I’ll take a look.
Love Weird Al :)))
I haven’t had a chance to watch any of those yet….thought the titles in themselves were bad enough!
There was one link there on “most watched/popular videos”, which I also haven’t haven’t looked at…have bookmarked it :)
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Funny Church Moments
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f3f2c1553e649403426d&page=1&viewtype=&category=tf
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Will be Interesting to see what they call “funny”! (:)))
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“Without my recent comments section to guide me, I’m adrift in a sea of doubt.”
Know how you feel :(( Sad frustrating state of affairs isn’t it!!
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Here is a charade for all of you:
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Two words…
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First word: Two syllables.
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First syllable: sounds like “me”
Second syllable: another word for a “penny”
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Second word: Two syllables.
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First syllable: sounds like “mom”
Second syllable: sounds like “fence”
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OK, WHAT IS THE ANSWER??
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Oh, oh, me, me!!! It’s RECENT COMMENTS!!!!
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More, more!! :)))
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Rowdier wins the prize! She solved the charade! Yes, the correct answer is:
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RECENT COMMENTS!!! (where are they?)
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Where the hell is Bobby? He hasn’t even left us a nice announcement about the Recent Comments. Do you think he has abandoned us?
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I really miss the Recent Comments. :_( I’ve never known how much I loved them until now.
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We’ve gone over a week without them. How much longer can we take it? I’m not sure I can survive much longer.
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Lackorecencommentration is a terrible way to die.
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I don’t want to die.
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I want to live.
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You know, I thought we would have definitely heard something from Bobby by now. The past few days I’ve been having little nagging worried thoughts tugging at the back of my mind. I do hope everything is OK with Bobby.
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But it’s impossible to live without Recent Comments. Besides, even if it was possible to live without their guiding presence, who would want to live such a desolate life? No one, that’s who. Certainly not me. I need Recent Comments. Life isn’t worth living without them.
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Wench Nikkiee Jun 4th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
“You know, I thought we would have definitely heard something from Bobby by now. The past few days I’ve been having little nagging worried thoughts tugging at the back of my mind. I do hope everything is OK with Bobby.”
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Those are my exact thoughts.
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Hi Aristotle (:))
I hope Bobby and his family (Cari/Cari’s family) are ok. I don’t understand why it’s been so long without hearing anything more from him.
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“Lackorecencommentration is a terrible way to die.”
Perhaps a little Californication will help keep you going :p))
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“Those are my exact thoughts.”
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Wish someone would at least let us know what’s going on. I mean the server is still up and running (thought pretty slowly on my system) but I get a sense that the whole changeover seemed to stop mid-sentence! So to speak.
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Well, I guess some of us here (in Australia) felt and saw this situation brewing in this country! Still, a bit of a shock to actually witness such blatant religous manipulation and bullying being so openly displayed. This is only one example of the recent push to religify (a word?) politics here. Polarisation of politicians/politics and the public will be taken one small (large) step further!
I feel I may have to start staying home (on blogs and FSM here in Australia) a bit more. :(((
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Vote against cloning, or else: Pell June 05, 2007
“NSW MPs who are Catholic can expect consequences from the church if they support a bill to open the way for therapeutic cloning, the head of the church in Australia, Cardinal George Pell, warned today.
Cardinal Pell has urged all members of the NSW parliament to vote against the bill that would scrap the current ban on stem cell research, also known as Somatic Cell Nuclear Transfer.”
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21853441-2702,00.html
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Grrrrrrrr….
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