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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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“I’m a doctor, Jim, not a RECENT COMMENT.”
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۞, is it possible to lose your soul twice? ‘Cause I clicked on your name and lost my soul AGAIN!! Hey, maybe we should ALL change our websites to the soul-grabbing one!!
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 1 – The Beginning of the Great Quest for the Answer.
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Once upon a time there was a man who had a question and the question was:
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It was a very important question and the man spent many hours trying to think of the answer but he couldn’t.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 2 – The Man Asks Someone Else.
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So the man went to his wife who was very clever and asked her the question. She said it was a very good question but she didn’t know the answer either. So the man and the wife spent many more hours talking about and thinking about the question until they realized that they couldn’t answer it either.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 3 – They Decide to Ask The Magistrate.
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So the man and his wife decided to go and see the man’s best friend who was also renowned as being clever. So off they set, the man and his wife to a house just a few streets away to see his best friend. The best friend listened when they told him the question and he thought about it and said he didn’t know the answer either but it was a very good question and one he too would dearly love to know the answer to. So they sat down and talked about it and thought about it and talked about it some more until the three of them realised that they couldn’t answer the question and needed to ask someone else. They decided to go and see the local magistrate because he was well respected in the community as an extremely well educated and intelligent man.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 4 – The Journey To See The Magistrate.
So the three of them set off to a large house on the other side of their village where the magistrate lived. As they went they met several other people who new them or asked them where they were going. The man, his wife and best friend explained the question:
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to the people they met and all of them were interested in the answer and none of them knew the answer so they decided they would join the group and visit the magistrate. By the time they arrived at the magistrate’s house there were over 100 people desperate to know the answer to the big and important question.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 5 – Meeting The Magistrate.
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The magistrate was surprised to see so many people coming to his house and asked the man what it was about. So the man explained that they have a big and important question that they all want answered:
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and could the magistrate help?
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I would join in with the story, ۞, but I’m in high level diplomatic talks with President Bush regarding the:
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Alas, President Bush has just jumped onto a light-fitting and is frantically masturbating into a banana!
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I’ll speak to him later!
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞(and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 6 –The Magistrate Has an Idea.
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The magistrate said that he too had been wondering about that a lot recently and he would dearly love to know the answer but couldn’t find it.
So he suggested that the whole community get together for a meeting in the village hall to discuss the big question:
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and everyone agreed that was a good idea.
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Can I help? I’m quite good at handling bush.
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You could add a chapter where the whole community goes on a pilgrimage to visit the Empress of Thong, for she is known as a wise and worldly wench (ha ha) and might be able to shed light on the question.
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And that question is… all together now…
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“Why doesn’t Bobby Henderson put ‘Recent Comments’ back on http://www.venganza.org?“
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Beth,
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That’s a very good idea. The outcome of the big meeting will be to go and ask the king and the king will suggest asking the Empress of Thong:
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Thong_Dynasty
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And so on.
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oooh ooooh oooooh I know!!!!
*Booty stretches her arm up in the air and bobs up and down excitedly*
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Yes, Professor Booty? *Beth calls on Booty*
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This would be so much better if it had some way of showing when people had posted on a thread!
I dunno. What would you call something like that?
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Maybe a RECENT COMMENTS section?? Just tossing out ideas here.
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I think Bobby is busy talking to the FSM on the beer volcano, and has forgotten all about a RECENT COMMENTS section, or maybe he is just busy shagging Cari?
Phew – all that jumping up and down and wriggling was FUN! ;)
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Do you know what, Wench Beth (whoever you are, as I don’t know you) that sounds about right!
A RECENT COMMENTS section!
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Has a nice ring about it :)
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Sorry, I just had to scream it to the heavens.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 7 –The Preparing for the Village Meeting.
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So everyone went to work and designed a poster that they put up all over the village:
Meeting Tonight in the Village Hall To Discuss The Big Question:
All Welcome. Starts around 17:30.
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What? Did you say:
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or was that:
Just wondered – not really important – unlike:
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Has anyone mentioned the lack of Recent Comments?
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I don’t think so, Alchemist, but I am sure some RECENT COMMENTS would be nice.
If and when Bobby has finished at the beer volcano or shagging Cari.
Whenever he can squeeze us in to his busy schedule, have I mentioned tha my schedule would be a lot easier to cope with if I had some RECENT F***ING COMMENTS?
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@Cinta
Thanks for posting again. With the fundie drought and lack of recent comments we appreciate your presence even more than last time.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 8 – The Priest at the Village Meeting.
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Everyone in the village came to the meeting because everyone wanted to know:
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Everyone put forward their ideas. The village priest suggested they pray but everyone laughed and said thanks but this was serious.
And the priest said that was fair enough, actually he’d prayed that he turns in to a girl every day since his 9th birthday and it hadn’t happened yet so who was he trying to kid with prayers and frankly this whole God thing looked pretty shaky.
Everyone agreed that it was nice of the priest to open up to everyone but it didn’t really have anything to do with the matter in hand.
So the priest agreed to be quiet and sit at the back and let the people who had some common sense talk things over.
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LOL, ۞ !!! I can’t wait for the Empress to make her appearance!
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 9 – Someone Has An Idea.
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Next someone who had an ounce of commonsense (and didn’t believe in
fairiesangels or other silly things) stood up and said everyone wanted to know:.
Why not ask Bobby?
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Everyone agreed that was a good idea in principle and a few people had tried that already but Bobby was notorious for failing to respond to e-mails so really they needed a solution that didn’t involve asking Bobby himself. Besides if he had time to listen to the question he probably had time to put ‘Recent Comments’ back which would make everyone happy.
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Admiral Benbow Jun 3rd, 2007 at 4:36 am
“Yo ho ho!”
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Great name link…..got a bit burried back there in this “recent commentgate” scandal (:))
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Hi everyone (:))
Anyone know WHY THERE ARE NO RECENT COMMENT LINKS?
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Ahaa! I see the sockpuppets’ have been back!
They do make a good point though:
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For example – Where the fuck are those nice, helpful Recent Bloody Comments!
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞ (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 10 – A surprise!.
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All of a sudden a lot of wenches who had been missing earlier, presumed knackered, rushed in and performed a striptease to remind everyone why they wanted to visit the CoFSM in the first place.
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Sorry, ۞, thought it needed a bit of sex interest ;)
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Bobby – (I can keep this up for weeks by the way! :) ) – do you have a comment?
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Oh, hang on, never mind! We’ll never see it – Recent Comments h
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Oh bother, forgot to add they had “Where is the recent comments link?” spelled out across their tits.
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In chocolate
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! It’s alive! Gaaah! Help me! Oh god! for humanities sake! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
I die!
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Gurgle
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Coff
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…………I wish *coff coff* I could make a Comment! A recent one! Alas no – the gods of bird-shit-on-the-head strike again!
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Hey – here’s an idea. If this site had a section called, oooh, I dunno, “Recent Comments” ? – maybe that would help us know who’s posted!
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Just a thought!
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So that the pirates could lick it off.
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞, Professor B♥♥ty (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 11 – Everyone Goes to Bed.
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After watching the wenches raunchy striptease everyone realized that although the big question:
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Was very important and they would return to it in earnest tomorrow they were all a bit ‘tired’ and should take there wenches home and continue the ‘discussion’ there.
And so it was, few bedroom lights went out until well after 4:00am while everyone got down to business with their wenches.
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Professor B♥♥ty
Hahahahahahaha….
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But only after the recent comments have been reinstated.
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Which made the pirates a bit miffed.
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Oops – sorry ۞!!
Cross posted!
Hahaha – unlucky!
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Evening (or whatever!) Nikkiee! :D
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The Big Question : A Story by ۞, Professor B♥♥ty (and anyone else who wants to write a bit)
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Chapter 12 – The Next Morning.
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The next morning everyone felt much better and in some cases more enlightened but a part from the fact that somehow the park bench had collapsed nothing much had really changed and everyone still wanted to know the answer to the big question:
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“Nothing much had changed”
Humph! You obviously haven’t slept with a proper wench, ۞!
I could teach you a thing or two and have you walking funny for a week, with very sore fingers!!!! ;P
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Come on Bobby….majority of new victims….err… I mean visiting xtians….initially land at CoFSM on Comment on Open Letter or Kansas School Board threads.
Just checked out the Open Letter thread…comments since the new server went up!!!
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# Pirate Jimmy May 28th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
I bow down to your greatness you amazing Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Honestly this makes more sense than god…Thats just what I believe, not wanting to start a war about Christianity… but i now follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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# 1387 Chantell May 31st, 2007 at 8:10 am
I am soooooooo happy – finally a religion i can sink my teeth into :-)
All madness aside i am truly happy to become a member of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Church………..:-) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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# 1388 Pilgrim May 31st, 2007 at 10:23 am
LO, a voice spoke unto me from the darkness, through the medium of cyberspace, and I truly believe I was touched by his noodly appendage and realized a new truth has been revealed unto mankind.
I’m in-I will be a small voice of reason in the midst of the bible belt
May He to hold us all close in his noodly appendage
RAmen
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# 1389 tottz Jun 2nd, 2007 at 8:32 am
Ok you guys belong in mental homes! to actually believe that spaghetti can talk is a load of crap!seriously how can there be a fsm if there wasn’t spaghetti invented at that time and why would he put humans on earth instead of more fsm you guys really need checked out!to believe god is spaghetti is sick you might as well believe in the easter bunny you sickos!!!!!!!!!!! by the way spaghetti sucks
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# 1390 callo Jun 2nd, 2007 at 8:34 am
right on tottz fms believers suck ass you pratts
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# 1391 nila Jun 3rd, 2007 at 8:37 am
this is soooo stupid!!! lol! rofl! i cant believe someone came up w/ stupid crap like this!!!!!!! i think its just so the heads of the so called church can not pay taxes or whatever it is that popes and junk are exempt from. i laugh in ur faces! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
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No doubt we’re loosing potential converts who would be assuming this site is dead!!
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You think we should leave a link to this page on the Open Letter thread?
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Oh bother!
Well spotted Nikkiee – have you left a link?
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You know what would be really nice right now?
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No, what?
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