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@Nikkiee
“Hi Aristotle (:))
I hope Bobby and his family (Cari/Cari’s family) are ok. I don’t understand why it’s been so long without hearing anything more from him.”
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Perhaps Bobby and Cari have “ascended”, “risen”, “been swept up in the loving noodle of his most high monstrosity” or some other such religiously descriptive phrase for when a holy man goes A.W.O.L….
@Nikkiee
Yes but think of the dangers involved in cloning. In “Species” what appeared to be a perfectly normal hot chick turned out to be quite murderous and nasty…and then there’s “Attack of the Clones”…I could go on…plenty of examples of clones running amok…I’m happy with just one of me thank you…
@”Grrrrrrr”
Hello boy!!!
I should say, that the Commonwealth here already dropped the ban on this type of cloning last year and Pell’s attempted manipultions are unlikely to affect the outcome of this vote, which is tipped to be positive. Rather, it’s this trend of more and more louder religious voices and overtures into our politics nowadays!
Morning Nikkiee - scary news :(
Hope it doesn’t take you away from us too much :(
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Greetings Admiral Benbow - I don’t think I have got round to saying hello yet.
I think they are probably drunk at a strip joint personally ;)
I think I will send him an email, just so he know we are worried about him. :(
I have sent off an email.
It occurred to me whie I was writing it that maybe the FSM is testing us?
Finding out if we will stay true or be seduced by the blasphemous CoG!
Stay true, Pastafarians! Eat Noodles! Drink Beer! Watch Strippers!
The FSM will reward us in heaven!
Off for a shower - back in 5 :D
Hello again Admiral! (:))
“some other such religiously descriptive phrase for when a holy man goes A.W.O.L….”
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Rapture?
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“In “Species” what appeared to be a perfectly normal hot chick turned out to be quite murderous and nasty”
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Haven’t seen or heard about “Species”. Sounds like a very interesting story Admiral. Must check it out sometime.
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“I’m happy with just one of me thank you…”
Probably a good idea too (:))
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”Grrrrrrr” Hello boy!!!”
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Girl!! :))
“In “Species” what appeared to be a perfectly normal hot chick turned out to be quite murderous and nasty”
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Come to think of it, I do believe someone was relating that story, or one very similar, just recently. :)
On another note….must get my web page a little more organised and give out the address.
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Hi Professor B♥♥ty :))
“I have sent off an email.”
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Excellent Booty….I’ll write one too. (:))
I really am a little worried!
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“It occurred to me while I was writing it that maybe the FSM is testing us?
Stay true, Pastafarians! Eat Noodles! Drink Beer! Watch Strippers! The FSM will reward us in heaven!”
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No lie….similar thoughts also crossed my mind more than once :))
We’re Pirates…not sooks! We’ll handle it (:))
Admiral Benbow Jun 5th, 2007 at 1:28 am
Can’t believe everything from those made up hollywood stories. Too many actors in them :)
I thought Sooks were drunks?
In that case aren’t we sooks AND pirates?
“Stay true, Pastafarians! Eat Noodles! Drink Beer! Watch Strippers! The FSM will reward us in heaven!”
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I won’t be too far away for too long….I enjoy the Kool-Aid parties too much.
True Pirates can overcome any adversity! I reckon that if we can’t go to recent comments (new posters whatever) we’ll have to get them to come to us!
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I dropped this post on a few more of the above threads this afternoon
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“Due to unknown circumstances, the regular members of the CoFSM are all out back in a room which currently has no windows…so to speak! What this means, is that we can’t see’don’t have any indication of recent comments left by anyone anywhere else…..i.e. on other topic threads. You’ll currently find us all over at the “New Server” (say no more) thread. Please drop over to by clicking the “New Server” link at the top right of your screen or by clicking the following link. Then we’ll easily know you are here and what you have to say. (:)))
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/27/new-server.htm
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RAmen
Professor B♥♥ty
“I thought Sooks were drunks?”
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Hahahahahahaha….
I think you mean “soakes” (as in sponges :))
Sooks are like…well… “sooky la la”…umm…sulky.
Hmmm….feel sorry for themselves…not tough….cry over someone looking at them, in what they percieve, to be the wrong way! I had written a nice short eloquent desription a while back, but can’t think of it now :))
Oh!
OK.
We call it mardy here :D
No, pirates aren’t mardy, or sooky!
Just drunk!
Some people get sooky/mardy when they get drunk.
First time I’ve heard that one. Here when a kid is trying to con you with an exaggerated “hard done by” story (well in my family anyway) we say with a smile “oh poor sooky la la” ;))
@Nikkiee
“Rapture”…yes!…Rapture.
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Do you ever get that feeling of Déjà vu…???
@ Professor B♥♥ty
Hello! Pleased to meet you.
Admiral
Yes….definately! Many times on CoFSM especially :)
Maybe it’s a case of “great minds think alike” :p))
@Nikkiee
Great minds huh…I’ll run with that. Do you know what this site needs???…