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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
A thought: how long should the list of “Recent comments” be? When our dear Aristotle gets inspired, he fills such list in no time with
dreadfullovely one-liners, making it more or less useless. Or do we have to come here when no one-liner-soaperetta creator is awake?@Nikkiee
Treasure Island indeed missy…
so this is the second time i wrote this
it was completely done and then i accidently hit the escape key and erased it all. I let out a cry of rage and since right now I’m in school and doing some online “studying” I had to explain why i’m screaming in the middle of study hall.
So i’m going to try this again
So far my parents have kept their bargain but i don’t know how long its going to last
My sermon was roughly two minutes long and devoid of any mention of christian religion (but i did seek pirates in it)
Somehow the beady eyed old ladies found out that i broke out of their brainwashing spell and now every time i see them they refer to my “questions” and “doubts”
In other unrelated (or maybe related) news, during social studies we were randomly assigned a current event to right a page on.
I was randomly selected to recieve the “death of Jerry Falwell” (evangelic scumbag who tried to push anti abortion, antigay marriage, tigher “family values” and increased cencorship laws thru Congress)(this is where i pressed escape)
Could it be that the Old ladies (I think i’ll call them crones; it’s appropriate) are are trying to suck me back into the “flock”?
You guys should look at this:
http://creationwiki.org/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
@ Admiral Benbow - Welcome and RAmen!!!
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@ Lambic - “When our dear Aristotle gets inspired, he fills such list in no time with dreadful lovely one-liners, making it more or less useless.” RAmen to that! That is really quite annoying! I still like you Aris!
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@ thesorgo - “randomly selected” - perhaps not! Or perhaps it was the FSM offering you one more opportunity to blast the Xtians by showing what a nutjob Falwell was. He was so very unpopular with the pirates and wenches!
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@ DPG - RAmen and kudos to you for asking thesoro about this. Always brings us back to something worthwhile does our DPG! (not that laughing isn’t worthwhile, but you know what I mean!)
To thesorgo… THANK YOU for posting that link to the enemies of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I had never heard of Creation Wiki before. What a bunch of brainwashed morons!
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Oh, and by the way, are our RECENT COMMENTS back yet?????????
@ thesorgo and WB - WOW!!!!! I just checked out thesorgo’s link and it’s just sickening! I second WB’s comment of what a bunch of brainwashed morons! Just astonishing…they actually believe that crap! *Rowdy stares at screen in shocked disbelief*
Oh - and I haven’t seen any RECENT COMMENTS.
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Where oh where have our recent comments gone?
@thesorgo
Good to hear that sofar your old folks stick to their promise and thanks for a great link.
@Wench Beth Jun 4th, 2007 at 10:07 am “To thesorgo… THANK YOU for posting that link to the enemies of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I had never heard of Creation Wiki before. What a bunch of brainwashed morons!”
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But did you hear of this?
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http://www.conservapedia.com
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Now there’s something to say. Seen the flag? :)
@JB
Yeah, had seen that one a while ago. Duh, ‘The Trustworthy Encyclopedia’. In the same way that Fox News is fair and balanced I guess.
One more for WB:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Not as harsh as the Creation Wiki, but still…
While you are perusing Conservapedia, how about tuning in to
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GodTube.com
http://www.godtube.com/
So, do any of you post on the forum?
Add my name to the letters.
۞ I LOVE your story! Can I tell it to my children?
LOL, Lilith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve written a little poem for Prophet Bobby:
Recent Comments,
We miss them so.
Bring them back
Or else we’ll GO!
It’s not a threat, just a poem….
I like your heart, Lilith, so I borrowed it! Hope that’s ok!
At Godtube you can view such delights as:
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www.godtube.com/
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How to Witness Someone Who is Gay
Kirk and Ray go to San Francisco and West Hollywood to witness to homosexuals, showing how to share the way of salvation without causing undue offense.
www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=23ee92b285b362c916ca
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Truth & Danger # 4 - the Bible vs JW claims
www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=3c437150a76fa6f052a4
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And….Eeeek…..Are blenders evil?
What could possibly be wrong with owning a blender? A short film by ProjectGod.com
www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=efe990f936dde0d9c98c
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Perhaps you prefer a little anti-abortion propaganda?
It’s a Baby Not a Blob!
Evangelist Robert Breaud sings/plays “It’s a Baby Not a Blob!” Prolife…!
www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=638ae4e724da8938450a
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):-((
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Ali G to the rescue (:))
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Science, evolution, and creation: Ali G vs Kent Hovind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKMhtyI3L8
I think I’m going to be sick. Each link was worse than the one before it. What the hell is wrong with people? Ok, well, Weird Al’s “Amish Paradise” was on Godtube, and that does have some redeeming social value, but that’s all I could find at a quick glance.
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Maybe I’m the one who’s wrong. Maybe I should repent and change my evil ways. Maybe they have a point…..
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Without my recent comments section to guide me, I’m adrift in a sea of doubt. Oh, Noodly One, why have you forsaken me?