I just read this book titled The 4-Hour Workweek
I think maybe I liked it so much because I’ve been trying to avoid a “real job” so hard for the last couple years.
There’s a lot of really important, counter-intuitive ideas laid out in this book. Like, for instance: Busyness is a form of laziness to avoid doing the important things you need to do. I have days where I check my email 10+ times a day, and get nothing done.
If you’re interested in this kind of stuff, and I suspect a lot of Pastafarians are, check out Tim’s blog here. Or go buy the book here
They dont need Ice, they have plenty of that around them.
What they really need is this pure, frozen water I have in the back of this truck! Not only does it keep you cool and shady in the long, bright, summer, but it also quenches your thirst!
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I get all my ice straight from the KA. There, they make the best ice in the world.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Antarctica#Economy
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I’ve been there!
What a great bunch of people.
RAmen
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@ kev – Wahahahaha! Good one!
@ Aristotle – great link! I love uncyclopedia! Seen the one on Water Polo with Sharks?
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Water_Polo…_With_Sharks%21
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I love this one!
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@ Pope Pixel – Hi Pixely Dude!
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Hahaha! “Water Polo with Sharks.” That’s great!
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@ Aris – :) Lots of creative folks out there.
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Saucy…I believe you are thinking of the same lady(?) I was referring to previously. Tell hubby, “Thanks”.
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BCA (3 years Army, 6 years Air Force….and ready to run for president)
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@ BCA – I do love a man in uniform! Mm mmm! Being cute but seriously, I really do respect our troops. Ready to run for president eh? Hmmm…
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RW,
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Yes, I am. At forty-one and fed up with the way Georgie-boy is fucking us over daily, I am more than ready.
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PLATFORM
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1. Energy self-sufficiency: explore all options
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2. Legalize prostitution: regulate and tax as needed
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3. Legalize marijuana: even our own FDA said it was not a health threat
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4. Let the UN do the UN’s job: The US is NOT the world police
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Still working on other platform ideas
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Vote Pastafarian
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BCA
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Aris
I had a look that link and when I clicked on the Penquin within the article, I found no mention of His Noodlyness! To wit
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penguins
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Now I distinctly remember these quotes, linked below, referencing the Penguin as being a the more than likely descendant of “The Midgit”.
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http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/10/theyre-people-too.htm#comment-15442
http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/10/theyre-people-too.htm#comment-14804
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What I want to know is:
How is such an oversight possible on the Uncylopedia Penguin article?
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@ BCA – I like your platform ideas! (No offense to Peter Popoff, who is also running for president!) I was kinda fishing to see if you were him but it appears not! (You never can tell when the regulars around here are playing one or two or six more people!) I will be voting Pastafarian! I’m fed up with politics as usual in this country.
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@ WN – Shame on them! I didn’t think to click on the penguin link (shame on me!). Wench Beth needs to get after them with her pot of spagetti noodles!
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??????
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History of Penguins
“Penguins are a ancient race who origins are mostly unknown but it is speculated that they were brought into exsistance at the dawn of time.”
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penguins#History_of_Penguins
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See?
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@ WN – I am a bad Pastafarian!! *hangs head in shame* I have read the gospel and completely forgot about the penguins! Thanks for the reminder. :)))
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RW…
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Thank you for the support.
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BCA
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@Rowdier Wench
“I have read the gospel and completely forgot about the penguins!”
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If the story be true, maybe the FSM altered your memory. (;))
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@Bearded Clam Admirer
I can’t vote for you…wrong country…but good luck with your campaign (:))
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@ BCA – You are welcome!
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@ WN – I hadn’t thought about the FSM altering my memory! OK I don’t feel so bad now!:))
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“I had a look that link and when I clicked on the Penquin within the article, I found no mention of His Noodlyness!”
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We’ll just have to edit it then. It needs correction!
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Thanks (:)))
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Don’t know that I would be too good at that….plus I have a bit of a time shortage here.
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To Bearded Clam Admirer… I second Rowdy’s thoughts! You have an excellent platform. I agree with you on all counts! You have my support as well, although I need to ask if you’d be willing to go for vice-president (Peter Popoff’s running mate)? I kinda promised Peter that I’d vote for him already.
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@ WB – I love the idea of BCA being VP! If he’s willing. Are you willing, BCA?
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Veep? The job nobody wants? Hmmm
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@ BCA – Oh dear. Wench Beth was going to run for the job (she and Dutch Pasta Guy almost came to a frying pan duel over the veep/campaign manager issue). She is willing to give it up to you if you want it. Keep in mind that this is the Pastafarian Party and it will be much different than usual! It was not meant as an insult, I promise!
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@Wench Nikkiee – It’s been “fixed.”
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penguin#History_of_Penguins
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No, no, BCA — the vice-president of the Pastafarian Party is extremely important!! You are the right hand man!! (Just look at B*sh and Ch*ney!! Sorry for using profanity there.) Besides, if you don’t accept the VP nomination then it’s going to have to be me or Alchemist… then we’re really talking trouble! (hee hee)
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Oops, I meant DPG, not Alchemist!! Sorry ’bout that!! Although… hmmm… if BCA doesn’t accept then Alchemist would certainly make a good VP… certain plants would be legalized immediately… wink, wink ;)
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Incidendally, that paragraph had the worst spelling out of the entire article. I found only one spelling mistake, outside of that section.
http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Penguin&curid=2462&diff=1994296&oldid=1990757
It looks sooo much nicer now, doesn’t it?
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@ BCA – The torture is unbearable! You and Peter both running for president and I want to support both of you!! You are one of my favorite posters here, and I hope to heck you aren’t offended! I have to go now – I’ll be back tomorrow or Friday but I didn’t want to leave without saying – no offense meant!
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Quite nice revisions, Aristotle!
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And look at me, pointing out bad grammar when I can’t even manage to spell the first word in my post, “incidentally.”
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People with impeccable spelling like you, Aristotle, are allowed the occasional typo. Of course, I myself never even make typos… *Beth sticks nose in air*
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Wench Beth May 23rd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Quite nice revisions, Aristotle!
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Oh, thanks. :))
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It seems my ‘puter is slow today.
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No offense taken, Rowdier Wench. Mulling it over…
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“I myself never even make typos…”
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Hey, me too! Oh… I mean…er…never mind.
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@ BCA – *Rowdy Wench breathes huge sigh of relief!*
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Aristotle, God of Satire
@Wench Nikkiee – It’s been “fixed.â€
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penguin#History_of_Penguins
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Excellent Aristotle….bonus sexy strippers for you (:))
RAmen
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Erm….just one itsy bitsy detail….I hate to even mention it because of your beautiful delicate surgery……but the FSM’s name is not linked to his main Uncylo article.
Keep up the good work. (:))
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May 23rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I love Pratchett.
Somehow I think you find there’s a hell of a lot of Pratchett fans on CoFSM…
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I agree, maybe we should invite him over or something?
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Aristotle
You’ll make someone a good husband one day when you get a older. (:))
RAmen
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Hello all,
I wasn’t sure where to post this but since there’s some activity here I thought it’d be best. I submitted some FSM artwork to Mr.Henderson back in Feb. I worked on the artwork over the course of a month and was proud to present the finished piece to him in hopes that he would actually use it for something. After sending emails and even uploading the artwork through his Submit Art option on this site, I never heard a word from him. From what I gather, this is not uncommon because he is very busy. That’s certainly understandable.
What bothers me is that since I stopped attempting to contact him, he has posted other fsm artwork consisting mostly of someone else’s artwork with the fsm Photoshopped in. My ancient piece of “discovered” fsm artwork is all originally and I worked very hard on it. Anyways, I just wanted to vent here I guess.
If you want to see the artwork check it out at http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50245018/
Thanks.
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Wow, TestingPointDesign! That’s a great piece of ancient history, you created there!! Very good!
It’s sad that you weren’t honored by the prophet, but he made some new posts recently, maybe he wants to safe some stuff for later?!
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Thanks for posting the link! :)
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oh, I forgot:
YEAAAH! Popoff/BCA ‘o8!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Test Point Design
Nice artwork!
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Lilith? Your slogan sounds like a death threat.
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Nice look TPD! Sorry you weren’t chosen, that sucks :(
Were there some other images? I only found the one, but I am known to be a bit dim in searching for things!
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@ TPD – Good work!
@ BCA – I think the slogan does need some work!!
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Thanks everyone for checkin out my artwork. For those of you who didn’t see the pic of where the ancient icon was discovered here is the link to that:
Discovery site:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50244861/
“Restored version”:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50245018/
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@ TPD – That is very cool! :) RAmen!
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BCA
Gigolo? A f**king great job. Thanks!
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
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