whilst at uni the other day i looked out the window to brisbane harbor and low and behold a pirate ship was sailing by, i grabbed a camera and got a few pics… after class i went to the pub and there just happened to be spagetti wresling on…
dawson
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
In Soviet Russia, pi calculates YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, math has no practical need for YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, STD catches YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, A, C, G, and U!!!
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In Soviet Russia, telling russian reversal jokes is finished with YOU!!!
RAmen
@Pie-ous dude- my favorite one is still:
In Soviet Russia, the party finds YOU!!!
I have a feeling I haven’t ever had enough drugs for this thread to make sense to me. Am I just old or what?
In Soviet Russia, drugs is on YOU!!
@ Aris - Funny! But still doesn’t make sense! I guess that’s OK though…:)))
Go to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
I think the best is “In Soviet Russia, job blows YOU!!”
But I don’t remember where I found it.
No, Rowdy Wench. You say in a bad russian accent: for ex:
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party always finds YOU!
Just dub in various phrases.
Ahoy there dawson. Glad to see another practising Pastafarian in jolly old Brisbane, QLD. I’m only a resent convert and a second year student at QUT. Is there a Brisbane chapter of FSMism? if not, who do I have to jolly roger to get one started?
Hey, if you guys want to go sailing on a pirate ship and you’re in Chicago, come on out. Email the captain, mention the FSM, and tell him the first mate sent you! RAmen!
hi
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shut up jim
Latest frigging Comments! Comments, frigging, the latest!Frigging Comments, the latest!
Hey Jim - I bet you’ve never had a girlfriend have you? Forever condemned to KY and ya mom’s “Victoria’s Secret” :)
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I wonder if this will end up in “Latest Comments”?
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*Sarcasm dripping from my keyboard ;)*
Latest Comments? Did someone mention Latest Comments?
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WHERE ARE THE “RECENT COMMENTS”??????????????????????
sorry to burst peoples bubble about the ship but its not a true pirate ship because it has the union jack flying. Unless, its flying the wrong colours to trick some unsuspecting ship and then perform some truly piratey activities. who knows well anyway i hope you enjoyed reading my comment as much as i enjoyed writing it (it was rather fun)
true brethren
The Portugueses royal barge was sunk 250 years ago. Recently, with the rise of pastafarians, people have realised the connection between pirates and global warming. The ship was pulled up and restored to its former glory. We can assume that its piracy activities are kept a close guarded secret.
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