Sad news. The 19th century clipper The Cutty Sark caught fire and burned out of control. Police are treating the fire as “suspicious”.
 
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RDPW & Booty: It isn’t clear yet, where in Germany we will live (or maybe even Vienna or London!), but being used to the US-distances here, both of your countries will be pretty close!! ;P
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If you don’t like being stuck in the hold. Where do you like being stuck!
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@Ûž May 24th, 2007 at 3:50 pm “If you don’t like being stuck in the hold. Where do you like being stuck!”
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You DO remember Professor B♥♥ty prefers to stay on firm ground, manning (wenching?) the bar. She IS a landlubber (landlubster??), you know! Yarrrrrr!
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Professor Booty, I’ll give you some Dramamine to take. I don’t want you left behind on shore when we finally get our pirate ship! Besides, I have a feeling that the wenches will be running the ship anyway — let’s just say we’re not PMS-ing as much as (some of ) the pirates are right now!
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Beth, of course we will, but we don’t want them to know that yet do we? So, shush, don’t tell them!
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Well, I’m guessing it was the Jehovists ! ;-)
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@daqq May 25th, 2007 at 4:08 am
“Well, I’m guessing it was the Jehovists! ;-)”
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Hmm…..I think you may be onto something there!
Everyone….tin foils hats on…..stat! (:))
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Or on with the kitchen sieves for those of that preference.
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Wench Beth May 24th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
“let’s just say we’re not PMS-ing as much as (some of ) the pirates are right now!”
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PMS-ing?
Private Messaging? :p)))
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I’ve just thought.
There’s probably enough salvageable wood in Greenwich to make a bench.
Probably not much more than that to be honest.
It might be a bit scorched though.
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I’ll probably need to quite a bit of rubbing down.
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Hhaha!
Shagging on the wreck of the cutty sark – very piratey! ;)
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Yarrr! Yarrr!
Prosaic Note: Supermarket trip. See you later…
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Argh – leave that tramp Liz alone! ;)
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Don’t worry Booty,
I asked her and she said coming round and trying out my bench sounded boring!
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Some people just don’t know what they’re missing.
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Seriously though, Liz never came back so I think that proves she wasn’t a troll.
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I think we should get hundred’s of replica Cutty Sark’s built to sail the world with the good news of the FSM and the impending marriage in heaven to the IPU.
We would also sort out global warming – sailing has a minimal carbon footprint compared with aircraft – delcine in pirates did lead to global warming and we can reverse global warming by launching Cutty Sarks!
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Glory be! FSM stops global warming!
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What a shame the olp Clipper got burnt, I think it might have been done by pay back Paddy not a Ninja but a Guinness soaked old fool
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Well we and the UK branch of the FSM had a ceremony on a real pirate ship in London the Golden Hind, dressed as pirates we even had the BBC filming
Hasn’t made much news on the board unfortunately even through it was 2 world firsts
1) First FSM ceremony and meeting on a real pirate ship (well in modern times)
2) First FSM meeting funded by the tax payer (ie the BBC)
Jon
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Har harrrr! Ye’ll have to try harder to keep the ole girl down. Flames won’t do it! The Cutty Sark will rise from the ashes and not be renamed The Cutty Phoenix.
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Latest frigging Comments! Comments, frigging, the latest!Frigging Comments, the latest!
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The Cutty Sark wants to see the “Recent Comments” come back to the home page! And so do we loyal Pastafarians!
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It’s really sad for the local area, it was such a nice thing to have around (I live in Lewisham, I could walk to the Cutty Sark in about 45 mins. They were refurbishing anyway, so none of the masts and stuff were damaged. Here’s to hoping they can rebuild the old treasure!
RAmen
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may the cutty sark live in our memories forever.
Ramen
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RIP Cutty Sark.
if the police do catch the guy who may or may not have burned the CUTTY SARK I’ll kill him for them.
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