Sad news. The 19th century clipper The Cutty Sark caught fire and burned out of control. Police are treating the fire as “suspicious”.
 
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Rest in peace! RAmen
1st comment?
2nd post, how long can I do this?
Not long
I suggest we start looking at those who follow the IPU or ninjas. Only ninjas would do something like this to pirates, and followers of the IPU would do it because of the importance of piratical life to our Noodly Master. May the spirit of the Cutty Sark live forever in our memories.
RAmen
I saw it on tv, such a shame. I wonder what kind of moronic idiot would set fire to something like that? I suggest (if it really turns out to be arson) we capture them and make them walk the plank of our pirate-vessel. Even if we should have to rent one first :)
@Mariner
Definitly ninjas, but HIRED by the IPU followers. The followers of IPU are too week to do something so terruble. I mean their god doesn’t even have any balls! RIP Cutlty Shark
RAmen
This is funny ’cause yesterday I was thinking about Cutty Sark. I thought some day I’m going to see this ship again but then I hear these terrible news. Oh, poor Cutty Sark.
RAmen.
OK. Sorry guys. I was stealing it for the church to sail the seven seas and sort of kicked a lantern over and boy does that tar burn good!
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I’m really sorry OK?
That’s really sad :((
Told you not to raid the rum supplies before that mission Dan!
Nikkiee you always tell me not to raid the rum before a mishon and when I come back you’ve drunk’em.
Well I showed you this time mishsy!
Srry bout the baot thingy *hick*
Bit of filler and it’ll be right as rain.
Or is that right until it rains? *burp*
Keelhaul the bastards!!
Definitely. Keelhaul the bashtards!
Who are we keelhauling?
I have two dogs. One I have named Pirate and the other I have named Ninja (yes they fight a lot). This is an experiment into the behaviour that these to exhibit towards each other. From my observations so far I am in no doubt that this is the work of a Ninja.
Rather obviously the BBC has the best coverage of this:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6675381.stm
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Open the link on there for a picture of a totally f**ked boat:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_enl_1179752114/html/1.stm
We could make this our rallying cry
Remember the Cutty Sark!!!
It isn’t as bad as it looks - they were doing renovations at the time, so the mast and sails were happily locked in a warehouse somewhere. Although I do like the idea of keelhauling the wannabe murderers.
RAmen
I don’t want to be a killjoy but £25 000 000.00 to renovate it was the original budget.
FSM knows what it is now!
How many new boats for the furtherance of Pastafarianism could be bought with that load of booty, eh?
Why don’t we just build our own ship?
It can’t be as hard as it looks as they did it all the time back 300 years ago
Yeah, how much MDF do you think we need for a decent sized pirate ship?