We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs – past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
Update on the burglary
Published by Bobby Henderson May 18th, 2007 in General FSM news. 349 Comments
349 Responses to “Update on the burglary”
Do you reckon that image has been photo shopped?
Just that I have come across a few people, who look just like that, to my mind anyway.
Hmmm…maybe I’m a little weird.
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@Nikkiee
“Hmmm….I saw Eddie Murphy in this movie once….African (?) royalty mascarading as a counterfeit counter boy….I mean who really knows?”
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‘Coming to America’ perhaps, where he works in a NY fast food joint in search of a bride?
Have to partly agree, partly disagree with you Alchemist. Some of Eddy Murphys movies are crap, others I like pretty well.
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May 20th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Two more pointless headlines:
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* Bear Shit Found in Woods
*Pope Seen at Catholic Mass
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The second one appears every Christmas and Easter. Why is that considered news?
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Yes, hardly news is it? I have quit a collection of silly, funny headlines. Most are in Dutch however and the joke doesn’t translate too well. But I do have a few in English.
One of my favourites was the announcement of a bird-contest: Miss XXX has won for breeding the biggest parateets in the county…
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Are you sure they weren’t Jehova’s Witnesses?
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@xinjinbei
“Are you sure they weren’t Jehova’s Witnesses?”
Good FSM. Did you read all thead? :D
Respect!
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Bear Shit Found in Woods
Pope Seen at Catholic Mass
These are great. Are they real newspaper headlines?
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@Nikkiee – You didn’t answer my question. It’s very important to me.
http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/18/update-on-the-burglary.htm#comment-122269
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@Alchemist
““Not quite, in fact, most of my friends are a good year older than me. I’m young, very young.â€
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Wish I was :( My body seems to have aged too fast for my mind to keep-up. I still feign illness at the mention of the word “schoolâ€.
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Hmm – Pope Pixel the:
Potent!
Plentiful
Playful
etc – alliterate not illiterate me :P
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BTW – nearly applied to joined your star empire a bit ago :) Got side tracked though!”
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Yeah, I’m not entirely sure what I made that website for, if you had joined though that would be pretty cool.
Sorry bout everyone else’s comments to my Holiness, I’ve been having a busy weekend and haven’t had much time to chat.
RAmen
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Ha! He chose the one I came up with!
http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/18/update-on-the-burglary.htm#comment-121892
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Sorry, that’s the wrong one.
http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/18/update-on-the-burglary.htm#comment-121930
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Ha, you lose.
RAmen
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FREEDOM!!!! Arrrrr
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@Mel Gibson(Wallace)
You’re just a couple nuts short of the wagon aren’t ya?
RAmen
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FREEDOM! Arrrrrr
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My point exactly.
I’ve noticed that that movie goes really great with beef & bean burritos, which is pretty weird.
RAmen
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Greetings and felicitations Sir William,
Hows the stomach ache? arrrrrrr.
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Aristotle, God of Satire .
@Nikkiee – You didn’t answer my question. It’s very important to me.
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Aristotle
I’m forbidden by the overseers of the space-time continuum (sp?). from revealing that information to those in the past. You should already know that. All I can tell you is that it is dark here now! No sun.
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“I’m forbidden by the overseers of the space-time continuum (sp?). from revealing that information to those in the past.”
Vae!
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“All I can tell you is that it is dark here now! No sun.”
Did it burn out?
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“Did it burn out?”
Not sure…will tell you in about 10-15mins time when it’s due to come up. It’s not so dark now so probably not burnt out. (:)))) I’ll send it round your way when we’ve finished with it for the day.
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If it did, we might have to buy a new one.
I’ll go to the cosmic Home Depot, maybe they’ll have some replacements ;)
RAmen
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No, the Cosmic Depot sucks. All they’ll have is low quality stars that produce a few decillion kilowatts per hour and burn out in a couple hundred thousand years.
http://www.astronomycafe.net/qadir/q1835.html
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Pope Pixeltotle
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FREEDOM
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I meant a few billion watts (big difference there, I know).
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“Pope Pixeltotle”
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No, you’re a little off. If you want to mix the names, it’s gotta be complete.
Hieropope Pixeltotle
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Or figure out how to put these together.
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His High Mightiness, Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages
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Pope Pixel the Playful Pious Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Twinky HoHo Platypus Pontiff of Popey Benevolence! +O:-)
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Hieropope Pixeltotle
Now that’s a name (:)))
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So glad I have the day off today (:))))
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I think His Holiness lives somewhere around New York. In that case….
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His Holiness, Pope Pixel the Playful Pious Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Twinky HoHo Platypus Pontiff of Popey Benevolence, & Supreme Priest of the New England Evangelical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodliness and Sauciness +O:-)
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I would lengthen my name, but I can’t think of anything to add at the moment.
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You guys wanna hang out with me?
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“Hang out”? What do you mean by that?
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Arrrrr Think about it!
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Sorry, I’m not that way inclined.
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Speaking of “hanging out” and ropes, has anyone ever heard of the Choking Game?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking_game
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Erm…. I don’t get it either? :))
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@Aristotle, God of Satire
“Sorry, I’m not that way inclined.”
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Oh!! No me neither.
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FSM help the not so bright.
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“FSM help the not so bright.”
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Hahahahahahahahaha
A big RAmen to that. :)))
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“anyone ever heard of the Choking Game?”
Sounds like group auto-asphyxiation to me. Use a plastic bag. More classy!
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The Choking Game: the asphyxiation sensation that’s sweeping the nation!
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First off, I ate your lord.
Second off.. dont talk about your shit getting stolen on the internet… it’s dumb and doesnt accomplish shit.
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You didnt say that believers couldnt steal.. deal with it.
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FSM Killer
May 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
First off, I ate your lord.
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You do realise that that is our form of sommunion and you are now a Pasatafarian? Welcome to the church.
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7th Commandment
May 21st, 2007 at 5:47 am
You didnt say that believers couldnt steal.. deal with it.
He is buddy, he called the police remember? Besides, why should he say to believers in false gods (not FSM obviously) that they shouldn’t steal? Shouldn’t that be bleeding obvious? It is to us true believers.
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FSM Killer May 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
“dont talk about your shit getting stolen on the internet… it’s dumb and doesnt accomplish shit.”
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Anyone else see the Paradox?
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Someone stole my jeans yesterday in PE… can u blieve that… y would they steal my jeans?
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Retribution will be swift to those who steal from a prophet
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May she be whipped with a wet noodle!
Argggggh!
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Being a teen, I say it sounds suspicious.
SUE THEIR BUNS OFF!!!
It’s the american way.
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Latest frigging Comments! Comments, frigging, the latest!Frigging Comments, the latest!
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Burglary! Burglary! Someone has stolen the “Recent Comments” section from the home page! We need it back! Call the police! Call the FSM! Call Prophet Bobby! We gotta have our “Recent Comments” back!!!
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In the meantime :((
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Due to unknown circumstances, the regular members of the CoFSM are all out back in a room which currently has no windows…so to speak! What this means, is that we can’t see any direct indication of RECENT COMMENTS left by anyone anywhere else. (on other topic threads) You’ll currently find us all over at the New Server (say no more) thread. Please drop over to by clicking the “New Server” link at the top right of your screen or by clicking the following link. Then we’ll know you are here. (:)))
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/27/new-server.htm
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RAmen
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