We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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FSM Killer
May 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
First off, I ate your lord.
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You do realise that that is our form of sommunion and you are now a Pasatafarian? Welcome to the church.
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7th Commandment
May 21st, 2007 at 5:47 am
You didnt say that believers couldnt steal.. deal with it.
He is buddy, he called the police remember? Besides, why should he say to believers in false gods (not FSM obviously) that they shouldn’t steal? Shouldn’t that be bleeding obvious? It is to us true believers.
FSM Killer May 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am
“dont talk about your shit getting stolen on the internet… it’s dumb and doesnt accomplish shit.”
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Anyone else see the Paradox?
Someone stole my jeans yesterday in PE… can u blieve that… y would they steal my jeans?
Retribution will be swift to those who steal from a prophet
May she be whipped with a wet noodle!
Argggggh!
Being a teen, I say it sounds suspicious.
SUE THEIR BUNS OFF!!!
It’s the american way.
Latest frigging Comments! Comments, frigging, the latest!Frigging Comments, the latest!
Burglary! Burglary! Someone has stolen the “Recent Comments” section from the home page! We need it back! Call the police! Call the FSM! Call Prophet Bobby! We gotta have our “Recent Comments” back!!!
In the meantime :((
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Due to unknown circumstances, the regular members of the CoFSM are all out back in a room which currently has no windows…so to speak! What this means, is that we can’t see any direct indication of RECENT COMMENTS left by anyone anywhere else. (on other topic threads) You’ll currently find us all over at the New Server (say no more) thread. Please drop over to by clicking the “New Server” link at the top right of your screen or by clicking the following link. Then we’ll know you are here. (:)))
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/27/new-server.htm
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RAmen