We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Pope Pixeltotle
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FREEDOM
I meant a few billion watts (big difference there, I know).
“Pope Pixeltotle”
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No, you’re a little off. If you want to mix the names, it’s gotta be complete.
Hieropope Pixeltotle
Or figure out how to put these together.
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His High Mightiness, Hierophant Aristotle I of the Southwestern Orthodox Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages
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Pope Pixel the Playful Pious Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Twinky HoHo Platypus Pontiff of Popey Benevolence! +O:-)
Hieropope Pixeltotle
Now that’s a name (:)))
So glad I have the day off today (:))))
I think His Holiness lives somewhere around New York. In that case….
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His Holiness, Pope Pixel the Playful Pious Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Twinky HoHo Platypus Pontiff of Popey Benevolence, & Supreme Priest of the New England Evangelical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodliness and Sauciness +O:-)
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I would lengthen my name, but I can’t think of anything to add at the moment.
You guys wanna hang out with me?
“Hang out”? What do you mean by that?
Arrrrr Think about it!
Sorry, I’m not that way inclined.
Speaking of “hanging out” and ropes, has anyone ever heard of the Choking Game?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking_game
Erm…. I don’t get it either? :))
@Aristotle, God of Satire
“Sorry, I’m not that way inclined.”
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Oh!! No me neither.
FSM help the not so bright.
“FSM help the not so bright.”
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Hahahahahahahahaha
A big RAmen to that. :)))
“anyone ever heard of the Choking Game?”
Sounds like group auto-asphyxiation to me. Use a plastic bag. More classy!
The Choking Game: the asphyxiation sensation that’s sweeping the nation!
First off, I ate your lord.
Second off.. dont talk about your shit getting stolen on the internet… it’s dumb and doesnt accomplish shit.
You didnt say that believers couldnt steal.. deal with it.