We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Do you reckon that image has been photo shopped?
Just that I have come across a few people, who look just like that, to my mind anyway.
Hmmm…maybe I’m a little weird.
@Nikkiee
“Hmmm….I saw Eddie Murphy in this movie once….African (?) royalty mascarading as a counterfeit counter boy….I mean who really knows?”
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‘Coming to America’ perhaps, where he works in a NY fast food joint in search of a bride?
Have to partly agree, partly disagree with you Alchemist. Some of Eddy Murphys movies are crap, others I like pretty well.
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May 20th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Two more pointless headlines:
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* Bear Shit Found in Woods
*Pope Seen at Catholic Mass
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The second one appears every Christmas and Easter. Why is that considered news?
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Yes, hardly news is it? I have quit a collection of silly, funny headlines. Most are in Dutch however and the joke doesn’t translate too well. But I do have a few in English.
One of my favourites was the announcement of a bird-contest: Miss XXX has won for breeding the biggest parateets in the county…
Are you sure they weren’t Jehova’s Witnesses?
@xinjinbei
“Are you sure they weren’t Jehova’s Witnesses?”
Good FSM. Did you read all thead? :D
Respect!
Bear Shit Found in Woods
Pope Seen at Catholic Mass
These are great. Are they real newspaper headlines?
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@Nikkiee - You didn’t answer my question. It’s very important to me.
http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/18/update-on-the-burglary.htm#comment-122269
@Alchemist
““Not quite, in fact, most of my friends are a good year older than me. I’m young, very young.â€
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Wish I was :( My body seems to have aged too fast for my mind to keep-up. I still feign illness at the mention of the word “schoolâ€.
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Hmm - Pope Pixel the:
Potent!
Plentiful
Playful
etc - alliterate not illiterate me :P
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BTW - nearly applied to joined your star empire a bit ago :) Got side tracked though!”
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Yeah, I’m not entirely sure what I made that website for, if you had joined though that would be pretty cool.
Sorry bout everyone else’s comments to my Holiness, I’ve been having a busy weekend and haven’t had much time to chat.
RAmen
Ha! He chose the one I came up with!
http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/18/update-on-the-burglary.htm#comment-121892
Sorry, that’s the wrong one.
http://www.venganza.org/2007/05/18/update-on-the-burglary.htm#comment-121930
Ha, you lose.
RAmen
FREEDOM!!!! Arrrrr
@Mel Gibson(Wallace)
You’re just a couple nuts short of the wagon aren’t ya?
RAmen
FREEDOM! Arrrrrr
My point exactly.
I’ve noticed that that movie goes really great with beef & bean burritos, which is pretty weird.
RAmen
Greetings and felicitations Sir William,
Hows the stomach ache? arrrrrrr.
Aristotle, God of Satire .
@Nikkiee - You didn’t answer my question. It’s very important to me.
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Aristotle
I’m forbidden by the overseers of the space-time continuum (sp?). from revealing that information to those in the past. You should already know that. All I can tell you is that it is dark here now! No sun.
“I’m forbidden by the overseers of the space-time continuum (sp?). from revealing that information to those in the past.”
Vae!
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“All I can tell you is that it is dark here now! No sun.”
Did it burn out?
“Did it burn out?”
Not sure…will tell you in about 10-15mins time when it’s due to come up. It’s not so dark now so probably not burnt out. (:)))) I’ll send it round your way when we’ve finished with it for the day.
If it did, we might have to buy a new one.
I’ll go to the cosmic Home Depot, maybe they’ll have some replacements ;)
RAmen
No, the Cosmic Depot sucks. All they’ll have is low quality stars that produce a few decillion kilowatts per hour and burn out in a couple hundred thousand years.
http://www.astronomycafe.net/qadir/q1835.html