We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
“I didn’t use the correct music notes!”
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I remember the days when I knew the difference between a quaver and a semi-quaver….*sigh*
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“Means that I can sleep through an earthquake”
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Oh. Yes that’s what I thought you meant (:)) Right!
Subucula tua apparet! :)
Bob keeps saying “No” to Jupiter because he’s not obeying His Rules. Jupiter keeps grabbing a hold of passing heavenly bodies that are meant to be Sol’s. Bob made Sol, not Jupiter, the center of the Solar System.
Ubi spiritus est cantus est
Anthony - put down the “Funny Latin Phrases for Gibbons” book and say hello! Introduce your self -
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We’re nice people >;)
Get off me pa, yer squssin’ my cigarettes
“We’re nice people >;)”
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Speak for yourself. I like to tear the flesh of my victims with my Sarcasm and drink their blood.
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The blood of one’s enemies is, oh, so good.
Veritas vos liberabit
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, ‘I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.’ ‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back. ‘I’m so tired of chardonay.
Aristotle
“Jupiter keeps grabbing a hold of passing heavenly bodies that are meant to be Sol’s.”
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Oh!!
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Latin…groan!
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the U.S. Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Wench Nikkiee May 19th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
“Oh!!”
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Exactly.
Popcorn anyone?
Artie Not The God of Latin
Alchemist Wants Smilies that Show the Eating of Popcorn
Beach Boy
‘Thank God,’ said an elderly nun at the back. ‘I’m so tired of chardonay.”
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:)))
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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So the question is: how big is a peck?
A man walked into a bar.
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“Oooph!”
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It was an iron bar!
Lets leave Popoff out of this! heh heh :)