We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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And my great-grandma knits.
Yes (:))
Bet they both have a collection of nice buttons….most seamstresses (as opposed to “sewers” :) do.
Aristotle, God of Satire
“And my great-grandma knits.”
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Grandmothers are great for that sort of thing.
Quiet around here today.
“The Creation of Planets”
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Planets
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Will Bob speculate on the creation of other planets?
@Wench Nikkiee
“Quiet around here today.”
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Yep. I was hoping (and somewhat suspecting) the JWs would return.
Hey! I was talking to my mother today, and I found out a few things. First, I’m English on my mother’s side. That makes me feel closer to those Pastafarians from the UK.
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Also, I found out my mother has to be a latent Pastafarian. We were talking about evangelistic religions, specifically JW and CJCLDS, and she said, “They’re not bad people. They’re just stupid. They don’t think. I just run them off when they come to the door.” Sorry, any evangelicals out there. My mom said it, so it must be true.
@DPG
Yep. I was hoping (and somewhat suspecting) the JWs would return.
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Perhaps they’ve been raptured?
Perhaps it’s door knocking day? Or is that just the Morons on Saturdays?
“Perhaps it’s door knocking day?”
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I have a fantastic ability to fester in bed when the ‘phone rings or door bell goes on a weekend :)))
“Perhaps they’ve been raptured?”
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As I mentioned once before (ideas stolen from others)…much money to be made by atheists and Pastafarians after Rapture disappearance events. Atheists/Pastafarians can ensure delivery of Rapture letters for a small fee. After Rapture care of those heathen pets left behind ect. Possibilties.. (:)))
Having read that last post again :P Translations available - Ask a Tyke (or Aussies might manage it too)
Do I get royalties for bringing it up? :D
“Translations available - Ask a Tyke”
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Yes please :)
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“Do I get royalties for bringing it up?”
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Depends on what you bring up :)
“Will Bob speculate on the creation of other planets?”
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Yes, and one of his pranks on the humans will involve the entire solar system. :)
Alchemist May 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
“Do I get royalties for bringing it up? :D”
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Oh..after Rapture services you mean? Yes definately!! Only on the fundie forums though. (:))
“Wench Nikkiee May 19th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♫..’till Daddy takes the T-Bird away…. ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♫”
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Speaking of royalties….
Aristotle, God of Satire May 19th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Yes, and one of his pranks on the humans will involve the entire solar system. :)
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In that case is Jupiter a Ho?
Why does it keep getting excommunicated all the time?
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Bad Planet Jupiter Doing Something Wrong: Huge Mysterious Hand Keeps Pointing Angry Finger At Gas Giant”
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http://www.satirewire.com/news/aug02/jupiter.shtml
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Beach Boy
Ha! I didn’t use the correct music notes! (:)))
For the Less Than Tykeducated - you know who you are!
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“I have a fantastic ability to fester in bed when the ‘phone rings or door bell goes on a weekend :)))
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Means that I can sleep through an earthquake. I don’t wake up easily. I got pretty hammered and have turned all ‘phones off!
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You know :))))
“Huge Mysterious Hand Keeps Pointing Angry Finger At Gas Giantâ€
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Maybe it’s just smelly and the other planets don’t want to play with it?