We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hmmm….Bob doesn’t say why he wants all these particular things though. (:))))
Just to be difficult :)))
@Wench Nikkiee - But that doesn’t matter. It’s a Holy text. You’re supposed to believe it, no matter how incomplete/contradicting/boring/fantastical/etc it is. ;)
Are you a virgo Aris??
I lik list s too
Oops - am verery drunk!
Professor B♥♥ty May 19th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Carefull Professor Booty…..lik-ing list can be dangerous. ;))
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Aristotle
OK I believe :))
@Professor B♥♥ty
“Are you a virgo Aris??”
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You know I thought I saw mention of that somewhere ;))
Professor B♥♥ty May 19th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
“Are you a virgo Aris??”
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Oh my gosh! How did you know!
Did y’all know there is an emoticon for Pope?
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+O:-)
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Hahahaha….beat ya Pixel. }:)))
Good one Aristotle….I like that one.
Hmm…. think it’d look better on Pixel.
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+O:-) Pixel the 1337
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Or
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Pixel the 1337 +O:-)
Winky Wench of the Twinky Tribe
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Thanks Twinky…that took a while (:))))
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Aristotle meant
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uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Giraffe
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Couldn’t get the http to come up….no doubt evoked AW :(
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Have a few friends meant to be coming over to the site today. (:))
Fun fun fun (:)))
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♫..’till Daddy takes the T-Bird away…. ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♫
We all have our tin foil hats and lots of lovely buttons…nice pretty buttons.
(:))
I forgot, I have another name.
Aristotle, TMOTWK (”the master of those who know”)
Wench Nikkiee May 19th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
“♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♫..’till Daddy takes the T-Bird away…. ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♫
We all have our tin foil hats and lots of lovely buttons…nice pretty buttons.
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? I have no idea where you’re going with that. But I do wear tin foil hats regularly. And I plan on starting to amass a collection of buttons. It’ll be my new unremunerative occupation.
I do actually have a large collection of interesting buttons…I did a bit of fashion design (mainly Pattern Making, or drafting as some call it) some years ago and still collect fabrics and buttons. Second hand stores are great for that sort of thing………as are Mothers who sew. (:)))
Both of my grandmothers sew. Does that count?