We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Ok, my first first post.
Geh, what a stupid little brat! I hope that if it’s them, you give them a good scare! Some teenagers are just so immature.
Bronze medal for me :(
Well - at least it wasn’t sinister - just old-fashioned twatiness!
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PS - Congratulations DPG - I only got mine a few weeks ago :) It gives you a warm feeling inside :)
(damnation - it really did!)
Yay, justice is served! Unless of course, they didn’t do it, then y’know, keep looking.
RAmen
Well, congrats! So it wasn’t the Jehovists?
Yo 1337 dude! How are ya? - Course they did it! They were teenagers :P
@Alchemist
“PS - Congratulations DPG - I only got mine a few weeks ago :) It gives you a warm feeling inside :)
(damnation - it really did!)”
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Yep, a sort of coming of age experience for any CoFSM regular:)
being a teenager i 100% support the idea that they took it. No teenager says “they didn’t see anything” then runs off. They say “i didnt see anything, but i hope those suns of *****es get cought”
@Alchemist
Now hey hey hey, I’m 14 and I haven’t stolen anything! Though they acted a little funny so I’m inclined to agree with you.
RAmen
@DPG
Yeah - like getting awarded your black belt. No longer a student but qualified. The real learning starts now - hmmm, that was a bit Zen for me :)
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Unless your that pesky Aristotle :) Bloody young whipper snapper comes over here, steals our first posts and our women. Bah! Over paid, over sexed and over ‘ere! :D
Yeah, I want my wenches back, I used to have crowds of ‘em!
RAmen
God? Pasta? what has more letters? and Pixel
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You know I was only kidding?
When I was a teenager I was an angel *with wings*. I never got caught for anything!
BTW Pixel - I thought you were 15 a few months ago :)
We’re still here Pixel!!!
We would never leave you for that Aristotle - he is not in your class!
That sucks, but if it was them they will get caught. I am 17 and have never been proven to have stolen a thing!
I really haven’t stolen anything.
ah we all steal, its the age
if its just stealing for fun its still stealing
i mean who here has never lifted a fewcrates of whatever choice of larger u like
its just fun
ah we all steal, its the age
if its just stealing for fun its still stealing
i mean who here has never lifted a few crates of whatever choice of larger u like
its just fun
oops sry i didnt think the first 1 sent
Well this is a bit of a let down I must say! I thought those JWs might have been fakes and that a tracking chip had been inserted into that copy of Watchtower and…..oh never mind.