We think it was probably our neighbor’s daughter’s friends. Some of our other neighbors were around when it happened, and saw them sitting on the stairs, hanging out. We’re thinking it’s unlikely that someone else walked up the stairs - past them, took a bunch of stuff and walked out.  They (the neighbor’s friends) said that they didn’t see anything, and then immediately took off. We know what school they go to, and the police lifted some fingerprints… so there’s hope.
Ok, my first first post.
Geh, what a stupid little brat! I hope that if it’s them, you give them a good scare! Some teenagers are just so immature.
Bronze medal for me :(
Well - at least it wasn’t sinister - just old-fashioned twatiness!
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PS - Congratulations DPG - I only got mine a few weeks ago :) It gives you a warm feeling inside :)
(damnation - it really did!)
Yay, justice is served! Unless of course, they didn’t do it, then y’know, keep looking.
RAmen
Well, congrats! So it wasn’t the Jehovists?
Yo 1337 dude! How are ya? - Course they did it! They were teenagers :P
@Alchemist
“PS - Congratulations DPG - I only got mine a few weeks ago :) It gives you a warm feeling inside :)
(damnation - it really did!)”
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Yep, a sort of coming of age experience for any CoFSM regular:)
being a teenager i 100% support the idea that they took it. No teenager says “they didn’t see anything” then runs off. They say “i didnt see anything, but i hope those suns of *****es get cought”
@Alchemist
Now hey hey hey, I’m 14 and I haven’t stolen anything! Though they acted a little funny so I’m inclined to agree with you.
RAmen
@DPG
Yeah - like getting awarded your black belt. No longer a student but qualified. The real learning starts now - hmmm, that was a bit Zen for me :)
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Unless your that pesky Aristotle :) Bloody young whipper snapper comes over here, steals our first posts and our women. Bah! Over paid, over sexed and over ‘ere! :D
Yeah, I want my wenches back, I used to have crowds of ‘em!
RAmen
God? Pasta? what has more letters? and Pixel
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You know I was only kidding?
When I was a teenager I was an angel *with wings*. I never got caught for anything!
BTW Pixel - I thought you were 15 a few months ago :)
We’re still here Pixel!!!
We would never leave you for that Aristotle - he is not in your class!
That sucks, but if it was them they will get caught. I am 17 and have never been proven to have stolen a thing!
I really haven’t stolen anything.
ah we all steal, its the age
if its just stealing for fun its still stealing
i mean who here has never lifted a fewcrates of whatever choice of larger u like
its just fun
ah we all steal, its the age
if its just stealing for fun its still stealing
i mean who here has never lifted a few crates of whatever choice of larger u like
its just fun
oops sry i didnt think the first 1 sent
Well this is a bit of a let down I must say! I thought those JWs might have been fakes and that a tracking chip had been inserted into that copy of Watchtower and…..oh never mind.
Oh and Pope Pixel the 1337 is the bomb! (:))
@ Wench Nikkiee
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“I thought those JWs might have been fakes and that a tracking chip had been inserted into that copy of Watchtower and…..oh never mind.”
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Wanna borrow my tin foil hat?
Xanthus May 18th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
“i mean who here has never lifted a few crates of whatever choice of larger u like
its just fun”
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Never :D - honest!
Reynard teh Fox May 18th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
“Wanna borrow my tin foil hat?”
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I’ve got my steel collander on…but nice of you offer…I know most are very protective and possessive of their foil hats. Thanks (:)))
Wench Nikkiee May 18th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
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“I know most are very protective and possessive of their foil hats.”
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to damned right lass! :)))
add an o - go on! You know you want to :)
@ Alchemist - “Unless your that pesky Aristotle :) Bloody young whipper snapper comes over here, steals our first posts and our women. ” You would think that by now I’d learn to take my snack breaks somewhere other than whilst reading posts here! Damn near made a huge mess! :))))
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I’m with Booty! We’re still here! No one is going to steal me! :))))
There’s a Wench Rowdier than RW???
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Impossible!!!
@ Bearded Clam Admirer
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Do you admire me too :)
@ BCA - Hahahahaha! Rowdy Wench did get Rowdier! :)))
To BCA… Rowdier Wench *is* Rowdy Wench, ‘cept she’s rowdier now! If you had a crush on her before, wait till you see her now!! (wink)
To DPG… congratulations on getting first post!!
@DPG - Yeah, congrats :)
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@Alchemist May 18th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
“Unless your that pesky Aristotle :) Bloody young whipper snapper comes over here, steals our first posts and our women.”
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Hey, women aren’t just objects to be “stolen.” They’re people, too.
Thanks Beth, and to be honest, today I wasn’t pissing about in the lab all day, spending much of my time on CoFSM. Together with a collegue I made the biggest breakthrough in my research for all of 2007 sofar. Details would bore people to death, but it certainly was a good day for me. And get first post on top of it. I do feel the warm embrace of His noodly appendages. I feel blessed. The FSM loves us all and I can feel it!
Aristotle,
Nice play. The wenches go for that respect stuff.
Thanks Aristotle, but
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“Hey, women aren’t just objects to be “stolen.†They’re people, too.”
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now you’re sucking up to the wenches. They know that Alchemist would never mean it that way. Go on, tell us, any particular wench you’re trying to impress?
@ Aris - Ûž is right! Lots of bonus stripper points for you for that comment!
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@ Wench Beth - *wink* back at ya! Think he could handle the Rowdier Wench? :)))
Woops, I typed my post while that of Ûž wasn’t up yet. It seems we have slightly different interpretations. I’ll admit I can be skeptical.
Speaking of sketicism, I think I’ll head over to the JWs on the other thread. They need a hard scientific kicking, I feel.
Oh boy, while I was typing that next reply I see Ûž getting kudos from the wenches. Buh, I must be really out of touch.
@ DPG - It doesn’t take more than a few minutes to get out of touch around here!
DutchPastaGuy May 18th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
“Go on, tell us, any particular wench you’re trying to impress?”
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No, but my mom raised me almost singlehandedly. I have a lot of respect for her and all women and wenches.
@Aristotle,
“No, but my mom raised me almost singlehandedly. I have a lot of respect for her and all women and wenches.”
Oh come on, you can do better than that. Rowdier expressed her appreciation. Was she your intended audience?
@ DPG - I hope he was intending all wenches on this site! What a fantastic collection we have! :))) Not that I don’t mind being the target of nice comments…:)))
Once again, the best of luck getting your stuff back.
@DPG - All wenches are my intended audience.
And I certainly like and respect you, Rowdier Wench.
They’re just jealous Aristotle :))
Ooops….. forgot the name change. :)
Jealous? Whatever for? The praise?
Honestly, that’s how I feel. I respect women, often times more than men.
@ Aris - Thanks! :) I really do think all of our wenches are fantastic…
Even though I am a guy.
Oh, I put emphasis on “am” when it should have been “guy.” Whatever…
@ Aris - you can quit any time! This wench is satisfied with your statements!! :)))))
@Rowdier
“Aris - you can quit any time! ”
Thanks, things are looking again. I feel so much better now that you said that.
ummm… ‘looking UP again’
@Avatar of Reason May 18th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
“Once again, the best of luck getting your stuff back.”
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Sounds like a good chance of it…unless someone organised was paying them to rip stuff off and taking it off their hands or they had a buyer lined up….the gear may be still close by. Well that’s a hope I guess.
@ DPG - Glad to help!
I’m out the door folks…gone for the weekend. *sniff, sniff*
New topic:
I just did the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life! I accidentally deleted my blog! I thought I thought was deleting a new one I had just created; I didn’t want it. Now I still have it, but not the old one. So actually, DBG, things are looking down–for me at least.
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Another new topic:
I’m thinking about writing a “biography” about God. But I’m not sure I should actually use the name God. Should I, or should I not?
link problem
Aristotle, God of Satire
“I accidentally deleted my blog!”
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Arrrgh!
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“I’m not sure I should actually use the name God.”
I’m assuming this is the xtian God and not Allah?
That’s strange. It won’t work.
“I’m assuming this is the xtian God and not Allah?”
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Yes.
You could say “the entity referred to as god”
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still 404 link not found Aris :(
How about Bob?
Probably with some capital letters though :)
test
http://www.lsd25.org/txt/Clarke,%20Arthur%20C%20-%20Childhoods%20End%20(V1.1).html
Bob as good a name as any….short…easy to remember :)
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Don’t forget to include this bit:
GOD NAMES NEXT “CHOSEN PEOPLE”; IT’S JEWS AGAIN
“Oh Shit,” Say Jews
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http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/chosen.shtml
I see now. The name link thingy takes out the “%” symbol.
“test”
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Nope…still 404
try it without the http
Got this one off your name ok…no blog
http://mugglenet.com/
Bloody hell - has someone put cocaine into the net?
If you C&P it works. When you put your mouse over it, the end part isn’t underlined. It isn’t included in the link address I don’t know why.
Without http-
www.lsd25.org/txt/Clarke,%20Arthur%20C%20-%20Childhoods%20End%20(V1.1).html
Wench Nikkiee May 18th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
“Got this one off your name ok…no blog
http://mugglenet.com/”
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Oh, that’s just my new temporary link.
“try it without the http”
Err…non-thought out suggestion there.
See? (V1.1).html gets cut off.
I get this with C&P…..yes?
Childhood’s End
Arthur C. Clarke
A hell of a lot of cocaine?
@Alchemist
“Bloody hell - has someone put cocaine into the net?”
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You’re just unhappy coz there’s no sheep porn there ;)))
Alchemist
“A hell of a lot of cocaine?”
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No Kool Aid….here try some… (:)))
“No Kool Aid….here try some… (:)))”
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Oooh ta :) cvan I have the Ribena flavoured one please?
“cvan ” - aww hell - you know what I mean - can! D
Don’t drink the kool-aid!
But the kool-aid is so colorful…
And it tastes so niiiiiiice :))
“Don’t drink the kool-aid!”
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I tried to get one but they said I’d had too many :((
I put ice cream in mine (:))
“I put ice cream in mine (:))”
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Chocolate flake too?
I rarely drink kool-aid. My mom buys Crystal Light.
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Here is the first line of chapter 1 of Bob’s story.
http://abiographyofbob.blogspot.com/
I’m completely lost on this thread
i havent had kool-aid since i was a wee lad
“thesorgo May 18th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
I’m completely lost on this thread”
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It happens :D
i’m sure i’ll get the hang of following the randomness
Random is good. I like Random.
“i’m sure i’ll get the hang of following the randomness”
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To be honest, that’s a big part of the attraction :P
my gal (who chooses to reamain in the dark) wants me to tell everyone that she thinks you guys are truly heroic
@thesorgo May 18th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
“i havent had kool-aid since i was a wee lad”
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This is very very special kool-aid….you will see beer volcanos after you drink it ;))
i need to learn how to type
Oh bugger, my cucumber is scratching to go out! Wont be long :) ……OK Clarence - I’m coming!……
@ Wench Nikkiee
i think ill stick to the tamer kind
like grape
or watermelon
“It was infinitely…..overwhelmingly..?
@thesorgo
“my gal (who chooses to reamain in the dark) wants me to tell everyone that she thinks you guys are truly heroic”
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Tell her thanks for the compliment and RAmen to her (:)))
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“i think ill stick to the tamer kind”
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That’s ok…it’s not an FSM law to drink it….the kool aid parties come around every so often…so maybe next time ;))
“ike grape
or watermelon”
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oooh no! Cucumbers can be evil! Yer average grape is a pussy compared to a cucumber enraged by the light of the full moon.
“Yer average grape is a pussy compared to a cucumber enraged by the light of the full moon.”
I don’t know
i think a bunch of grapes could definately take out even a moon enraged cucumber
Aristotle
Here is the first line of chapter 1 of Bob’s story.
http://abiographyofbob.blogspot.com/
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“In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely….precariously?
“i think a bunch of grapes could definately take out even a moon enraged cucumber”
Nooo…Star Apples or Five Fingers…
Do they have Five Fingers where you guys are?
no idea what a five finger is
I added more to the chapter.
Hmmm…yellow, juicy, no seeds and slightly oblong with five peaked ridges around the length of the fruit, so when you cut it across the width you get a star shape. Probably called something else. Probably Asian I think….tropical. Sour I reckon….I don’t like them!
This will be a different one to the one Alchemist is familiar with… (:))
ohhhh
i’ve seen them before
Aristotle
“fill the blank with any adjective”
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Don’t you mean a noun….that’s at the end of a sentence?
@Wench Nikkiee - I’m quite sure they’re adjectives. They describe a noun.
How come I always get here when the subject has deteriorated to unnatural acts with sheep and/or dueling vegetables?
“In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely _____”
Invisible?
How about this:
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“In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinite.â€
or
“In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely itself.â€
Wench Nikkiee May 18th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
“‘In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely _____’
Invisible?”
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Certainly. Any adjective will work. Any adjective can be used to describe It. It has all characteristics, and none.
@Wench Nikkiee - I’m quite sure they’re adjectives. They describe a noun.
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Yes they are adjectives….oh please don’t talk grammar rules to me…I’ve forgotten most of them. Sorry I mentioned it. Now what about infinitely invisible?
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Hi Saucy (:)))
SaucyWench May 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
How about this:
“In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinite.â€
or
“In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely itself.â€
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Change the first to “In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely infinite.â€
The second one works perfectly.
“It was infinitely itself.â€
Like that Saucy (:))
SaucyWench
“How come I always get here when the subject has deteriorated to unnatural acts with sheep and/or dueling vegetables?”
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Just breaking the thread in properly and getting it comfortable….till Bobby updates us on his stolen gear. :))
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What’s that Alchemist up to now?
“Itself” is not an adjective, so I guess there are some exceptions to the “must-be-an-adjective rule.”
OK :))
I’m out…lack of sleep has finally caught up with me…catch you all later. (:)))
I told y’all to fill in the _____, because I didn’t feel like writing the infinite number of words (some already invented, and some not) that describe It.
@Wench Nikkiee - Bye.
Oh! It’s supposed to be a adjective! How about lugubrious? Nah, that’s too depressing. I like the word though.
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Radiant? Spiteful? Xanthic? Telescopic? Singular? Pompous? Hmmm….
Bobby - when you catch those responsible, and they get sent to the bighouse, give them a copy of the Gospel to read in their cell. :P
chirs3
“and they get sent to the bighouse, give them a copy of the Gospel to read in their cell. :P”
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And ask that they be made to post on CoFSM….say 5 times a day…. each at a different time of day….so we all get a crack at them….err….I mean get a chance to talk to them. ;)))
mr. bobby, when you catch your thieves why dont you ask them for money instead of us? they did a terrible thing to you and they should pay. we are your followers, your friends, but fsm is an anti-church so dont go soliciting like you are a real church! then you become what you detest. please think about it.
thesorgo May 18th, 2007 at 7:03 pm……. “no idea what a five finger is.,,”
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Wench Nikkiee May 18th, 2007 at 7:09 pm….. “This will be a different one to the one Alchemist is familiar with… (:)) ”
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Well! Whaddya expect with a name like that! - Do people do it on purpose?
Alchemist
“Do people do it on purpose?”
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You know I wouldn’t do that on purpose. (:))
I’m out for tonight…catch you later :)
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Gramen artificiosum odi. Die dulci fruere.
Anthony
Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum!
Hahahahaha Nikki…”You know I wouldn’t do that on purpose. (:))”
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Yah - uncomfortable I imagine :D
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Catch you later
Those bloody girls are sitting under the tree again!
I thought all the Romans were dead?
And I’ve read through it 3 times and can’t find a single reference to Pasta - what is wrong with that????
Quippe! Scio vos esse molestissimos!
Parum album cotidie contego! :)
Yes Booty but he does ask that trick question about woodchucks cutting wood :)
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Ut si!
I give in - too rusty - not enough mumble mumble to shield behind!
Alchemist
May 18th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
@DPG
Yeah - like getting awarded your black belt. No longer a student but qualified. The real learning starts now - hmmm, that was a bit Zen for me :)
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Unless your that pesky Aristotle :) Bloody young whipper snapper comes over here, steals our first posts and our women. Bah! Over paid, over sexed and over ‘ere! :D
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Now, now Alchemist, calm down, take that little pill, there’s a good boy. Of course he can’t steal us, you know we like you so very much! Besides, we wenches make up our own minds. We don’t want to be stolen: well the thief’s in for a nasty surprise ;)
@RDPW (see, I noticed :) )
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Old Aris knew I was kidding :) I was holding up my green “I’m taking the piss!” card.
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How’s life where you are?
Oh, that’s sweet, you did notice!
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I’m doing a lot of cleaning today, we decided to make some changes to the house and moved a lot of furniture around. Now all the stuff that was in the cupboards has to be moved to the new place…. But I do take time to visit church in between :) Important to keep up the spiritual side of things as well.
@Alchemist
“BTW Pixel - I thought you were 15 a few months ago :) ”
Not quite, in fact, most of my friends are a good year older than me. I’m young, very young.
@Prof B♥♥ty
“We’re still here Pixel!!!
We would never leave you for that Aristotle - he is not in your class!”
It’s so great to hear it! I’m glad that the wenches know just who’s in charge around here.
@Nikkiee
“Oh and Pope Pixel the 1337 is the bomb! (:)) ”
Thank you! I’m changing my name a ton, I think I need a few suggestions now though.
RAmen
@ Pixel
“Not quite, in fact, most of my friends are a good year older than me. I’m young, very young.”
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Wish I was :( My body seems to have aged too fast for my mind to keep-up. I still feign illness at the mention of the word “school”.
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Hmm - Pope Pixel the:
Potent!
Plentiful
Playful
etc - alliterate not illiterate me :P
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BTW - nearly applied to joined your star empire a bit ago :) Got side tracked though!
Pope Pixel the Pieous (i.e. eaten to many pies)
Pope Pixel the Playful Plutocratic Pontiff!
Pixel The Twinky
Pixel the Pirate of course!
Pixel The Pirate Twinky
Or, Pixel The HoHo
Pope Pixel the Playful Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Pontiff!
Pope Pixel The Punctual
@ Aristotle:
Pope Pixel the Playful Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Pontiff!
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I’ll see your Play Pious Plutocratic Piratical Pontiff, and raise you Pontificating Prognosticating Platypous!
D’oh. Stupid typos. PlayFUL and Platypus. Where’s the EDIT button when you need it? :P
Arite The Ho ho
Pope Pixel the Playful Pieous Plutocratic Piratical Twinky Ho Ho Pontiff?
Artie The Ho ho Soon to Marry Little Debbie And have Twinkies