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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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FIRST POST W00T!!!
Ah, finally. Eat that Aristotle!
RAmen
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damn! so close, damn laggy pc
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is that a straw in his other hand, for the sauce?
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FSM dammit, why can i never seem to get a first post hit
ah well
nice art guys
i spose
im now off to relax in a piratey huff
RAmen
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That’s right, I think I’ll take this time to bask in my glory of having the first post!
*Bask*
Ahh… that was nice. I’ve never seen you two laddies around here, but I’m probably just blind.
Trust me though, this is my like, 8th month here and I’ve only had the first post twice.
RAmen
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oh btw im trying to spread the word of the mighty noodles
im 17 and from norwich uk, i dont think iv oficially introduced myself before but i took interest in the superiour level of intelect in this highly philsosh…HAHAHA, seriously tho im just interested in any religion that encourages pirate activity
(clich`e) Rock on dudes
Xanthus
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i was preaching in graphics and science today, we’ve started evolution in biology!
the teacher didn’t even call it a theroy! let alone read the christian creation story, if the other teacher (cos we’re having a sub till the summer holidays) wasn’t in the room i would of busted the gospel out of my blazer pocket and given the alternative :D
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edit: make a mistake there
said let alone read the christian creation story
meant to say, and she read the christian creation story, without saying anything on other storys
p.s Catholic schools ftl
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Congratulations, Pixely Pope, on first post!
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“Eat that, Aristotle!”
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RAMEN!!!!!!
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Oh, and by the way, very nice art. There seems to be more and more evidence of His Holy Noodliness everywhere we look — from ancient to modern times. And all the Christians have is an moldy fiction book. Amazing that they can’t get a clue.
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Congragulations, Pixel. It must be very exciting. I’ve only gotten it once since last August. But I live in hope.^_^
@Cap’n (not) Sophisiticated- that seriously sucks. The teachers who have me in class know better than to do that. I think I’ve got a reputation. ^_^
That or it’s the pirate outfit every Friday….
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Hey Pixel – we shouldn’t call ourselves popes – it annoys someone! Let’s stop it now.
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@Alchemist
HAHAHA! Never!!!
If we come up with some more piratey version of pope then I’d be eager to change the title, but until then, I need this for quite good reasons.
RAmen
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Pixel dude- how bout:
Pixel Pope the Red?
Captain Pixel Huge Hat? (I seriously think he has a machine gun under there)
The Ferocious Pope Pixel?
Pope Pixelybeard?
*sigh* I’m no good at this, am I?
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You know, actually now that i look at the art could it be Strega Nona? Doesn’t she have an everlasting posta pot?
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I like pope Pixel – you could use a bit more – Pixel the impaler or Pope Pixel the bloody – do you think DPG was really pissed off with our titles? Hope not (couldn’t give a shit – but I don’t try to annoy people wahahahahahahahahaha – sorry :) )
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never be sorry for the wahahahahaha ha’s.^_^
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@L’TUAE
No those were great, but not precisely my style!
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UGH… FINE!!!
I’ll change my name. But I am definitely still telling my gf that I’m the pope!
RAmen
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I googled “pirate pope” and found this.
http://www.geocities.com/missus_gumby/papal.htm
Scroll about halfway down and you’ll find mention of “ex-pirate Pope John XXIII.”
The whole thing is kinda interesting. And it turns out the Catholic Church was, or still is, rampant with corruption. *gasp*
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All institutions are plagued with corruption.
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@Alchemist
Alright, then Pope Pixel is BACK IN!!!
RAmen
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In the words of so many redneck Americans…
Ya’lls Fuckin’ nuts!
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Mwahahahahahaa – the world is mine – Hi A – how goes it ?
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@Petey
RAmen to that!!!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_Pope#Popes_in_Discordianism
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Popes!
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Peter, I have been informed by my friend from Alabama that the correct plural of ‘ya’ll’ is ‘all y’all.’ FYI
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Hi Saucy.
Just goes to show, them rednecks don’t even know what their saying. :)
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Nothing changed around here I see.
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Nothing at all!
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Ares – long time no see – how are the horns?
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@Alchemist
See, now we’re a team!
Cept I’m bleeding profusely… ouch.
RAmen
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What happened to chat?
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Ermmm.
Pixely dude, not good!
From over here, looks like D is sticking it up your ass.
Just so you know.
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How do I submit art? I tried sending a mail but it got most likely eaten by the spam filter. The picture is on my page, if someone wants it…
I tried posting the damn link, but the bloody spam filter most likely eats it!
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Nice coil gun daqq :) Are they legal in Slovakia?
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Loki May 16th, 2007 at 9:25 am
“Nice coil gun daqq :)”
If they ever make Ghostbusters III, I think you’ve got a part!
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Loki: Well, it’s not lethal, unless you touch the capacitor. Then you’re most likely dead. But selfinflicted stupidity caused death does not count as “deadly weapon” ;-)
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daqq
“But selfinflicted stupidity caused death does not count as “deadly weapon†;-)”
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True – survival of the fittest – what’s next? A rail gun :)
(Nice site BTW – just had a little nosey around)
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@Petey
I don’t see what you’re talking about. I’m just a tad lost, sorry bout it.
RAmen
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He was the Impaler, you were the Impalee.
I understand, and I didn’t even look it up.
I like looking up!
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@Pope Popety Pope Pope Pope (to annoy DPG)Alchemist
“I like pope Pixel – you could use a bit more – Pixel the impaler or Pope Pixel the bloody – do you think DPG was really pissed off with our titles? Hope not (couldn’t give a shit – but I don’t try to annoy people wahahahahahahahahaha – sorry :) )”
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Relax Alchemist, as you know from the other thread I wasn’t being serious. Still nice you thought I was :p
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http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/02/26/off-somalia-there-be-lots-of-pirates/
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@oh me oh my May 16th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
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“In what way are modern-day “Pirates”, with their speedboats and machine guns, similar to the fun-loving adventurous buccaneers from history?”
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GoFSM, page 63.
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WSWP and RAmen too!
The Thong Dynasty, a breeze in history!
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@Loki:
“True – survival of the fittest – what’s next? A rail gun :)”
Nope, something far far better: a custom CPU ;-)
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@daqq
“Nope, something far far better: a custom CPU ;-)”
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Better than home-made weapons? I ask you, the youth of today :)
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By the way, does anyone know how Noodlefest went? Prophet Bobby, can you post some information/pictures on Noodlefest? Inquiring Pastafarians want to know!
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@Alchemist: It’s not a weapon in the sense I wanna go and shoot people/whatever! It’s just a test if I could make an electromagnetic projectile shooter!
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