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50 Responses to “Ancient FSM art”
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Ooh, another cool thing!
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Wow. Has anyone else ever had four consecutive first posts?
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Mmmm, something to borrow and put in the Disc… oops!
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Hehehehehee
More proof :P))
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The evidence is clearly in our favor, I don’t see why everybody doesn’t just repent and dress up in full pirate regalia(or for some of the more attractive wenches, nothing at all ;) ).
RAmen
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you sodding git Aris! What do you do – hover for first posts!
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@Alchemist – No, I do not hover. When I loaded the site, I noticed “Jolly-fish tattoo” had no posters yet. And after I posted there, I saw another new thread (this one) had appeared.
All four times happened by chance.
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Isn’t it great?!
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Ah yes, I love being the first person to post on a thread.
I did it ONCE, once in my about 8 months of being here. I still feel special.
RAmen
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Did you notice, that the FSM is way more clear and has a different style than the rest of the paintings! That’s the PROOF that it is real!!! Those artists had such a clear vision of it, that it was impossible for them to paint it anyway else than it appeared to them!
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Hi Pixel :) – Ya, I think I’ve only got one first post too! Then this fly by night “Aristotle” turns up and steals two in a row!
Bloody sod! :)
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(Aris – taking the piss. I find I have to do the explaining until people get to know me)
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Twat!
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@Alchemist – I think you mean four in a row.
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Two last night; two tonight.
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FOUR!!!!
You steaming hot turd of postingness :)
hahahaha – well done :)
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Now FFS calm it down!
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SERIOUSLY!
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@Alchemist May 14th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
“Ya, I think I’ve only got one first post too!”
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I used to get quite a few….think time zones had something to do with it….couldn’t care really.
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“Aristotle, God of Satire and CoFSM Mascot (with a pirate-fish tattoo on his forehead!)”
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Hahahahahaha…just noticed the name change. Fruitcake!! (:)))
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New name really suits you Aristotle (:)))
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@Alchemist May 14th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
“Now FFS calm it down!”
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Why would anyone want to do that? :))
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I didn’t know we had a mascot!
Yeah, I’m usually about 50 comments before i realize that a new thread exists. I don’t come here a lot, but I’m gonna try to!
@Aristotle
We could have used you way back when the fundies were all over the place! I’ve never et someone so excited over a stick on tattoo!!!
RAmen
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Nikkiee
“Why would anyone want to do that? :))”
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cos old Aris – and I like him – is flaming the site. Funny to start with – not funny now.
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Aris – please stop it! I like ya – you’re funny, but if you keep on like this a few folks will target you! Take a chill pill!
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Listen to him Artie! Yes, they will target the fucking tattoo on your forehead!
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Aristotle still has his tattoos.
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@Alchemist – Why isn’t it funny? Has it become irritating? Is it just gettin’ old?
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ps I already take something like a “chill pill.” It’s called Adderall.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adderall
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Just at least give me a chance to pay for the tattoo before someone targets it!
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Peter Popoff May 14th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
“Listen to him Artie! Yes, they will target the fucking tattoo on your forehead!”
Hehe, good one. But stick to paintballs, please?! :)
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@Alchemist May 14th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
“cos old Aris – and I like him – is flaming the site. Funny to start with – not funny now.”
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Maybe we should get some moderators here?
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Hmm….problem is how would we all decide on what is funny and what is not?
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“Maybe we should get some moderators here?”
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you want me banned too :)) No – no mods here!
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I totally agree (:)) Just a point (:))
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hahahaha – I like aris but can’t shake the feeling that he/she is a Discordian!
Well – I’m out anyway – catch you soon Nikkiee :)
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You know I’ve always supported everyones right to post….long posts…crude posts….inane posts….even Retards posts. What the scroll wheel is for in my humble opinion ;))
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Sweet dreams or sheep dreams….whichever you prefer….catch you on the swings (:)))
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Alchemist May 14th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
“hahahaha – I like aris but can’t shake the feeling that he/she is a Discordian!”
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Yes, that’s right. And I’m an anarchist, as well.
I am a member of the Discord & Anarchy Organization (DAO; not to be confused with “Dao” or the “Path”).
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And I am a he (male).
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Just more proof. Praise the FSM.
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@Alchemist May 14th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
“can’t shake the feeling that he/she is a Discordian!”
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Hahahahahaha….so are a few others that regularly post here ;)))
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I like you Aris…. you make me laugh (:))
When you are boring….too much bold italics, (sorry forget the formula at mo), I just scroll. :)
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Alchemist
I also think Richard Dawkins is great….as you already know…..different strokes…
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Oh, for FSM’s sake, just ignore Aristotle. He’s a 14 year old boy who is trying to pretend he’s clever. And Aristotle, you are not our mascot so please remove that part of your name.
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By the way, the ancient FSM art is great. Did it come from Flanders, by any chance? ;)
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Wench Beth May 14th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
“Oh, for FSM’s sake, just ignore Aristotle. He’s a 14 year old boy who is trying to pretend he’s clever. And Aristotle, you are not our mascot so please remove that part of your name.”
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I would like to know why you feel this way. I had no idea you had any problems with me, so saying I am annoying without telling me why I am annoying would never resolve the problem.
Ignoring someone is rude, regardless of his or her age.
Someone who tries to be clever and succeeds at it is (at least at some level) clever.
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I would like to be your mascot.
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Sorry.
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Wench Beth May 14th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
“By the way, the ancient FSM art is great. Did it come from Flanders, by any chance? ;)”
Nope, a humble newbie, who’d be willing to swab the decks just to sail with this jolly crew! Thanks for the compliment!
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You are welcome, Cap’n Dollarcorn! Consider yourself one of us!
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Thankeee!
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Is there a stripper, face down with fire coming out of her bum in the clouds on the one on the left or is it just me seeing things? (top left corner, head off the edge of the page)
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To Beastly Rich… oh, my FSM, you are RIGHT!! His Holy Noodliness has given us a glimpse of the next life in Pastafarian Heaven! You are blessed to have been given the vision!!
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By the way, does anyone know how Noodlefest went? Prophet Bobby, can you post some information/pictures on Noodlefest? Inquiring Pastafarians want to know!
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !! Have you been blinded by a ragu? Aristotle, God of Satire has been touched by HIS noodley appendage. FSM has shown us a sign, Aristotle, God of Satire was choosen to be first poster. He has the inspired word of FSM. Hail to thee O Pasta without end or begining.
Harken to the words. Or you may burn in Hell. Forever.
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I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
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this all crap go back to a christian religion you junkies!
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Wow, that made no sense. My IQ just went down a little from listening to your blinded faith talk. If you can’t see that christianity is bullshit than may His Noodlyness help you… bigoted zealot.
“The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).
If more people would actually sit down and read the Bible there would be a lot more atheists like myself.”
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Your comments are utterly insane and actually killed a few of my brain cells.
“The God of the Bible allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).
If more people would actually sit down and read the Bible there would be a lot more atheists like myself.”
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After all these striking evidences, i wounder how could possibly someone deny the existence of his Noodliness.
RAmen
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