Is this for real??

Published by Bobby Henderson May 11th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

is this for real?? i mean are u serious??

if u are this is pretty much the stupidest thing i hav ever heard in my LIFE!! it actually doesnt make any sense at all!!! liek none.. i mean i could write the most obscure lie i could and it would still be more truthful than this crap..

I would like to point out something..

Man created Pasta.. therefore how does something that man created create man.. confused much?? yer ur stupid beliefs make no sense (notice i do not say religion)

I am a Christian.. I love being a Christian.. but i am not forcing anyone around me to be a Christian..

Soething else.. there is actual HISTORICAL evidence that Jesus existed.. do u have any historical NOT scientiffic evidence that ur monster spag-bol thing exists.. I THINK NOT!!

I am a scientist.. science sometimes lies!!! i would like to see a FULL SCIENTIFFIC REPORT on how u carried out ur research published on this site.. this includes.. hypothosis, abstract, method, results and conclusion..

God Bless u lots..
Liz

415 Responses to “Is this for real??”

1. 401 - September 9th, 2007 at - Captain W Says:
   
   

   “yer ur stupid beliefs make no sense (notice i do not say religion)”

   Thanks for pointing out that you said beliefs not religion, but that is irrelevant. A religion is a belief system, therefore based upon a belief or beliefs. Hence you’re still insulting our “religion”.

   I had to go to church yesterday for a wedding, it was not fun…

2. 402 - September 9th, 2007 at - TrueBeliever Says:
   
   

   so jesus existed. big deal. i exist, im not the messiah.
   i know christians who believe jesus was the son of god but the bible is fiction/allogory/to demonstrate a point, not tell exactly what happened. so if christians (not most, but at least some) admit that the bible isn’t historically accorate, how can the rest of us think it is?

   possibly first hate mailer to diss the beliefs and not religion. strange. and not exactly possible.

3. 403 - September 10th, 2007 at - joe Says:
   
   

   I’d like to see this ‘historic evidence’.

4. 404 - September 10th, 2007 at - marinaradisciple Says:
   
   

   those wacky scientists with their crazy “hypothosis”, wait, now you’re just making up words……on a side note, most people using the scientific method AKA students/lab assistants/indentured servants (TA’s)/professors/7th graders can spell HYPOTHESIS

   “AND I LOOK FOR GUIDANCE FROM THE PARABOLIC MOVEMENTS OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE” Parmejohn 3:16

5. 405 - September 17th, 2007 at - Wench Farfalle Says:
   
   

   @liz - u have it all confused, man did not create man, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created man, man created pasta, then man took too many magic mushrooms and came up with christianity, hope thats cleared things up for you!
   BTW Jesus may have existed yes, but whos got the evidence to say he was the son of God and not an alien or a time travelling human from the future.

6. 406 - September 18th, 2007 at - Tzvi Says:
   
   

   hmmm man created god so how can god create man?

7. 407 - September 21st, 2007 at - J.Dub Says:
   
   

   im gonna be straight up with you your an ignorant ass hole just because your religion has been around for sum fucked up amount of years. i am a pastafarian and i have changed many people and historical proof is nothing we have scientific proof and when we “discovered pasta” it was the true god revealing him self.

8. 408 - September 25th, 2007 at - Papa Dell Says:
   
   

   “Soething else.. there is actual HISTORICAL evidence that Jesus existed.. do u have any historical NOT scientiffic evidence that ur monster spag-bol thing exists.. I THINK NOT!!”

   Your alleged ‘fact’ that a Jesus existed does not prove the existence of God

   I am a scientist.. science sometimes lies!!! i would like to see a FULL SCIENTIFFIC REPORT on how u carried out ur research published on this site.. this includes.. hypothosis, abstract, method, results and conclusion..

   Science may sometimes be inaccurate, but lie?????? what would be the point? Real scientists encourage peer review and can tolerate questioning and inquiry - if only one could say the same for others I could mention.

   You show me your hypothesis, abstract, method, results and conclusion (for God) and I’ll show you mine (for his noodlyness (actually tagliatelle, but mis-translated to spaghetti from the original pestonian))

9. 409 - September 27th, 2007 at - The Talking Parrot Says:
   
   

   Just because Jesus existed doesn’t mean that he was anything more than an ordinary guy. Mohammed existed too, but I’m sure you don’t believe him to be an actual prophet, seeing as you’re Christian.

10. 410 - October 30th, 2007 at - XYZ Says:
    
    

    right, granted i dont actually believe in the FSM personally, i acknowledge that other people do and im fine with that.
    But when i read this, damn! I suppose i hate cristians like that more than any other friggin’ religion known to man, woman or child for that matter. “we have evidence…” bullshit, you got a few crappy fake papers written hundreds or thousands of years after the actual event. I would personally give all my belongings to the Catholic church and go around preaching and acting perfect if they gave me conclusive evidence that cant be denied, and that aint gonna happen.
    Hehe, that got me worked up a bit. Yea so anyway, noodly things and pirates or whatever it is you pastaferians do or say. Chow.

11. 411 - November 7th, 2007 at - Kaiya Says:
    
    

    If you are a scientist, which I doubt, I seriously hope you are not a teacher. For you to be a science teacher would be bad enough,for you to be an english/literary teacher would just create several illiterate little monkey-brained idiots running around, as if we need more of those. Anyway, I think you are missing the point of the Pastaferians. This is a religion made, in my opinion, to make fun of religion and show just what kind of crazy ideas people will believe in and to point out how silly many religious ideas are. Do you honestly think that two people would have sex enough for the entire earth to be populated from their ilk? I live in Texas, I can show you just what one or two generations of inbreeding will do. The entire earth cannot be populated by two people, and if it was, humanity would be far too stupid to be able to exist for long. I used to be christian, too, so don’t even say I don’t know what I’m talking about. Now, after THAT, one of the boys, Abel, was killed by his brother. I remember in the story that he was marked so no one would kill him for murdering his brother. Who would kill him? His parents? They were the only ones around at that time. I used to ask these questions as a curious child in the catholic church, and I was merely told to shut up and not to question the ways of their god. Now, really, is something like this worth bitching about? I honestly feel like it’s unsporting to point out the lack of brain cells you have since it’s painfully obvious to everyone in existance who posesses at least one brain cell, like a hunter shooting a one-legged retarded deer. Now, that being said, I think you have wasted your own and our time by putting this ridiculous blather out and trying to stuff it into our faces. And, as a writer, comic artist, and person who generally holds the value of spelling and grammar quite high, I must add this:

    LEARN TO SPELL YOU ILLITERATE FAKE SCIENTIST ASS.

    Thank you.

12. 412 - January 5th, 2008 at - pheer6224 Says:
    
    

    isn’t a christian being a scientist some kind of blasphemy?

13. 413 - May 2nd, 2008 at - Cap'n Brigg Says:
    
    

    God created the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil (Tree of Conscience) but how did he gain conscience himself? confused much? Decide on yer own, me hearty.
    I am a Pastafari.. I love being a Pastafari.. but i am not forcing anyone around me to be a Pastafari.. (Thats our credo well one of them)
    I do not doubt that Jesus existed - I even consider he could be the FSM’s Son.
    I am a Scientist too and I have sense of humor.
    Can you provide a “FULL SCIENTIFFIC REPORT” for all the stuff that you and the other Christians say to be true? Then do not demand one from us.

    Jolly greetings
    yer Cap’n Brigg

14. 414 - June 6th, 2008 at - Graig Says:
    
    

    “Man created Pasta..”
    How do you know this? were you there when the world began? In reality, it was His Holy Pastaness who gave the world pasta and praise be unto Him, for it is delicious!
    “there is actual HISTORICAL evidence that Jesus existed.. do u have any historical NOT scientiffic evidence that ur monster spag-bol thing exists”
    But where is the HISTORICAL evidence that he is the son of god, and the evidence that your god exists?” show me the evidence. If you are gonna say our RELIGION (RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION!) is false, take a deeper look into yours.
    Peace be unto Him
    RAmen

15. 415 - November 19th, 2008 at - pheer6224 Says:
    
    

    Wow, you really talk like all the scientists I know.

    FSM bless you lots.

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