You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!
Sincerely,
A Strong Christian
I don’t claim to think that there is no god, I merely do not see any reason whatsoever to believe that there is any sort of higher power (or god if you will) based on all available evidence.
“I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no god. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian god may exist; so may the gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But no one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other: they lie outside the region of even probable knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to consider any of them.”
-Bertrand Russell
Correction above ^^^^^
Should have said, “I don’t claim to know there is no god….”
That’s what I get for keeping one eye on the tv….
@A Strong Christian
As if making fun of Pastafarians for believing in the wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up an invisible omnipresent being?
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Think this one is a bit suspect.
Is there a hatemail comp on by any chance?
edit: “for believing in the FSM wasn’t bad enough”
I’m really getting tired of all this Hell bashing.
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Seriously, Hell gets a bad rap. What do we really know about Hell? I mean has anyone ever been there? Sure, there are people that say they’ve gone through Hell and back, but they haven’t REALLY been to Hell. They’re just trying to make a point.
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Of course we have that drivel by Dante, but he’s just another author… a media whore. You have to consider the possiblity that his vision of Hell was created just to sell books so he could pay for his coke habit and score with chicks.
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On a final note, I need clarification. If we don’t repent, will we be going to Hell, Michigan, USA ( http://www.hell2u.com ), or will we be going to Hell, Norway ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway ). I’m curious, because I’ve been to Michigan many times and to be honest, it’s not all that bad of a place. The fishing is pretty good and they have the largest number of golf courses per capita in the country. Does God hate fisherman and golfers? I’ve never been to Norway, but I think I would like to visit. I hear the winters are very cold, so perhaps “burning in Hell” wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
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OEJ
> Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity.
what a ridiculous bullshit
@A Strong Christian
Having read some of your Bible, I must inquire about the following: Why is it that Christians like yourself only feel a need to heed a select few of Jesus’ teachings? You seem to be very devoted to trying to convert every last person on the face of the Earth (Matthew: 28: 19-20), but Christians (including you) don’t adhere to the proscription “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” (Matthew: 7:1). You also don’t seem to follow the commandment to pluck out your eyes rather than look at a woman lustfully (Matthew: 5: 28-29). As a group, Christians do not seem to have a problem with getting divorces or marrying divorced women, even though Jesus says that it is tantamount to adultery (Matthew: 5: 32). Christians, including you, affiliate themselves publicly with the movement. Shouldn’t you pray in secret because your purpose in prayer is to speak to god rather than to be seen by others (Matthew: 6: 2-4)? All in all, I must say that I think that Christians have very selective hearing. You are keen to make other people your disciples, but you do not know what too teach them should they listen.
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As you aptly put it: “pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!”
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-Avatar of Reason
Yuck, I’d rather read a good book than that drivel. It has a few interessting stories, but no storyline, no character development, is inconsistent with itself, keeps repeating itself. Not a very impressive one.
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I guess all that trolling some folks have been doing is paying off! Haven’t had that many new threads in ages. Plus all the newspaper articles about Brian of course.
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So many christians like nothing better than to yell at outsiders that they are no good and will go to hell. Which is the place where all non-christian philosophers are supposed to be, so much more interesting.