Satan sure has a hold on you.

Published April 11th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Mr. Henderson,

All I can say is, Satan sure has a hold on you. Since you feel you need to be spreading nonsense around instead of truth. My prayer for you is that one day you will find the Lord Jesus…not the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” as the one you will look to for your daily strength. It’s too bad that you are taking this so lightly, The fact of the matter is, our founding fathers founded this nation on TRUE religious principles, not the nonsense you are making up. I’ll be praying for you, and your followers.

Sincerely,
Kim [xxxxxxxx]



253 Responses to “Satan sure has a hold on you.”

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  1. RoQ says:

    shame on you!!! yaaaaaaaaaaar!!!

  2. Katsu says:

    I follow the fsm not henderson.

  3. cybnetic says:

    and whos truth does she follow eh!!!tell me that. your truth missy is written by the winners of wars of revisionist history from Egyptian myth and folk lore tales… if you can understand that.
    you know these “righteous” people do not even know their own religion history….they have no idea where it really came from. how sad really…….

    you would better off worshiping the great and mighty Yoda from star wars…

    get a life , we are!!!

    ON DECK YOUR SCABBEROUS DOGS!!!!!!

  4. Cap'nUberbob says:

    Flying Spaghetti Monster sure doesn’t have a hold on you.
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    Kim [xxxxxxxx],
    .
    Flying Spaghetti Monster sure doesn’t have a hold on you. Since you feel you need to be spreading nonsense around instead of truth. My prayer for you is that one day you will find the Flying Spaghetti Monster… not the fictional “Lord Jesus” as the one you will look to for your daily strength. It’s too bad that you are taking this so lightly, The fact of the matter is, our founding fathers founded this nation on TRUE religious principles, not the nonsense you are making up. I’ll be praying for you, and your friends and family.
    .
    Sincerely,
    .
    Cap’nUberbob

  5. Iron Mike says:

    Kim,

    Repent now or when you die you will be separated eternally from Pasta, Beer, and Strippers.

    I only say this out of love and concern for you.

    rAmen

  6. Peter Popoff says:

    Hi Kim [xyzpdqup]
    Could you elaborate on the founding fathers part?
    I never could understand that whole freedom to believe what I wanted to stuff?
    .
    Gray area? I just don’t know? Please clear that up for me, thanks.

  7. AntigoneRising says:

    Kim,

    One can only hope that you are one day blessed with the divine epiphany of truth that only comes from being touched by His Noodly Appendage.

  8. Bearded Clam Admirer says:

    Arrrr…
    The Antepasto has no hold o’er this buccaneer (sp?).
    .
    Avast! freebie anti-virus, too

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