oh wow, you’re cool…

Published April 12th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson
to fuckface,
10 million huh…do you think you are funny? you and your religion is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my fucking life. im not trying to hate your beliefs, but i think it is absolute bullshit. the only thing that i found comforting about your article is that you and faggots wont be able bullshit your way through whatever it is you believe in when you are in hell.
if you got a fucking degree in college, how the fuck can you think that a flying piece of shit is a flippin’ god? i am an outraged and pissed christian who thinks that you are wasting the life god give you. i hope people will come to their senses and denounce your shitty and unbelievable beliefs. if you really need any proof at all, consider that god and jesus christ were here way before your pasta and made your pasta or whatever it is you worship. i storngly urge you to stop being dickholes and come to your senses.
from what i read on your site, your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it? how in hell did you every come up with such a dumbass idea and get your fellow gaytards to believe in something that there is absoluetly no fucking evidence of. you are fucking believing in an invisible monster and something about global warming. i assure you, it is fucking bullspit. you are in incredibily ignorant, simple-minded mierda. i am going to take pleasure in eating spagetti, which is what you believe in right. your not going to change your beliefs and try to bullshit your way through another religion other than christianity, are you?
-some guy who thinks your a fuckin’ gay faggot


351 Responses to “oh wow, you’re cool…”

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  1. Tom says:

    Looks like its flat beer and ugly strippers for you.

  2. Red DutchPasta Kidd says:

    Yep, he won’t get anywhere near the beer.
    But it’s great to have some ignorant raving fundie to laugh at again. I was beginning to believe they were running out!
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    Also nice to see being a fundie still makes you unable to spell properly.

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “you got a fucking degree in college”
    Well I suppose there was all that practice on the oar threads…..
    Could it be….a real live fundie…it’s not even an old post either
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    “i am an outraged and pissed christian”
    Cheers…your shout :))
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    “your evidence is based on recordings, which your pasta can change anytime it wants, and pirates. not very convincing now, is it?”
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    Why not??
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    “fellow gaytards”
    Think gaytards has a nicer ring to it than faggoo or faggot….what do others think?
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    Thanks for coming “some guy who thinks your a fuckin’ gay faggot” please come again won’t you :))
    RAmen

  4. Sirius says:

    I cant get the image of his spittle splattered monitor while he bangs out ill spelt profanities, out of my head. Just imagine his chunky, angry fingers bashing off that keyboard. I can feel his christian rage.
    Im sure that guy has posted here before. It’s seems to be the same old insults and spelling mistakes over again.

  5. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Hi Red Dutch :)
    What do you think of “gaytard” ?

  6. Wench Nikkiee says:

    I like this one…hehehehehehehe….almost feels like the old days when they just kept coming :))

  7. SaucyWench says:

    Oh, my. Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the tomb? Ask for a fundie, and you shall receive! Praise the FSM! I know, I know, I’m going to Hell.

  8. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Think it might have been those geologists overturning some rocks Saucy :)

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