boy, your god sure has big balls

Published April 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600′s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…

Adam



331 Responses to “boy, your god sure has big balls”

  1. ۞ says:

    Yep, here too.

  2. angryyoungatheist says:

    pretty much

  3. Booty says:

    Hey! Anyone going to spam the heck out of that email address then?
    Too tempting for a pirate :)
    And anyway, I have felt the touch of his Noodly appendage and truly believe, that I may receive strippers in full and holy beer from his glorious volcanoes, so don’t tell me what I believe kry12wth!
    Ha, that told her/him!
    Happy Friday everyone :D

  4. One-eyed Wonderkin says:

    Happy Friday.
    .
    One story is as good as another and our would like you to’s are much better!

  5. Raymond Stolp says:

    “I am your nurse… and you are my hospital.”
    Raymond Stolp, 2003

    See Ray’s greatest live performance here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZB8HJo-lnM

  6. Julian says:

    The FSM forgives you

  7. normal says:

    Sorry – not to joining the fun with your wonderful answers. My stomach’s hurting from all the laughing. I didn’t read everything but why does somebody not answer the writer in a language that lesser individuals who ask stupid questions like the obvious answer to the proven link btw Pirates and Global Warming.

    Mr Writer; Yes its stupid logic the graph there – but that’s the point – do you get it now.

    Do you understand that the point of the Pasta God is not for you to really worship food – but trying to get across the message that what you are doing – using up precious life time that you could use for human good…. That it just may as well been someone who put together something available to create a religon.

    Too many lives lost, too much time and money wasted – Read too many as immeasurable. So Please just wake up have good ethics and morals and use your time for better things.

    When stuck in the trench I do agree there are no Pasta worshippers there – but how about rely on the ‘super power’ belief. Get out of dogma and ritualism.

  8. apYrs says:

    and there was me thinking that the heart of the Xian religion was eating their god and drinking his blood.

    Incidentally “pasta” has been around for a lot longer than 500 years. The Chinese have been celebrating the noodly one for much longer….

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