hmmm… what an interesting idea…. a shame i like pasta. mmm…. tasty. i like the giant balls… meatballs…. and put them in my mouth. Anyhow… how on earth can you believe such nonsense. Pasta wasn’t even around till the 1600′s, and what on earth would pirates have to do with any freakin thing of global warming?? well, i don’t want to be wrapped in my bowl of spaghetti idea’s, but go suck some balls… meatballs…
Adam
The Flying Spaghetti Monster’s balls are bigger and tastier than any other god’s balls, so deal with it. You can either eat inferior pasta with dried out tiny balls — or you can join us and partake in THE REAL THING, with beer and strippers on the side. Your choice.
Adam, Pasta has been around far, far longer than the 1600′s do be carefull with you “facts”. Plus He created pasta here for us to enjiy! Which you do, so you are almost a Pastafarian already. And as for the pirates connection with gobal warming, check the graph, that is more proof than any other religion has.
I notice the only time you used a capital letter in that entire post was in the word ‘Pasta’. That certainly looks like a sign of respect for His Noodliness to me.
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St John the Blapshemist
Saint of Proper Nouns
Oh, except for the word ‘Anyhow’. But I’m sure there’s a link.
I’m upper, upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I’ve got the biggest balls of all
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CHORUS
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
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And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got great balls of fire!
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CHORUS
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Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure,
They’re the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
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CHORUS
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And I’m just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
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AC/DC, Big Balls
Supposing the Flying Spaghetti Monster exitss, which is an undeniable fact when you do look at the facts, then pasta would have existed since before the universe!
David – think “superstrings” :))
Yes of course His Divine ÃœberNoodliness has existed always, and will forever endure.
If the Noodle-string theory holds to be correct, the entire universe is one big dish of pasta, made in his image.
The earthly pasta, that we prepare and eat to celebrate His Noodliness and because it tastes so darn good, may not have been around quite as long. I think traces of the earliest noodles (that we know of – I really do think he blessed humanity with the grace of complex carbonhydrates much earlier) has been found in presentday China, and they are thougt to be somewhere around 4000-6000 years old (if my memory serves me correct).