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FSM over Russia, 1957
Published by Bobby Henderson April 30th, 2007 in General FSM news and sightings. 812 Comments
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Another New Thread!
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Woo hoo!
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Right.
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I wonder how many posts I can make.
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before someone comes along and breaks my stride.
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Well at least six.
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Hmmm….
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Perhaps I should watch the clip….
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…rather than post loads of pointless messages.
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Yes, i’ll definitely stop.
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Stopping…
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Almost stopped…
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Stopped…
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Now.
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Almost.
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OK. Seriously this is my last post.
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Really.
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OK. I’ve watched it now.
It’s OK but needs to be longer…
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STFU n00b!!!
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Nicely done.
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Hell fire Cap! Even I haven’t spammed CoFSM! Respect is due :)))
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In the words of Bob Marley:
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I’m spammin’.
I’m spammin’.
Hope you like spammin’ too!
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Well almost!
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@RoQ Apr 30th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
“n00b!!!”
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Our Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA is far from being a “n00b” RoQ!!
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I’m posting this simply because it must be posted (official rules: On Spam; sections 13-32, excluding 19 and 20). Personally, I don’t care to much for online spam.
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Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.
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Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
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Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!
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Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!
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I’ve been called all sorts of things but never a n00b.
I’m quite taken aback!
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In crabby high pitched voice:
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We’ve got bacon, sausage, egg and spam.
That doesn’t have much spam in it.
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I’ll have the Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
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dantes_torment,
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And a wafer thin mint?
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No! I’ll explode!
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Hey, why has no one ever posted to this site saying “Bobby Henderson isn’t the messiah – he’s a very naughty boy”?
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I like N00bs!
I’m an innocent young virgin! Please explain this website to me!
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I think someone has.
Maybe not in those words, but somewhere, someone said that.
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“he’s a very naughty boy”
“somewhere, someone said that.”
Sounds like something “fundie Thumper” said not so long ago :)))
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OK – I’ve spent most of the day watching Fr. Ted clips :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdv6zF4pkuM&mode=related&search=
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Hey Nickiee – I think these people believe we’re bananas! Drop me an e-mail if you fancy driving some people insane :)
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Not that I do that! I’m a very productive member of the “Upper Middle Class”
Only last week I was chatting to Liz:
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“Liz” I said “That Charles of yours is a complete tosswad! Andy – Christ – he couldn’t find his hand if he was pushed”
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“Hnaaaar!” said Liz
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Royalty – got to give it credit!
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Does this video shed new light over the Sputnik craze?
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Alchemist invited me to go in pursuit of god a long time ago, saying he’s not hard to catch. I said I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught him besides give him a spanking for being a very naughty boy. It was weeks ago, don’t know if that’s what you’re thinking of…nothing to do with Bobby though. :)
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I \/\/0l_lld l-l4rdly
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aghhh!!!!!!! stupid pointing parenthesis things! I hate you!
I would hardly call our good captain a n00b.
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You are like mites: see a empty space and mess around! ;)
Can’t we just make one single comment on the video?
Well: good one! Like it!
Okay, now back to nonsense again…
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Arrr…
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Dynamites?
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Me Bad
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RAmen
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@ BCA – Hiya! How ye be this fine evenin’?
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I guess those godless commie bastards weren’t so godless after all!
horay!
hahahahahahaha
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Oh hell – not calling Captain a N00b LTUAE – likewise you! Was just trolling there for a second! Occupational hazard!
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random nonsense?
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“random nonsense?”
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I shall pretend that the comment was aimed at someone else!
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(Is my reputation that bad! – I’ll sulk!)
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this, sir, is brilliant
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Oh my FSM, a new thread. I’m glad His Holy Noodliness made his presence known in Russia so early on. The Great One has no bias! No prejudice! All are welcome into his Noodly Embrace! I wonder how many Russians are Pastafarians now because of that 1957 sighting.
Captain Noodulous, you are to be commended for such an impressive beginning to this post. His Noodly Appendage has definitely touched you! RAmen!
I know what the babies are, I know what the babies are, nah nah nah nah nah!!! :)))
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“Alchemist Apr 30th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I like N00bs!
I’m an innocent young virgin! Please explain this website to me!”
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If you’re an innocent young virgin, I’m Dick Cheney!!! (Yuck, don’t even like to type his name.)
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@Wench Beth May 1st, 2007 at 12:45 am “…I know what the babies are, I know what the babies are, nah nah nah nah nah!!! :)))”
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Tell us, tell us!
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@Bearded Clam Admirer Apr 30th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
“Dynamites?”
Dinah Moe Humm?
http://www.able2know.com/forums/about5910.html
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Je le savais, je le savais !!
*Iknew it, I knew it !!
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@ Alchemist
“random nonsense” was my addition to the thread because it seemed like that’s where it was headed.
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@ ihatemyspace – Morning! Don’t all the threads end up heading to random nonsense? :)
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I love random nonsens^_^
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Ihatemyspace – I didn’t take offence :) I have *occasionally* posted utter drivel.
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Hrm, this video is amazing. RAmen to it’s finder, this is truly only another proof our God exsists and is amazing. RAmen to all pastafarians out there.
May you all be touched by his elegent and rather satisfying noodles,
Blake, a true believer
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@ Achemist – *occasionally*, like on any day that ends in “y”? :))))
Honestly, where would be be without your utter drivel? Bored, sad, lonely, maybe even close to normal. *shudder*
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I just thought of the James Bond movie “From Russia With Love.” Maybe we should watch it and see if there are any signs of the FSM’s presence. I mean, if The Holy One was there in 1957, he might have stayed until 1964, who knows.
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@ WB – and any excuse to watch a James Bond movie is fine by me! ;)
Last fall I went to see Borat with some friends and there was a trailer for the James Bond movie. They showed the scene of him coming out of the water in not very much…Jen and I both said “Oh my God” out loud! At the same time! And I STILL haven’t seen that movie. What in the name of FSM is wrong with me?
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To Rowdy… I just saw the new Bond movie. I think the new James Bond fills the role quite adequately (even though he’s blonde) and I really enjoyed the movie. I also like the fact that they’ve stopped giving every single character a f*cking cigarette! Whoooo!
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Beth (earlier),
Alchemist said:
I like N00bs!
I’m an innocent young virgin! Please explain this website to me!
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By my count he told 5 material lies in 11 words there.
Not a record, but good going all the same.
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@Wench Beth May 1st, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Oh yes, from Russia with love.
I have the trilby and can throw it over the hatstand from 10 paces on demand – Miss Moneypenny…
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Daniel Craig sure is a hottie. I also like him in Road to Perdition even if he was a whimpy bad guy. He’s still good eye candy.
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Hey, I’m a well-known random nonsense person. Everyone thinks I’m annoying.
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Platypus for Pres!
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@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 4:47 pm “Hey, I’m a well-known random nonsense person. Everyone thinks I’m annoying.”
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Third person overboard!
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I speak in the first person. For now.
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@Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 5:04 pm “I speak in the first person. For now.”
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Well matey, as long as we understand each other… cheers!
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I enjoy the random nonsense. That’s partly what drew me to FSMism. :)
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The force is strong in this one. Oooh-Pa Oooh-pa!
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“Aristotle May 1st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Platypus for Pres!”
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No, no, Peter Popoff for Prez!
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PP for Prez, and P for VP
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To Aristotle… ok, that sounds like a good ticket to me.
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Absolutely amazing. After all these years, more evidence of the Noodliness. Anyone else note a serious increase in the number of pirate based items in stores?
RAmen
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Wench Beth: sorry, I didn’t like the new James Bond! He didn’t had that British style and wit somehow and was too nice ;) and no gadgets at all :(
I enjoyed the movie, it was good, but they should’ve called it 006 or something. He was no real James Bond… AND he was blonde! ;)
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@Wonderkin-We can only hope more people buy pirate costumes and help us save the world from global warming. I had my sword and eyepatch on earth day…
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ihatemyspace
shut the fuck up one one cares
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@retards-
you are truly a credit to the human race. And i have a hunch you will be an even greater asset to the earth after you die, and your body becomes compost. Please do everything possible to spped the arrival of this glorious day.
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Dread Wench L’TUAE
Do everything possible to learn how to type simple words you dumb fuck.
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@ Retards – Do everything possible to learn how to type simple words you dumb fuck.” That’s funny, coming from you! Irony…truly hilarious!
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I don’t think retards is a human… but i also can’t think of an animal that dumb…
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To Lilith… yes, I noticed also that 007 didn’t have enough gadgets. Hmmm… hope they fix that in the next movie!
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To retards… if you speak to Dread Wench L’TUAE like that one more time, you’ll be meeting me at dawn and *I’LL* have the frying pan. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Hi WB! I wouldn’t talk directly to retards… is not worth it ;)
just hit him with the pan!
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Everyone is referring to retards as if he is only one person. But you must notice the “s” at the end that makes it plural. Therefore we must assume there is a group of them. My guess is a church or youth group.
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U-oh! You mean there are MORE?! OMFSM!
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@Spaghetti-eating Klingon May 2nd, 2007 at 11:58 am “Everyone is referring to retards as if he is only one person. But you must notice the “s†at the end that makes it plural. Therefore we must assume there is a group of them. My guess is a church or youth group.”
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The Retards take turns to type a letter, then they take turns to think off what they typed, then they decide it’s too complicated for them, then they delete half of it (in turns again), then the fastest Retard hits “Submit”. Fascinating world, those aquatic unicellulars gathering round a laptop that once fell from a Pirates’ ship and sank to the bottom.
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I KNEW they weren’t humans! What are they? Gnomes?
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You could make a documentary about the, JB!
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about them!! Sorry, I did a retard! hehehe!
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Wench Beth
May 2nd, 2007 at 11:44 am
To retards… if you speak to Dread Wench L’TUAE like that one more time, you’ll be meeting me at dawn and *I’LL* have the frying pan. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Can I come too? pretty please? I’ll bring my own frying-pan :)
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd May 2nd, 2007 at 1:21 pm “Can I come too? pretty please? I’ll bring my own frying-pan :)”
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Splash! Will you DIVE for those Retards gathered around the sunken laptop? A frying pan might lose some efficiency under water, especially with unicellulars like Retards. No no, better take a waterproof camcorder with you, and film those creatures. Bobby will surely post the clip here! Imagine witnessing the genesis of a sentence like
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“shut the fuck up one one cares”
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This would be the documentary Lilith asked for :)
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Spaghetti-eating Klingon May 2nd, 2007 at 11:58 am
Everyone is referring to retards as if he is only one person. But you must notice the “s†at the end that makes it plural. Therefore we must assume there is a group of them. My guess is a church or youth group.
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thats right fucker! shut the fuck up
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@Retards May 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm “thats right fucker! shut the fuck up”
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Admire 30 minutes of hard team work! The Retards are busy little folk!
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Please do note they haven’t assigned a “CapsLock Retard” yet!
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Or some keys suffered from the going overboard. The salty sea can also be merciless towards high-tech stuff, so we’ll probably see the Retards’ messages becoming “cursiouser and curiouser”.
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*curiouser and curiouser, like the spelling of the previous post.
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Retards – still not made the grade eh?
For fucks sake – we’ve heard the word fuck before. Some of us even fucking well use it!
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(TROLL GRADE 2/10 – s/he tries but struggles in this subject!)
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@Alchemist May 2nd, 2007 at 3:23 pm “Retards – still not made the grade eh?
For fucks sake – we’ve heard the word fuck before. Some of us even fucking well use it!
(TROLL GRADE 2/10 – s/he tries but struggles in this subject!)”
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THEY struggle, Alchemist (see above). But don’t be to hard on those unicellulars: they’re working hard. It will take some ten minutes more before we see the next 30-character sentence of their making! Be patient!
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@Retards
Impressive…Obi Wan has taught you well, but only a fully fledged Jedi with the force as his ally is any match for the power of the dark side. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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@Darth Vader May 2nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm “@Retards
Impressive…Obi Wan has taught you well, but only a fully fledged Jedi with the force as his ally is any match for the power of the dark side. Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!”
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Keep practicing. One little hint: it’s OooM-pah! Apart from that, your tuba sound is going very fine. Sheers, matey!
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Jean Bart – multiple retards you think – sounds like the same amoeba to me – although I like the image of a Catholics Boys Club all posting here :)
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Come on Retards – feel the love! We only want to spread comfort and joy to the people. Also warn them about an Illuminate plot to seize control of the Cabbage Production Market!
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I’ll let you rub my nose ;)
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My dear Retards,
Please die. You are not an asset to the human race, if indeed you are not the small group of moronic gnomes as suggested by my colleagues and fellow Pastafarians. If you would kindly remove yourself from the thread or from existence, the world would be a much better place. Also, learn to insult people with elegance and maybe you will actually hurt their feelings.
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@Retards
Luke? Ooom-pa Ooom-pa Oooh-pa!
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fuck all you faggot queers! even jesus hates fags!
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Retards
“even jesus hates fags!”
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Bollocks – I know damned well that he smoked at least twenty Camels a day!
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Retards: Seriously, man take my suggestion. Just go kill yourself. Also, I should mention (so you don’t die stupid) none of us really give a damn what Jesus thinks of us. Why would you even drag him into this? We’re atheists and agnostic. We don’t care.
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jesus loves everybody!~ except you queers! burn in hell queers!
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Jasonlai73 asks -
Does God exist?
Answer this Question-click link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070502151709AAoFxqt&r=w&pa=FZptHWf.BGRX3OFMhjxUVPYE2d4btHKWV5g4mDqGAtA1AfWQUQ–&paid=answered#JcVGP2e8MUSFM2tDKA72
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Not the Manwich crowd is it? No.. no they managed to slightly change their sentences occasionally. Does sound familiar, but can’t remember which thread. No creativity whatsoever :(((
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this site is so fucking queer how come no warning? queers only allowed?
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Retards May 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
this site is so fucking queer how come no warning? queers only allowed?
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Because everyone in the world is queer. Who would we need to warn?
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fuck you faggot! eat my shit!
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Retards
Your combined IQ would be? Only double figures! Aww..never mind.
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@Imposter Aristotle
“fuck you faggot! eat my shit!”
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Hehehehehe
Temper…. temper :))))))
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Oh my retards. You’re turning me!
How long have you been a masochist? The e-mail you sent me was pretty extreme. I liked it. Was the squid consenting though?
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HAHA. This is the fakest thing I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ is our savior.
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Who wants to play
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For Fs sake – try something original!
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your mums boobies are fake
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Aristotle May 2nd, 2007 at 4:54 pm
fuck you faggot! eat my shit!
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OMFSM! I’m going crazy, again! ;)
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Hungdaddy? Is that you :)
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Wow, hardcore trolling. Fun times for idiots who have nothing better to do. Plus, they all sucked at Dungeons and Dragons so nobody would let them play anymore.
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*FLAP FLAP* see my silken wings. They glisten in the light.
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@Alchemist
“Oh my retards. You’re turning me!”
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You getting your wings out then? :)
Retards sounds like a wing job :))))
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who wants to play? i love hersey hiway two to one
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@ ihatemyspace May 2nd, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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Hi mate – not hardcore trollers – I’ve been banned from more sites than they’ve visited :)
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Hahahahaha
You beat me :)) Touche!
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Retards
Come on amateurs. Post something worth the effort!
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faggots
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@ Alchemist – The wings! The wings! Now it will get really interesting around here! Yay! This thread is great. Why retards keeps coming back is beyond me – but I love all the comments! :))
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Oh hell. Sorry! I fell on the floor laughing at the last comment by Rump Ranger!
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Oh hell, here I go again into paroxysms of laughter – hahahahahahahaah!
So funny RR.
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When does mummy turn your computer off?
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@ Rump Ranger – You call us faggots with a name like that? Sheesh.
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@ Alchemist – Posted at just about the same time as you…yeah, I think he/she/it missed the irony there! Don’t hurt yourself laughing! And I think Retards and RR might have a hard time with the word “paroxysms” – remember, they have very limited vocabularies!
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*Sith lord uses the force to spank retards and rump rangers* Oooh-pa Oooh-pa!
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Rowdy
“limited vocabularies!”
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Limited words Rowdy….words…. they may be able to understand that one. :)))
Bad grammar I know…but…
Must go
Catch you late :))
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.r :)
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I wish this was a Yahoo site so I could get moderator rights and press the ejector seat button on all these idiotic fake trolls. They offend me with their lack of creativity and one-digit IQ’s.
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@ WN – oh sorry! Too many syllables…
Good luck! ;)
@ Darth – Careful, they might like that! :))
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@ WB – and they don’t give us anything to sink our teeth into! Not fair! *stamps foot*
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I’d just like to say sorry for being such a retard. You see as a child I was fondled by my little sister and couldn’t defend myself. In my shame I would spend hours banging my forehead on things made from concrete and my doctor says it has “fucked me in the head making a pigs ear of my mental capiability”. Sorry again and thanks for your support.
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@ Retards – You didn’t hit it hard enough.
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Ejector button, please? (I feel like James Bond right now, cool :)
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Can you believe I’m a moderator Wench Nikkiee :) Me! – un-fucking-believable! (not this site – nobody’s that mad!)
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Playtime Trolls – attention!
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Good trolls should be amusing – read this and learn!
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/troll.html
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I too have a sad tale to tell. I have long been a “scout master” and in the course of my scouting activities I expressed my love of little boys in an overtly physical manner. Needless to say I am now being held at a correctional facility where I regularly receive visits from other inmates who in turn have expressed their “tough love” for me. Sometimes went the line outside my cell reaches 20+ I can feel a little over worked and come here to let off steam.
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The retards (incl. Rumps) are no Trolls. Trolls are able to do camouflage, those gnomes are like roaches: harmless, but annoying and hard to get rid off. But less intelligent ;)
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oh, my mistake. They CAN be funny! In a way…
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@ RR – Finding it difficult to care.
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@ Lilith – What’s funny is what the Pastafarians have to say back! ;)
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fuck you faggots say im dumb. but you cant even impersonate me queers!
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Hello. My name is Supreme Dungeon Master Gygax. I’m looking for two escaped half orc fighter/magic users. During Gen Con 76 they both went beserk after they got killed by an elf during the last round of tournment play in the module “Ghost Monkey’s of Castle Evil”. Slightly unhinged they should not be approached without a wand of disruption. If you see them please let me know so I can lock them safely back in Greyhawk Castle dungeon.
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@Rump Ranger
Zoltar is that you?
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It can’t be our little retards, Master Gygax, only if they hit their heads somewhere very, very hard…!!
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NOOO! I wanna keep them! Rowdy! Beth! Alchemist! Don’t let them take the retards away, I want to keep them!!! Wahaha!!
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They are so cute to play with *sob*
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i love you to faggot
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@Lilith
I’m sorry but Zoltar and Bert belong in the Greyhawk Dungeon Campaign and not in the real world. The rest of the orc tribe misses them and they haven’t got access to their potions or spell books out here.
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@Rump Ranger
If you come back now I promise to raise your war donkey from the dead and give you a bib of wonderous power.
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@Rump Ranger
I’ll even throw in 50 gold piece so you can get a new helmet.
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‘fuck you faggots say im dumb.’
That’s ironic.
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Rump Ranger May 2nd, 2007 at 6:30 pm
i love you to faggot
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Didn’t read the link did you? Bad boy!
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Well, okay then, take them. Would be bored with them anyway soon. No use for me, since another demon but me has already possessed them. I don’t like used bodies, I prefer to possess fresh innocent ones. So, go on, thanks, was fun!
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Children! Behave!
Mr Ranger is obviously struggling with the trials and tribulations of puberty. Show some compassion to the poor, illiterate monkey!
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Ask thy selves this – “what would Jesus do?” eh!
(probably get stoned and roger mary for three days – we don’t publicise that though!)
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I love irony.
http://www.irony.com/
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WTFWFSMD?
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Hey – a nun’s told you – better watch out!
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Aristotle May 2nd, 2007 at 6:43 pm
“I love irony”
Who is irony? And do you have time for posting during that??
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Anyone seen this site – Sarcasm Society!
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http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/howtobesarcastic/
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Who is irony? And do you have time for posting during that??
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It’s like leady but lighter :)
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faggots woship spagetti good people worship jesus
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Can anyone tell me what is ironic about the figure walking across the title on that link I posted?
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Do expect something to happen as you watch it? Does anything happen?
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No? Hmm…how ironic.
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great! You should put this on your name ;)
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It should be “Do you expect….”
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“sarcasm: to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer”… hehehe got some appetite from that ;)
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Aristotle: Can anyone tell me what is ironic about the figure walking across the title on that link I posted?
Looks weird, but hey, YOU posted that ;) Is this your friend Irony?? :D
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Lilith May 2nd, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Aristotle May 2nd, 2007 at 6:43 pm
“I love ironyâ€
Who is irony? And do you have time for posting during that??
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Irony is the goddess of Sarcasm and Satire.
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Eris is the one you want – or is she? Retards will never know the glory of the golden apple :)
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how come all queers do is iron colthes? cant you find other jobs?
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hmmm – link cock-up :(
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Lilith May 2nd, 2007 at 6:55 pm
“Aristotle: Can anyone tell me what is ironic about the figure walking across the title on that link I posted?
Looks weird, but hey, YOU posted that ;) Is this your friend Irony?? :D”
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Doesn’t it seem to walk slightly slower than it should for the distance it must walk? I expected something other than walking to occur before it reached the other side. But nothing happened. It just kept walking. That’s irony.
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Did it seem that way to you?
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“how come all queers do is iron colthes (sic)? cant you find other jobs?”
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Usually I get my manservant’s to blow on my clothing with orange scented air!
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occasionally I get him to correct my grammar too!
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blowing and ironing ironing and blowing all you know!
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Sheep too!
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Alchemist, I really liked the Sarcasm Society link. I know I belong there. I like it when I can stop being serious and go back to being sarcastic for a while, just for a change. I think after Mr. Sins, I deserve to let loose a little.
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and fairy’s wear boots and you’d better believe it!
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Cue the Black Sabbath :))))
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I like sheep. I’m a sheeple.
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I will give you those things you thought unreal… My god… It’s been so many years, but just the few words bring back the whole song.
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what the fuck is a black sabbath? another queer prolly!
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i’ve been busted!
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Now, wait! Is that sarcasm?
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Have I?
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Rump Ranger
“i’ve been busted!”
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Who are you. Your not me.
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Me too!
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looked in a window suprized what i saw… queers in high heeld shoes!
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Does that mean me too?
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prolly i think so. cept you use caps and you wear boots prolly
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cant hep watching
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prolly to
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is that sarcasm?
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Nope.
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i know you queers! always ironing ironing! when i think about you i touch myself
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Aristotle: yes, I know what you mean, I expected it to jump, when it came to the writing ;)
and: hello! Room service! Could someone get rid of the Rumpers, please?! thanks!
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Ranger? WTF, man?
I do have a quick question for the roaches: Didn’t Jesus preach love? So why are you telling us he hates us? I’m sure (if he was real) he’d bitch slap you and tell you to shut the fuck up. Stop using “WWJD” to further your own prejuidices.
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hey lilly suck me
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Retards May 2nd, 2007 at 8:10 pm
“hey lilly suck me”
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Your eloquence never ceases to amaze me.
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Hmmm :) Link went down!
Aristotle – been up to much tonight :))
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@Alchemist – What?
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Oh nothing really :) How goes it Aris? :)
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I only suck souls, retards, sorry :)
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Spamming is funny for a while – not for long though. Troll!
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I meant troll sites – don’t spam them. Spam is boring but a decent troll is funny!
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i just got done touching myself now you faggots touch me. begin
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Rump Ranger May 2nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
i just got done touching myself now you faggots touch me. begin
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Oh! Oh! Me first! Me first!
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skip to my lou my darlin
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WTF is your “lou”? Do you make up words? Or am I grammatically impaired?
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yep
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i want rowdy to touch me first i read he is a toucher
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@Rump Ranger
Do you have a little diamante cowboy hat, silver cap guns and sequinned chaps? I bet Retards thinks your just adorable in this outfit. xxx
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@ RR – Ummm, did you completely miss the “Wench” part of my name? I am a toucher, but not for you.
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gabby will you touch me?
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@Rump Ranger
I’d love to touch you across the back of the head with a hockey stick.
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thats a start
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@ Rump Ranger
May 2nd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
“thats a start”
And the finish limp dick man.
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is that any way to treat a *poor wittle wump wanger*
wump wanger is hurt. *wuns off to his warren*
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@ RR – Thumpie? Is that you? Are you trolling us again?
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Been chasing the dragon again have we? Don’t come back now.
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@ RR – Because if you are Thumper, I’ve been missing you!
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@Rowdy Wench
Rowdy Wench
May 2nd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
“@ RR – Because if you are Thumper, I’ve been missing you!”
Hi Rowdy Wench. Do you guys know this freak?
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@ Gabriel – I’m not sure Gabriel. But he switched into “wabbit speak” and put it in asterisks, both of which are a Thumper trademark. If it is him, he’s just trying to have some fun goading us. If it isn’t him, how this guy came up with this pattern of posting I don’t know.
Oh, and “hi” by the way! Sorry…been a long day here! Brain’s not fully functional any more…
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Gone for the night! Catch you all tomorrow…
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Nite Rowdy Wench.
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Rowdy – don’t think that’s a Thumper troll – Thumper’s creative – it’s got to be someone who’s read the threads though.
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Crayons! Get ‘em while they’re hot!
(think it’s my mate Hungdaddy)
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Retards/Rump Ranger
Hello :)
Yawn!@!
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Hello Gabriel
Welcome to CoFSM ;))
May His Noodly Appendage grant you all that you seek :)
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@ Alchemist – Now, hungdaddy it could be! He’d know about Thumper…and I agree that Thumper’s creative. It just took me by surprise to see the wabbit speak…
So does this mean we have a *real* troll?!? Soooo much more fun!!!
@ Wench Nikkiee – Hiya! :)
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@Rowdy Wench May 2nd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
“RR – Because if you are Thumper, I’ve been missing you!”
IMHO…. I think Thumper has a lot more talent!
As I said… my opinion :))
RAmen
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@ WN – Alchemist agrees; seems I jumped to the wrong conclusion. *repeats to self over and over “jumping to conclusions is not an olymic sport!”* :)
@ The real Thumpie – Sorry mate! Just been missing you…saw the wabbit speak and got confused or something…
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Hi Rowdy
Not sure whether you should be in bed or me :))
Me I think….have to be out at airport at 11pm tomorrow….umm…60kms away and 12.30am here now! I think I may be a little excited at mo :)))))))
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Err….11.00 am… not pm!
Think I’ll give him 2 days to recover from flight …..then ask him to marry me :)) Worked for Booty ;))))
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Hi Booty :)))
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Rowdy
*repeats to self over and over “jumping to conclusions is not an olympic sport!â€* :)
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It is to some!
Life would be less interesing without them :)
Bedtime for me….big day tomorrow. :))))
Catch you later
RAmen
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@ WN – Catch you later! 9:45 am for me here…still not quite awake yet…have fun tomorrow! ;))
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Thumper might just be glad to have been missed, he always got so upset about nobody liking him
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@ SP – This is true! I wonder where the wabbit went… :)
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I changed my name and it wouldn’t let me post.
The future Mrs. Thumper might have wanted the wabbit to spend a bit more time with her instead of on here, somehow I doubt he would have refused
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That really makes no sense, has it ever happened to anyone else that you change you’re name and then can’t post unless you change it back? I never had trouble with it before and I’ve have…4 different names so far
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Should be I’ve had 4 different names, before the grammer police come after me
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I think you all missed Thumper :)))))))
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@ SP – Ya, I bet she’s difficult to refuse! :) I have two different names now and I’ve not had trouble posting (other than the occasional post that just won’t go through). So I don’t know what’s going on with that…
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Storm Petrel
You always sound intelligent and nice. I love you! Really! Now…back in your box!! :)))))
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Storm Petrel
And please beware of the cats!
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Anything you do say, will say, can say and do say, will be used against you!Bet
Bet I can’t spell!
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Storm Petrel – re name changes.
Yeah – it’s done that to me before. Don’t know why! I think the site has a sense of humour.
Especially when you’ve just spent ten minutes writing a post and FSM eats it!
Fucking hilarious is that :)
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@ Alchemist – Ya, so hilarious I want to hit something when that happens!
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Hiya Rowdy :)
Yeah – I can almost picture Bobby laughing his tit’s off and hitting the delete key.
Hell, I would :))
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@ Alchemist – LOL! And hiya to you too! Wouldn’t that be kind of like the Far Side cartoon where god is smiling with his finger over the Smite key? Wahahaha!
I can see you doing that! “oooh, lovely post that one! Let’s bugger it! I bet there’ll be a big hole in the wall this time!
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@ everyone – life is calling, FSM Dammit! I’ll be back tomorrow…
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hehehe – I’ve toyed with the idea of pissing about with peoples settings on the group but thought I’d better not.
Trouble is that once ideas like that take form I have a hell of a time stopping them.
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Not that I have no self-control. I just choose not to exercise it :)
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Have a good time Rowdy – catch you later!
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Awrrrrr shucks!!! I miss you all as well…have a day off today arranging engagement party for Saturday…is going to be huge…live band and jumping castle…I’m going as a pirate…
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Have been very busy of late…future Mrs Thumper, study and work…now…with regard to the Troll…It ain’t the wabbit!!! Thank FSM for dear ole Alchemist…at least he can discern decent trolling from Rump Rangers simian antics…I would have thought Rowdy would know enough about poor ole Thumpies sunny disposition to know he wouldn’t troll a 1 on the “Jingles Scale” *wabbit folds arm and taps paw*…still…I can’t stay mad at Rowdy…Helloooooo Rowdy!!!
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Not to say that I won’t troll you all again at some point…remember the story of the frog and the scorpion…it’s in my nature to troll…but I will at least try and troll up something funny or thought provoking not room temperature IQ “potty banter”…
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*wabbit descends from soapbox*
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On a sad note…Ships Cat is well.
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@Alchemist
Oh dear…I neally forgot…BUONA MATTINA ALCHEMIST!!!
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@Rump Ranger
Meow! I’d be your friend but I’m guessing that you don’t like pussy…meow!
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hahaha – morning Thumper. Hope all is well Down Under?
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I’m about to get some sleep so I’ll have to catch you later. Hope you have a good bash on Saturday (ok – no more double entendres!)
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Het is maar een rare religie, dat gedoe van jullie. En waar het eindigt dat weten we inmiddels al wel
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Happy Thor’s Day!
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I didn’t get to say it earlier.
Today is National Day of Prayer (USA).
And I unofficially name this day Empyreal Day!
Have an enchanted Empyreal Day!
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empyrean
n.
1 the highest heaven; specif., a) among the ancients, the sphere of pure light or fire b) among Christian poets, the abode of God
2 the sky; the celestial vault; firmament
adj. empyreal
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frank May 3rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Het is maar een rare religie, dat gedoe van jullie. En waar het eindigt dat weten we inmiddels al wel
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Is this English?
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As a former atheist a recently saw the light. But in fact i’m not clear what kind of a light it is. In my youth I was baptized as a katholic but that was only because my parents where obliged to do so not being shot. A friend told me of the FSM so i visited your site. My first and final reply was in Duth, the mother of all languages. So if you want to find out what i was writing you have find a translator. Good luck !
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Dont use my fucking name.
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Few would wish to use it.
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I wish to see it more often myself but only if its from me.
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Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t want to offend anyone; certainly not the brave Americans; the liberators of the enslaved Dutch (not Duth) and Iraqi people
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You use a separate name for fucking?
What’s your other name?
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For all of your Thor’s Day informational needs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday
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For all of your National Day of Prayer informational needs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Day_of_Prayer
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Does it carry copyright?
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hi retards i want to shove it up your hiway. you want to?
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Hey, Tally Ho; You’re talking to me ? Please don’t use foul language
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@Retards
I think Rump Ranger loves you…tis sweet *wabbit wipes away a tear*…you’ve been busy lately and I’m sure you could use some “R & R”…he’s also a retarded retard just like you…I think it’s a good match…I bet you argue over who’s on the bottom though…don’t worry…you’ll work it out…it’s all about give and take…
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thumper thumper the asshole with all the friends not one to talk is he.
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thumper does mrs thumper suck as good as you do?
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@Rump Ranger Retard
Hello…I’m always one to talk…I’m a very sociable wabbit…*insert sociable wabbit* you can talk to me if you like…you sound lonely…I imagine it’s tough being soooo stoopid…what would you like to talk about???
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@Rump Ranger
Meow!…meow…don’t listen to Thumper…let me be your friend…I’m a nice pussy and much nicer then retards hotdog…meow!…meow!
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Is it wabbit season? Wet’s Woll!
Did anyone see Mr. Brownback tonight? May he bathe in His Sauce and ride His Noodly Appendage to the White House, fighting for our civil rights and getting FSMonsterism a fair shake in classrooms across the land.
Aye! Aarghh!
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what a fucking loser you are *insert lonely loser words here* all of you and you have to talk to a retard sad sad loser thumper. *insert thumper is a fucking loser here* wheres rowdy? he sucks good to.
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Rump Ranger May 3rd, 2007 at 8:18 pm
“wheres rowdy? he sucks good to.”
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“He”? Are you talking about Wench Rowdy?
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P.S. It’s too, not to.
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@Rump Ranger
“thumper does mrs thumper suck as good as you do?”…yep…she makes ole Thumpie a very happy wabbit *insert happy wabbit*…
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I’m sure with a bag of treats and a can of dairy whip you could train retards to be of sound proficiency…or would he train you???…I wish you pair could work out who’s on the bottom already…
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@Rumpy
“all of you and you have to talk to a retard sad sad loser thumper”…my wordy that’s a poorly constructed sentence…stoopid…hahaha…I’ll try and make sense of it…ummmmm…ok…No! I no longer have to talk to a sad sad loser cause Aristotle just turned up…did I get that right???…stoopid…
@Aristotle
Hello.
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@Thumper – Salutations.
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wook! i have no fwiends who am i? why im wumper of course *will you be my fwiend*? *wumper pouts* what a woser i am
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@Rump Ranger
Meow!…meow…meow…meow…meow…pussy…
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@Ships Cat
Scat!!!
@Rumpy
Hahahahahahahahahaha…”wook! i have no fwiends who am i? why im wumper of course *will you be my fwiend*? *wumper pouts* what a woser i am”…tut tut tut…banging your head on the keyboard won’t make you any smarter…my momma says if you can say nothin’ nice…hahahahahahahahaha!!!
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@Aristotle
*wabbit bows* Greetings and salutations indeed…I don’t believe we’ve met *wabbit extents paw*…are you new or recycled old???…like Rumpy here…nice link by the way…
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fucking losers queers suck each other
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@Thumper – I suppose that I am relatively new. How are you?
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Wabbits are such favorable creatures :)
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@Storm Petrel
Ummmmm…could this be the work of an imposter??? *wabbit slaps paw to cheek*…Hugdaddy…Retard…Rumpy???…you sound angry and now you’re hiding…don’t hide…I’ll only spank you when you are naughty…and it’s not too late to tell ole Thumpie about your pain…what did mommy do to you Rumpy??? I’m all ears…
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=:)
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wets start a wonely hearts cwub i want in.
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wets play wosers and wetards. you have a weally big headstart
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@Aristotle
Wabbits are lucky…take Alice for example…bad example…well I guess you’ve had the “official welcome” but welcome again from me and Ships Cat…errr…Ships Cat and I…I’m off to do some “stuff” but I’ll pop my head out of the warren later…could you please look after Rump Daddy for me…careful though…it’s stoopid and it bites…
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when the going gets tough the weak get going
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When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
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Rump Ranger
Are you Thumper’s groupie?
How long did it take you to get a groupie Thumper?
Hail Eris
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wiberty wet me geuss you go down under to
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Rump Ranger is my friend! He has nice ass, so quit picking on him!
It may be a little wrinkled and loose, but convenient all the same!
How was that Rump Ranger?
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@Liberty
I get the odd stalker…I’m a handsome wabbit…Rump Ranger is fairly indicative of most stalkers I seem to attract…angry, confused, sexually frustrated, poor punctuation, spelling and grammar and worse personal hygiene…still…they’re usually fun to tease and priceless when they say stuff like this…
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“wets play wosers and wetards. you have a weally big headstart”…or…”when the going gets tough the weak get going”…hahahahaha…or this…”wiberty wet me geuss you go down under to” *insert duelling banjos*…
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I love it when their sooo stoopid that they don’t even realise how stoopid…hahahahahaha…
@Rump Ranger
Stoopid!!!…hahahahahahahaha…
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@Liberty
Hail Eris! by the way…a Fenderson???
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“wet me geuss”
No thanks! I’m no groupie!
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@Thumper – There are advantages to being stupid…. ;)
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a Fenderson???
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What is it?
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ahhhh i sure got da wabbit on now ha ha ha hes so wandsome wooks wike gwama. will he cry when he wakes up awone again?
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A banjo?
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a Fenderson is a wonley fucktard wit no weal fwiends in the world. poor baby fucked himself out of fweindship. he wont admit it but he knows it
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“it’s stoopid and it bites…”
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Perfect :=)
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No!
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“wandsome wooks wike gwama”
Does your mom know that you’re here being a cretin?
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wawawawawawawawa wook at me im a fenderson a wonely wonely *wabbat* im so cute will you be my *fwiend*
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“a Fenderson is a wonley fucktard wit no weal fwiends in the world. poor baby fucked himself out of fweindship. he wont admit it but he knows it”
You are a Fenderson?
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“wawawawawawawawa wook at me”
Shouldn’t you be taking your medication around about now?
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666
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My Hill is a Castle.
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troll will you be fendersons fwiend? he needs one. sometimes trolls know everybodys isps even when they use proxys. its troll magic and modern day stuff you wont know about
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Hey, look at what I found!
http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf
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I have an announcement to make: I am renouncing my crude ways and have decided to become a devoted disciple of His Holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I regret my pat sins but understand that the FSM is quite forgiving. Do you think I can still achieve entrance to the beer volcano and stripper factory?
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That would be “past sins”, sorry.
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You know, Rump Ranger, you are very wise in making this decision and I believe I will join you. Will the FSM forgive my past rudeness and obvious stupidity? I will pay homage to His Holy Name by eating pasta every day from now on. I am truly sorry for all the insults I paid to all you fine FSM people. I hope the FSM will embrace me with His Noodly Appendage and teach me the ways of true Pastafarians.
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RAmen.
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Hehehehehehe
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I am also very sorry that I insulted homosexuals with my terrible remark (”fuck all you faggot queers! even jesus hates fags!”). It takes me great courage to say this, but I am gay myself and since Jesus was also gay, there is no way he could hate me. Please forgive me. I was temporarily possessed by the non-existent Devil but I have escaped his clutches and am now in the Noodly Embrace of His Holiness. RAmen.
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I just couldn’t resist a religion with so many followers. That proves it’s the right one! I don’t think forgiveness is part of the deal, and why is Friday the holiest day? I thought Wednesday was Spaghetti Day, but I am willing to change.
Aye! Aarghh!
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@ Retards, I truly admire you for your total acceptance of the FSM as the Creator of our Universe and the driving force in our lives. This is something we should have realized ages ago — I am just relieved that we can be accepted by His Holiness even though we have sinned in the past. I am fairly sure that you will be welcomed with open arms… I mean, appendages into the beer volcano and stripper factory. RAmen to you as well.
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Thanks for the laugh :=)
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@Aristotle
Very nice…unfortunately I can’t bring myself to “press it” and therefore I fear that I’m missing out on something…this shall haunt me for days…again…very nice…
@Liberty
You haven’t read the “Book of Eris”???…Hail Eris!…
@Rump Ranger and retards
You haven’t learned to read???…your anger is my candy…keep up the nice work…hahahahahahaha…
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@ Rowdy Wench, please accept my apology for saying such a nasty thing to you (”i want rowdy to touch me first i read he is a toucher”). First of all, I made the mistake of thinking you were male — I sincerely regret this because I have found out since that you are a fine and rowdy female who is beautiful and intelligent. I am truly sorry. Please forgive my insolence. RAmen.
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@ Thumper, Rump Ranger and I are presently signing up for reading lessons and we hope that this will make us more worthy Pastafarians. We deeply regret our obviously lame remarks and will try to educate ourselves so that we can converse more intelligently with all of you fine folks here on the website. RAmen to you.
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Hey Retard Pumper
Are you inventing a new FSM sect? Cool – tell me more, matey! Christianity took all the good ideas, don’t you think? Has FSM touched any virgin wombs with His Noodley Appendage? How are strippers manufactured? I thirst for your truthiness…
Aye! Aarghh!
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@ woll3Y, if you read the Gospel all your questions will be answered. It is truly an enlightened work. I wish you the best of luck in your conversion to Pastafarianism! RAmen to you.
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@Retards and Rump Ranger
Meow! – Forget Thumper. He’s just too dang narcissistic for his own good. Hey! If you start a group can I join??? I promise I’ll be good…
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frank
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Het is maar een rare religie, dat gedoe van jullie. En waar het eindigt dat weten we inmiddels al wel
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Oh ja, waar dan wel? Voor zover ik kan zien hebben we voornamelijk veel lol samen, komen er regelmatig wat serieuze dingen voorbij en he, pasta is heerlijk.
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Translation: Frank: It’s a funny religion,what you got here. And where it ends we allready know by now.
Answer: Really, where? As far as I can see we mostly have a lot of fun together, regularly there are more serious topics and pasta is tasty.
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Thumpie, good to see you mate, I’ve been hungr… I mean missing you :)
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@ Ships Cat, we are not exactly starting a group; we have just decided to change our insensitive ways and follow the FSM more devotedly. But you are welcome to hang with us! We will protect you from Thumper; I know he’s not big on cats. RAmen!
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@RDPK
“Thumpie, good to see you mate, I’ve been hungr… I mean missing you :)”…thanks Red…I think…
@Retard and Rumpy
Well…I suppose I could learn to love you both…you could be impostors though…I was kinda having fun earlier and now you don’t sound like the real Retard and Rumpy…I like your names though…they do suit you…but you have said some pretty mean things to everyone…it’s not the sort of thing that I condone mind you…but Ships Cat seems to like you…that’s bad…what the hell!!!…come and give poor ole Thumpie a hug…*wabbits holds out paws for hug*
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@ Thumper, please forgive me for basically being an ass. The Holy One himself has touched me with His Noodly Appendage and I realize that I can change for the better — and get some good beer and stripper action at the same time. I am sorry for the rude things I said, and I think I speak for Rump Ranger when I say that we’re going to do our best to make friends and be good Pastafarians. Bring on the ale! Our conversion has begun!
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A big RAmen to you!
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I gotta hit the sack. Early morning tomorrow. Plus I need to get some Gospel reading in! Later, Retards and Thumper. RAmen.
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Cool, tomorrow we’ll discuss our study schedule and before you know it, we’ll be wasted at the beer volcano! Arrrgh! Well, see ya later. May the Noodly One bless your dreams… nah, that’s too girly… how about just “have a good one”? RAmen to all of you!
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“I was kinda having fun earlier”
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Hehehehehe
Me too :=)
Stoopoid wannabes are always fun to tease.
RAmen
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That Storm Petrel was pure delight :=)
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@Liberty
“Hail Eris”
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All hail Discordia!
There’s something about throwing a golden apple into a party that’s so much fun :)
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Storm Petrel – some sites seem to ban known public proxies – The Onion Router tends to work better;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_%28anonymity_network%29
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Aristotle
“Hey, look at what I found!”
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Which just goes to show that some people, when they see a “Do Not…”, will!
(I got to a screen full of buttons then got bored)
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It’s like posting a link with “Do not click if you are easily offended” – you just know :)))
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STOP FUCKING USING MY NAME I DO NOT FUCKING APOLIGIZE TO ANY FUCKING ONE SO GET THAT SHIT RIGHT>
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IF I COULD I WOULD GO GAY BASHING EVERY NIGHT AND KIL ALL THE FSM BELIEVERS TO.
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Rump Ranger
I fucking hate you.
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KILL*
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Someone pretends to be me and I miss the whole thing, I need more free time.
@ Alchemist
I wasn’t using a proxy though, I left everything but my name the same. Nice link
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@ Aristotle
Just went through that button thing, I am sooo easily amused
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Hi Storm. It depends what I’m up to. I usually use one of my spoof webmail accounts.
If I’m in a disruptive mood and anticipate a banning I use TOR and PRIVOXY – that way I can jump back in within minutes.
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erm – I mean *apparently* that’s what some people do. I wouldn’t know much about it to be honest {insert *innocence*}
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Sure you don’t, I believe you, have you lost count of the number of sites you’ve been banned from yet? For a while there it seemed every time I dropped by you’d been banned from another one
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Storm Petrel and Alchemist no ones wants to hear about youll’s fag fest
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Storm Petrel and Alchemist no ones wants to hear about youll’s fag fest.
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WWFSMD= What Would Flying Speerm Monster Do
I would kill all the jews, gays, and you.
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Muh-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@ Flying Sperm Monster – You are so wrong! I for one really enjoy hearing about their exploits (oh sorry was that too big a word for you?)
@ Alchemist – the thought of you even attempting innocence is cracking me up! ;)
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It’s even wackier than Jonathan Swift’s suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old “out-of-work physics major,†puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny.
Wow this makes me want to believe you’lls bullshit. Its under youlls so called gospel description
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Rowdy Wench
Bitch what the fuck you talking about im always fucking right.
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@ Flying Sperm Monster – Whatever.
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Storm – I’ve lost count of my email addresses and characters – keep them on a USB key now.
Mostly I try and be funny. I don’t attack individual members of the groups. I love to play “how many double entendres can I fit into one post” though :)
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I can’t pull it off on this site. Nobody swallows it!
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@ Alchemist – We’re on to you alright! ;)
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@Rowdy
Only ‘cos I tell you :)) Who would have thought Fr. Phil McCavity and Sister Avadne Nobb were really little old me :)
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I’m so sorry… the non-existent Devil repossessed me for a short time and horrible words came out of my mouth. I hope the FSM and his fine disciples will forgive me. I did not mean any of those terrible comments. RAmen.
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@ Rump Ranger, I do not hate you and I’m sorry I said that. I really do love you. If you do not want a gay relationship with me that is completely fine; I just want you to know that you are special to me as a fellow Pastafarian. Please forgive what I said. RAmen.
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FSM shows itself again! Shame it’s black and white though :(
How often do other gods make an appearance like that hehe :)
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@Retards. Oh, I forgive you! Come here and give me a hug.
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@Retards. I’ve recently taken up flower arranging. Would you like to help me and my mom with some vases on Saturday?
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@ Rump Ranger, that would be so delightful! It’s Cinco de Mayo so maybe we could sdo some attractive red/yellow/green arrangements. I’ll bring the tequila!
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Rump Ranger
I found it fucking annoying that your using my fucking name. Fuck Cinco de Mayo I would kill all the mother fucking Mexicans. I apoligize to no one so fuck you bitch.
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I fucking hate all of youll if I knew who you’ll are I would fuck kill you’ll.
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@Retards (the real one).
That would be lovely, yes. And maybe afterwards I could show you my collection of pressed flowers?
That would be very pleasant.
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Which way did he go?
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Which one?
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Fill in the blanks….. I got…………. and I…………it
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Happy Venus’ Day!
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I unofficially name today Pfeffernuss Day!
Have a fantastic Pfeffernuss Day!
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pfeffernuss – a small, usually ball-shaped cookie flavored with cinnamon, allspice, anise, etc. and with black pepper, made esp. during the Christmas season
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P.S. It’s pronounced like fef-er-noos.
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Retarded Rump Ranger May 4th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Fill in the blanks….. I got………â