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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hi Storm. It depends what I’m up to. I usually use one of my spoof webmail accounts.
If I’m in a disruptive mood and anticipate a banning I use TOR and PRIVOXY – that way I can jump back in within minutes.
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erm – I mean *apparently* that’s what some people do. I wouldn’t know much about it to be honest {insert *innocence*}
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Sure you don’t, I believe you, have you lost count of the number of sites you’ve been banned from yet? For a while there it seemed every time I dropped by you’d been banned from another one
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Storm Petrel and Alchemist no ones wants to hear about youll’s fag fest
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Storm Petrel and Alchemist no ones wants to hear about youll’s fag fest.
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WWFSMD= What Would Flying Speerm Monster Do
I would kill all the jews, gays, and you.
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Muh-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@ Flying Sperm Monster – You are so wrong! I for one really enjoy hearing about their exploits (oh sorry was that too big a word for you?)
@ Alchemist – the thought of you even attempting innocence is cracking me up! ;)
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It’s even wackier than Jonathan Swift’s suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old “out-of-work physics major,†puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny.
Wow this makes me want to believe you’lls bullshit. Its under youlls so called gospel description
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Rowdy Wench
Bitch what the fuck you talking about im always fucking right.
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@ Flying Sperm Monster – Whatever.
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Storm – I’ve lost count of my email addresses and characters – keep them on a USB key now.
Mostly I try and be funny. I don’t attack individual members of the groups. I love to play “how many double entendres can I fit into one post” though :)
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I can’t pull it off on this site. Nobody swallows it!
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@ Alchemist – We’re on to you alright! ;)
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@Rowdy
Only ‘cos I tell you :)) Who would have thought Fr. Phil McCavity and Sister Avadne Nobb were really little old me :)
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I’m so sorry… the non-existent Devil repossessed me for a short time and horrible words came out of my mouth. I hope the FSM and his fine disciples will forgive me. I did not mean any of those terrible comments. RAmen.
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@ Rump Ranger, I do not hate you and I’m sorry I said that. I really do love you. If you do not want a gay relationship with me that is completely fine; I just want you to know that you are special to me as a fellow Pastafarian. Please forgive what I said. RAmen.
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FSM shows itself again! Shame it’s black and white though :(
How often do other gods make an appearance like that hehe :)
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@Retards. Oh, I forgive you! Come here and give me a hug.
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@Retards. I’ve recently taken up flower arranging. Would you like to help me and my mom with some vases on Saturday?
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@ Rump Ranger, that would be so delightful! It’s Cinco de Mayo so maybe we could sdo some attractive red/yellow/green arrangements. I’ll bring the tequila!
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Rump Ranger
I found it fucking annoying that your using my fucking name. Fuck Cinco de Mayo I would kill all the mother fucking Mexicans. I apoligize to no one so fuck you bitch.
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I fucking hate all of youll if I knew who you’ll are I would fuck kill you’ll.
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@Retards (the real one).
That would be lovely, yes. And maybe afterwards I could show you my collection of pressed flowers?
That would be very pleasant.
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Which way did he go?
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Which one?
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Fill in the blanks….. I got…………. and I…………it
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Happy Venus’ Day!
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I unofficially name today Pfeffernuss Day!
Have a fantastic Pfeffernuss Day!
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pfeffernuss – a small, usually ball-shaped cookie flavored with cinnamon, allspice, anise, etc. and with black pepper, made esp. during the Christmas season
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P.S. It’s pronounced like fef-er-noos.
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Retarded Rump Ranger May 4th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Fill in the blanks….. I got…………. and I…………it
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I got pasta! And I ate it!
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Nope! There is one that knows however.
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I got 12 million dollars! And I spent it!
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I got 99 bottles of beer on the wall! And I took them down!…it!
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I got a haircut! And I like it!
I got a new book! And I read it!
I got a new game! And I played it!
I got…! And I…it!
I got…! And I…it!
I got…! And I…it!
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This is so entertaining, and I don’t know why!
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>:0===Q<
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The answer is easy if you take it logically.
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stoned lost :))))))))
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That would be logical :))))))))))
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Would make a change to some my early posts! I was possessed I think!
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So many Rumps………. So little time :)))
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Aristotle, you are so @#$%! funny!!! LOL!!!
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Happy Pfeffernusse Day to you too, Aristotle! Here it’s spelled with an “e” on the end; maybe an Americanization? Anyway, they are YUMMY and there’s a store nearby where I can get them year-round. If I had known earlier that it was Pfeffernusse Day I would have certainly bought a package!
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Oh, my, the non-existent Devil possessed me once more. I actually used the word “fuck” five times in a post, and I sorely insulted the Hispanic population. Please accept my deepest apologies. I do indeed celebrate Cinco de Mayo in honor of all the wonderful Mexicans that I know, and in repayment for my horrible online behavior I will buy every Hispanic a round at my local pub. RAmen and Happy Cinco!
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That is so wonderful of you, Retards. I always knew there was a good and kind heart inside of you! I will join you at the pub (you know which one I mean) and buy YOU a round for being so generous.
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Instead of “sinko da salad dressing” day.
I say we have “Hump a Rump” day!
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@Wench Beth – Wow. You’ve actually eaten a pfeffernuss? I just learned of the word today while randomly searching online and in a dictionary.
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“Here it’s spelled with an ‘e’ on the end; maybe an Americanization?” According to my dictionary, the plural form is spelled with two more e’s, as in pfefernuesse. And it’s German, means “pepper nut.”
singular (US) – pfeffernuss
plural (US) – pfeffernuesse
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That is what Webster’s New World Dictionary & Thesaurus says.
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION (under the Current Earth-Destruction Status (CEDS) heading):
http://www.qntm.org/board
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And are you thinking of me when you……. ……..
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Rump Ranger May 4th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
stoned lost :))))))))
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So you mean:
“I got stoned. And I lost it.”
Correct?
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To Aristotle…
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@Wench Beth – Wow. You’ve actually eaten a pfeffernuss? I just learned of the word today while randomly searching online and in a dictionary.
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Yeah, I thought that was a very common cookie! But maybe not. Anyway, they’re covered with powdered sugar, really good and totally addictive.
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Missed it.
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Retarded Rump Ranger May 4th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Missed it.
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Darn. Too bad.
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Here is a site that has recorded the lyrics to “99 bottles of beer on the wall”
http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/lyrics.html
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Isn’t that great! I think it is.
The ending is a bit sad, though.
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