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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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wiberty wet me geuss you go down under to
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Rump Ranger is my friend! He has nice ass, so quit picking on him!
It may be a little wrinkled and loose, but convenient all the same!
How was that Rump Ranger?
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@Liberty
I get the odd stalker…I’m a handsome wabbit…Rump Ranger is fairly indicative of most stalkers I seem to attract…angry, confused, sexually frustrated, poor punctuation, spelling and grammar and worse personal hygiene…still…they’re usually fun to tease and priceless when they say stuff like this…
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“wets play wosers and wetards. you have a weally big headstart”…or…”when the going gets tough the weak get going”…hahahahaha…or this…”wiberty wet me geuss you go down under to” *insert duelling banjos*…
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I love it when their sooo stoopid that they don’t even realise how stoopid…hahahahahaha…
@Rump Ranger
Stoopid!!!…hahahahahahahaha…
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@Liberty
Hail Eris! by the way…a Fenderson???
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“wet me geuss”
No thanks! I’m no groupie!
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@Thumper – There are advantages to being stupid…. ;)
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a Fenderson???
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What is it?
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ahhhh i sure got da wabbit on now ha ha ha hes so wandsome wooks wike gwama. will he cry when he wakes up awone again?
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A banjo?
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a Fenderson is a wonley fucktard wit no weal fwiends in the world. poor baby fucked himself out of fweindship. he wont admit it but he knows it
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“it’s stoopid and it bites…”
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Perfect :=)
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No!
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“wandsome wooks wike gwama”
Does your mom know that you’re here being a cretin?
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wawawawawawawawa wook at me im a fenderson a wonely wonely *wabbat* im so cute will you be my *fwiend*
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“a Fenderson is a wonley fucktard wit no weal fwiends in the world. poor baby fucked himself out of fweindship. he wont admit it but he knows it”
You are a Fenderson?
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“wawawawawawawawa wook at me”
Shouldn’t you be taking your medication around about now?
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666
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My Hill is a Castle.
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troll will you be fendersons fwiend? he needs one. sometimes trolls know everybodys isps even when they use proxys. its troll magic and modern day stuff you wont know about
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Hey, look at what I found!
http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf
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I have an announcement to make: I am renouncing my crude ways and have decided to become a devoted disciple of His Holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I regret my pat sins but understand that the FSM is quite forgiving. Do you think I can still achieve entrance to the beer volcano and stripper factory?
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That would be “past sins”, sorry.
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You know, Rump Ranger, you are very wise in making this decision and I believe I will join you. Will the FSM forgive my past rudeness and obvious stupidity? I will pay homage to His Holy Name by eating pasta every day from now on. I am truly sorry for all the insults I paid to all you fine FSM people. I hope the FSM will embrace me with His Noodly Appendage and teach me the ways of true Pastafarians.
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RAmen.
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Hehehehehehe
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I am also very sorry that I insulted homosexuals with my terrible remark (”fuck all you faggot queers! even jesus hates fags!”). It takes me great courage to say this, but I am gay myself and since Jesus was also gay, there is no way he could hate me. Please forgive me. I was temporarily possessed by the non-existent Devil but I have escaped his clutches and am now in the Noodly Embrace of His Holiness. RAmen.
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I just couldn’t resist a religion with so many followers. That proves it’s the right one! I don’t think forgiveness is part of the deal, and why is Friday the holiest day? I thought Wednesday was Spaghetti Day, but I am willing to change.
Aye! Aarghh!
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@ Retards, I truly admire you for your total acceptance of the FSM as the Creator of our Universe and the driving force in our lives. This is something we should have realized ages ago — I am just relieved that we can be accepted by His Holiness even though we have sinned in the past. I am fairly sure that you will be welcomed with open arms… I mean, appendages into the beer volcano and stripper factory. RAmen to you as well.
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Thanks for the laugh :=)
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@Aristotle
Very nice…unfortunately I can’t bring myself to “press it” and therefore I fear that I’m missing out on something…this shall haunt me for days…again…very nice…
@Liberty
You haven’t read the “Book of Eris”???…Hail Eris!…
@Rump Ranger and retards
You haven’t learned to read???…your anger is my candy…keep up the nice work…hahahahahahaha…
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@ Rowdy Wench, please accept my apology for saying such a nasty thing to you (”i want rowdy to touch me first i read he is a toucher”). First of all, I made the mistake of thinking you were male — I sincerely regret this because I have found out since that you are a fine and rowdy female who is beautiful and intelligent. I am truly sorry. Please forgive my insolence. RAmen.
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@ Thumper, Rump Ranger and I are presently signing up for reading lessons and we hope that this will make us more worthy Pastafarians. We deeply regret our obviously lame remarks and will try to educate ourselves so that we can converse more intelligently with all of you fine folks here on the website. RAmen to you.
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Hey Retard Pumper
Are you inventing a new FSM sect? Cool – tell me more, matey! Christianity took all the good ideas, don’t you think? Has FSM touched any virgin wombs with His Noodley Appendage? How are strippers manufactured? I thirst for your truthiness…
Aye! Aarghh!
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@ woll3Y, if you read the Gospel all your questions will be answered. It is truly an enlightened work. I wish you the best of luck in your conversion to Pastafarianism! RAmen to you.
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@Retards and Rump Ranger
Meow! – Forget Thumper. He’s just too dang narcissistic for his own good. Hey! If you start a group can I join??? I promise I’ll be good…
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frank
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Het is maar een rare religie, dat gedoe van jullie. En waar het eindigt dat weten we inmiddels al wel
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Oh ja, waar dan wel? Voor zover ik kan zien hebben we voornamelijk veel lol samen, komen er regelmatig wat serieuze dingen voorbij en he, pasta is heerlijk.
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Translation: Frank: It’s a funny religion,what you got here. And where it ends we allready know by now.
Answer: Really, where? As far as I can see we mostly have a lot of fun together, regularly there are more serious topics and pasta is tasty.
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Thumpie, good to see you mate, I’ve been hungr… I mean missing you :)
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@ Ships Cat, we are not exactly starting a group; we have just decided to change our insensitive ways and follow the FSM more devotedly. But you are welcome to hang with us! We will protect you from Thumper; I know he’s not big on cats. RAmen!
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@RDPK
“Thumpie, good to see you mate, I’ve been hungr… I mean missing you :)”…thanks Red…I think…
@Retard and Rumpy
Well…I suppose I could learn to love you both…you could be impostors though…I was kinda having fun earlier and now you don’t sound like the real Retard and Rumpy…I like your names though…they do suit you…but you have said some pretty mean things to everyone…it’s not the sort of thing that I condone mind you…but Ships Cat seems to like you…that’s bad…what the hell!!!…come and give poor ole Thumpie a hug…*wabbits holds out paws for hug*
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@ Thumper, please forgive me for basically being an ass. The Holy One himself has touched me with His Noodly Appendage and I realize that I can change for the better — and get some good beer and stripper action at the same time. I am sorry for the rude things I said, and I think I speak for Rump Ranger when I say that we’re going to do our best to make friends and be good Pastafarians. Bring on the ale! Our conversion has begun!
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A big RAmen to you!
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I gotta hit the sack. Early morning tomorrow. Plus I need to get some Gospel reading in! Later, Retards and Thumper. RAmen.
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Cool, tomorrow we’ll discuss our study schedule and before you know it, we’ll be wasted at the beer volcano! Arrrgh! Well, see ya later. May the Noodly One bless your dreams… nah, that’s too girly… how about just “have a good one”? RAmen to all of you!
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“I was kinda having fun earlier”
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Hehehehehe
Me too :=)
Stoopoid wannabes are always fun to tease.
RAmen
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That Storm Petrel was pure delight :=)
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@Liberty
“Hail Eris”
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All hail Discordia!
There’s something about throwing a golden apple into a party that’s so much fun :)
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Storm Petrel – some sites seem to ban known public proxies – The Onion Router tends to work better;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_%28anonymity_network%29
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Aristotle
“Hey, look at what I found!”
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Which just goes to show that some people, when they see a “Do Not…”, will!
(I got to a screen full of buttons then got bored)
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It’s like posting a link with “Do not click if you are easily offended” – you just know :)))
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STOP FUCKING USING MY NAME I DO NOT FUCKING APOLIGIZE TO ANY FUCKING ONE SO GET THAT SHIT RIGHT>
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IF I COULD I WOULD GO GAY BASHING EVERY NIGHT AND KIL ALL THE FSM BELIEVERS TO.
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Rump Ranger
I fucking hate you.
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KILL*
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Someone pretends to be me and I miss the whole thing, I need more free time.
@ Alchemist
I wasn’t using a proxy though, I left everything but my name the same. Nice link
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@ Aristotle
Just went through that button thing, I am sooo easily amused
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