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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hey Nikki – I got the;
“Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way”
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With Zeus, Satan and Sekhemet at the top :)
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Lots of other fine quizzes there I see :)
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And yes I went all negative and got Satan this time!
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RDPK
Ahh….that’s what I did wrong…chose black.
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Alchemist
“Lots of other fine quizzes there I see :)”
Yes :) Just found out I am a Ocre and Gray Dolphin
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ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?
Your Result: Ocre and Gray Dolphin
Sea! You’re a very hearty person being a good friend. You attract many friends because of your lovely personality, but you’re sometimes pretty weird. Your soul mate is the Bronze Goat. You hate the Peach Pig.
Silver and Red Wolf
Gold Falcon
Teal Cat
Tan Giraffe
Red Jaguar
Blue Fox
Yellow Trout
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http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/animology_what_animal_are_you
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I’m also a social nerd apparently :)
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Beware of the Peach Pig :))
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must have taken the wrong one – I got cat :)
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“Cats are curious and agile, as well as highly independent. They also have a distinct mischievous side and can get themselves into trouble. You embody these characteristics.”
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Purrrrrrr!
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I also attract Yuppies… primarily!!
http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/what_type_of_person_do_you_attract
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Oh dear!
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Alchemist
Hahahahahahaa…sounds suitable… watch those claws on the furniture :))
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Well so far I’m a socially nerdy Ocre/ Gray Dolphin God who attracts yuppies and hates the peach pig.
Maybe they meant guppies :))
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U-oh, I am Aphrodite, followed very close up by Dionsyus!
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You’ve started something now Nikki :)
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What kind of nerd – Science/math nerd :|
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“(Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!) Well, maybe you aren’t this extreme, but you’re in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don’t worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case…..”
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Morning Goddess/Demon Lilith :)
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“followed very close up by Dionsyus!”
Ya – Dionysus is a sod for that! Six barrels of Château “Whatever I Can Get My Hands On” and he’s all over the Goddesses!
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Hey, Alchemist: Meow!!
Your Result: Cat
Cats are curious and agile, as well as highly independent. They also have a distinct mischievous side and can get themselves into trouble. You embody these characteristics.
Duck
Horse
Hawk
Snake
Mouse
Bear
Dog
The duck irritates me, horse, hawk and snake are fine ;)
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Hahahahaha
I’m out now :(
Catch you on the roundabout :))
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Alchemist:
Ya – Dionysus is a sod for that! Six barrels of Château “Whatever I Can Get My Hands On†and he’s all over the Goddesses!
Yes, too much wine, maybe! But strange, that they gave me a male god second, but the Greek were not very prude those days, as far as I remember: everyone with everyone, no matter which gender ;)
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Are You Going to Heaven?
Your Result: No, you are not going to heaven
You are a sinner and even though you might have said you never have done anything wrong, you probably lied, making you a lier (that makes you a sinner). You will not be going to heaven. Even if you know that you are a sinner, you can’t make things right by out doing the wrongs with rights. There is only one way to make it to heaven, and that’s through JESUS CHRIST. HE died on the cross, just so you could have a chance to get to heaven. If you confess your sins to JESUS (through prayer) the blood that was shed by HIM on the cross, will come and wash your sins away. Then, GOD will see you pure and without sin. So pray to JESUS and ask HIM to forgive you. Then, you will be going to heaven. GOD bless you.
Sorry, you are not going to heaven
HEHEHE! So no chance here ;)
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Bye Nikkiee!
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Catch you soon Nikkiee!
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Lilith “But strange, that they gave me a male god second, but the Greek were not very prude those days, ….”
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Don’t forget that it was at one of the lesser festivals of Dionysus that Lysistrata was first performed :)
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From Wiki;
“……Led by the eponymous Lysistrata, the story’s female characters barricade the public funds building and withhold sex from their husbands to end the Peloponnesian War and secure peace.”
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata
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I just know this from a Ralf Koenig comic… a German gay comic, where all this lead to desperate homosexuality :)
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For the god quiz, I got the same results as Wench Nikkiee on her first go.
Animals:
Silver and Red Wolf :
*howl* You’re a very strong person. You tend to be naive most of the time, but when in love boy do you know how to get around! You prefer to be quite around adults. Your soul mate is the gold falcon. You’re in conflict with the maroon panda.
Gold Falcon
Ocre and Grey Dolphin
Blue Fox
Tan Giraffe
Teal Cat
Yellow Trout
Red Jaguar
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These quizzes are fun! As I guessed I am a literature nerd. I also scored 98% on my high-school diploma test, nice.
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@ Lilith. Hey – perhaps that’s why the war stopped. All the men were too buggered to fight on.
My ex used to have the play. Maybe I should have taken the hint earlier :))
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Morning Alchemist, Lilith and RDPK (at least it is to me!)
Seems a slow day today…
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Hi Rowdy :) I got Silver and Red Wolf too.
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Not sure about naive and being quiet around adults though. I’m quiet around kids if that helps. In the hope that they get bored and go away :)
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@ Alchemist – I used to be a lot more naive and in some ways I still can be…I’m also not much for being quiet around adults! Going with you on the kids! I do well with teenagers, but not younger kids.
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Rowdy – I’ve probably said – years ago I did an A’Level in Psychology (just fancied it). Most of the class were the mothers of young children so we ended-up doing child development.
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It was like something from a Hitchcock” novel! “ooh!” “mine said mama!” “oh, look at his toes!” “he never? Mine did this” “mine did that”
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Aaaargh!!!!
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Yeah – teenagers can be ok – some can be arseholes but that’s life eh :))
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@ Alchemist – Aaaargh indeed! Teenagers are mostly just confused and unhappy. Hubby and I were talking last night about are people actually inherently a certain way or are they trained to be a certain way? Can you raise a child to be different than the rest of humanity? To think clearly and be less stupid? Most of us are so messed up by religion and society we can’t think at all by the time we are teenagers…interesting thoughts/discussion!
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I do *not* do that!
*Booty pouts :( *
But did I tell you about Daniel this morning? He coughed right in his Nana’s face – she said “Cover your mouth when you cough” And he said “No! I don’t want the germs back, you can have them!”
Bahahahahaha!
I have no idea who taught my kids their manners – I blame the parents! (mine and Sherlock’s!)
;P
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@ Booty – Hiya! I don’t mind hearing the stories from the wenches! They are always funny! :)))) It’s the total focus on the child being the center of the universe that really gets to me.
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Well Booty! I caught mine swinging from the curtain again. He must have jumped up, locked his jaw on and decided to have a fight with it!
At least his manners are improving! He hasn’t drawn blood for a few weeks now and most of my bruises are turning yellow – which is nice!
I still have to wear shoes at all times. One sniff of my unclad feet and he’s trying to wrestle my big-toe of me!
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Pups eh! Who’d have ‘em! :)))
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@ Alchemist – better the big toe than some of the other body parts he likes to go for!
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Hehehehe – Rowdy – he’s not tried to castrate me for a little while now :)
He’s developing his humping skills at the moment :) Put it this way – if I see the bedroom door open and a very sorry looking pillow on the floor – well – I wash the pillow!
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“I don’t like children, I didn’t like myself until I was 14″
something out of a movie, can’t remember. But I still am uncomfortable with strange kids, totally different thing when they are your own! But somehow they seemed to smell my uncertainty, cause they always avoid me.
Guess what will be my biggest horror in near future: my kid’s birthday parties!!!!
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Alchemist May 8th, 2007 at 9:27 am
@ Lilith. Hey – perhaps that’s why the war stopped. All the men were too buggered to fight on.
Yes, I guess a lack of sex will only lead to more aggression, the wifes should’ve worn them out completely! Makes you think, maybe if we cure migraines, we could finally get world peace!!!
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@Booty: HAHA! I love your kids!
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@ Alchemist – “I wash the pillow!” Bahahahaha!!! :)
@ Lilith – how many wars would be avoided if we eliminated SRS (that’s Seminal Retention Syndrome)?!?!?!?
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But then you’d have all the unmarried fundies from religions that ban sex before marriage, that’d probably be worse
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@RDPK
Uhm no, afraid I don’t. Just a load of weird markings grouped together. Sorry.
You need a new pair of eyes or a new browser.
Let’s start with the easy one. What browser are you using?
Mozilla 1.0?
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@ SP – Fundies are largely responsible for SRS! So we need to get rid of them, teach people about healthy sexuality and presto we’re on the track to world peace (world piece? Oh sorry couldn’t help that one!)
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Yes, I really think if men are ‘worked out’ that way, there would be less war. A friend of mine (who’s gay) once told me that, if there were no woman, mankind would’ve never invented the wheel yet: because they were all too busy f***ing each other!!!
Seriously not THAT unlikely ;)
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@ Lilith – Bahahahaha! That’s wonderful!
Gotta run…back later….
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Business opportunities for non-xtians and atheists:
“Atheist offers to send letters post-Rapture”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2007-05-08-post-rapture_N.htm
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The Post Rapture Service website
http://postrapturepost.com/
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Other Post Rapture income opportunities are now being discussed at:
http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,1007,Atheist-offers-to-send-letters-post-Rapture,Katherine-Boyle-Religion-News-Service-USA-Today,page1,commentReceived#comments
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I suggest anyone contemplating a career change, into this potentially lucrative area, get in quick.
:))))
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Business opportunities for non-xtians and atheists:
“Atheist offers to send letters post-Raptureâ€
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2007-05-08-post-rapture_N.htm
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The Post Rapture Service website
http://postrapturepost.com/
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Other Post Rapture income opportunities are now being discussed at:
http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,1007,Atheist-offers-to-send-letters-post-Rapture,Katherine-Boyle-Religion-News-Service-USA-Today,page1,commentReceived#comments
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I suggest anyone contemplating a career change, into this potentially lucrative area, get in quick.
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Testing. Hello people.
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Hi L’TUA!
Nikkiee, that guy is great! That’s marketing ;)
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Sorry, forgot the E
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Thumper
You no doubt know all about drawing up legal contracts. We need to talk!
I’m sure we can cover the Australian side of this :))
Other opportunities would include “Post Rapture Pet Sitting Serviceâ€
“Rapture Message Delivery Insuranceâ€
Business may be slow for a few years, but going on Australia’s penchant for following along the direction of the USA, I feel we should set up and get the ball rolling. Stat!!
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I believe our first order of business should be a mass mail out to all those fund a mentalist Aussie “soul saving†businesses, so as to inform them of the impending provision of this invaluable service. They’ll be rapt! :))
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Hi Dread Wench L’TUAE :))
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Hi Lilith :))
Became aware of a Rapture Letter service some months ago. Not sure if this one is a follow up/on from that. Am so kicking myself for not seeing, at the time, the vast number of opportunities inherent in the idea.
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Thumper
I almost forgot…. “they” ( the soul savers) appear to have already done most of the hard work for us :))
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Left Behind Letters: Which Way Did They Go?
http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/leftb60.html
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Examples of some letters:
http://www.raptureready.com/leftbehind/rr-left-behind.html
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Think this last site is genuine!
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May 9th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
@RDPK
Uhm no, afraid I don’t. Just a load of weird markings grouped together. Sorry.
You need a new pair of eyes or a new browser.
Let’s start with the easy one. What browser are you using?
Mozilla 1.0?
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Uhhhh, have no idea at all. But is most likely just me, I did get the last one of that giraffe. Do you have an adress were I could get some new eyes? Now THAT would be great! These old ones never worked too well anyway.
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Red DutchPasta Kidd
I believe you need to look at the broader pattern created by the spaces, rather than at the code/letters.
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I tried…..
I always failed this kind of tests, I just don’t see it…. Oh well, there are many things I CAN do and see, just not this ;)
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My favourite song comes to mind: Always look on the bright side of life tada tada.
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I think my points a cross.
god doesn’t bless you.
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