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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Alchemist May 6th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Aristotle -was the 100 posts important to you :))
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Um, did you notice the…
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BOLD ITALICIZATION?!!
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@Alchemist May 6th, 2007 at 3:14 pm “Aristotle -was the 100 posts important to you :))”
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He’s trying to obtain the status of “Senior Member” on this page ;)
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May his firm belief guide him to wisdom.
RAmen
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Lots of times.
Took ages to find the little white button.
Got there in the end thanks.
Great fun and well worth it.
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http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf
This looks interesting. What happens if you press it?
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? May 6th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
@Alchemist May 6th, 2007 at 3:14 pm “Aristotle -was the 100 posts important to you :))â€
He’s trying to obtain the status of “Senior Member†on this page ;)
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Nope. 100 is just a really BIG number.
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100 = BOLD ITALICIZATION
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@Ûž May 6th, 2007 at 3:20 pm “Lots of times. Took ages to find the little white button.
Got there in the end thanks. Great fun and well worth it.”
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I found an secret orange button, I pressed it, and my laptop exploded. It went down in flames, and although I’m flying over the ocean right now, I doubt if the Retards will be able to do something with it when it reaches the bottom. Now I’m using a brand new one I borrowed from a mass of noodles I almost collided with. It must have been drunk to let go of a brand new laptop!
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RAmen to wifi!
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What the Flying Spaghetti Monster are you talking about?
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 3:08 pm “14 Press or do not press? http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf”
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Hey, matey, it took some time to find that damn white button, but oh my FSM!
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Cheers and RAmen!
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@Ûž May 6th, 2007 at 3:31 pm “? What the Flying Spaghetti Monster are you talking about?”
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Well, since “Retards” has been identified (see above, much above, or maybe in another thread) as a bunch of unicellulars taking turns to type a character on a laptop that fell overboard of a Pirates’ ship and is resting (and rusting) on the bottom of the ocean, they might be interested by another laptop coming down, since theirs will be corroded by the salty sea soon!
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Now I’m going to try that white button too, seems fun to me!
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RAmen to buttons of all colors!
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Great, found the white button, and this time my laptop didn’t explode! Not for kiddies, though…
“Nudge, nudge!”
RAmen!
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Well, if you folks think that white button leads to fun, the you really have flimsy moral standards…
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All a matter of taste, I suppose…
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Oooooh! Don’t push that white button, don’t! It’s a disgrace! Especially when you have people around!
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I don’t think I can resist pushing the button much longer.
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@Gabriel May 6th, 2007 at 3:55 pm “I don’t think I can resist pushing the button much longer.”
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Stick to the red buttons! Don’t go for the white button: it’s hard to find, and when you push it… don’t!
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WSWP and RAmen to you!
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@Gabriel – Push the button! Push it! :)
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I’m going to push the button.
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Oh no. The phone is ringing, it could be important so I’ll have to answer it before I can push the button.
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Sorry but that was the FSM on the phone. He said that if he wanted you to have my IP address he’d give it to you. Bye.
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@Gabriel
Push The Button. Push It.
You know you’re going to push it. So push it and you can sleep nights without lying awaking thinking about pushing it.
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Also ! & Ping Pong Dang. It is sooo obvious that you didn’t find the white button.
You’ve got to try harder than that to convince me you found it.
I bet you don’t even know where it is.
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Push The Button.
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Push it Now.
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Ûž May 6th, 2007 at 4:39 pm “Also ! & Ping Pong Dang. It is sooo obvious that you didn’t find the white button.”
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Not only I found it, but now I’m going to dream of what’s behind it too!
Good night nevertheless, and WSWP and RAmen!
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@Hierophant Aristotle I
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For all of your quizzes can you put an extra question in?
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“Tick here if you read the answers before deciding what to tick”
(better put my tick in that one :) – how’s Eris?)
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@Aristotle
I’ll spare you that bad fate, don’t worry, it’s ultimately up to the Stealth Arch Pope Alchemist AND me, we co-determine peoples’ fate.
@Everybody
This thread is lagging the hell out of my compy, won’t be able to post here anymore, but I’ll still be free on other one’s like the Hawaii thread.
RAmen
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@Alchemist -
Could you put it in question form? A question with a question mark at the end? :)
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I don’t know Eris. She is, like, a distant cousin of Irony, and I am not acquainted with her. She lives somewhere in Iraq, I think.
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>:0===Q<
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Those goddesses are all bitches anyway! Always gossiping and always feeling so superior!
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Not Irony!
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Off, to the Japanese restaurant, I go….
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You might be right. I knew it was Persian!
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And I set the trap….Hehehe….
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Artie ol’ chap. Booty is right, ya’ll really need some sort of life.
However, you do break the record of a poster, posting to himself. :))
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That was not meant to be an intentional heartache by the way.
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bugger off bold!.
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twat!
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can we do colours? Bobby posts with a blue background – can we :))))
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Yeah, let’s play prophet… thus from me, who doesn’t even know how to be bold :(
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Bwahahahahahahahaha! A victim was snared by my trap!
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@ Hierophant Aristotle I
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Knob ‘ed :) hahahahaha :)))
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Jeg tror at vi alle skulle snakker på norsk.
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Aristotle også, fordi han er kjedelig.
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@Ø – You think I am annoying? Well, good. That is my job.
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That’s not what I said at all. Don’t pretend you speak other languages. It doesn’t become you.
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Ø May 7th, 2007 at 12:58 am
“That’s not what I said at all. Don’t pretend you speak other languages. It doesn’t become you.”
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I used a translator on the web. Here is what it said:
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Ø May 7th, 2007 that am I believing that all of us do be about chatting at Norwegian. Ø May 7th, 2007 that am Aristocrat also , as a matter of he am annoying.
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LOL!!! I think a hamster must have written that translator! Or, more likely, a Christian — they have no brains.
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“One Eyed Wonderkin May 2nd, 2007 at 6:57 am
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Absolutely amazing. After all these years, more evidence of the Noodliness. Anyone else note a serious increase in the number of pirate based items in stores?
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RAmen”
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Yes, I have also noticed a serious increase in the number of pirate based items in stores. I think a lot of it is due to the popularity of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies, and they’re currently amping it up even more since the third movie is coming out shortly. But hey — whatever it takes to make more pirates and get more converts!
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Actually, here it is without the time stuff (both posts):
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“I believing that all of us do be about chatting at Norwegian. Aristocrat also , as a matter of he am annoying.”
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To Ø… you know, you just gave me this great idea. Are there any Pastafarians that live near Los Angeles? Because someone could go on the “Pirates of the Caribbean†ride armed with a couple FSM stickers and lean waaay over the side of the boat to stick them in various places along the way. Then the masses would see that the FSM was truly the creator of the whole idea for the ride! (I’m sure that Walt Disney himself got a vision from The Holy One regarding the creation of that ride.)
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@Ø- Oh. So what does it mean? Was that my name in there?
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Hahahahahaha! I wish I lived near Disneyland, I’d do it myself. So Pastafarians, speak up — who can go to Disneyland and do the FSM’s holy work? Hopefully you’ll have a year pass so you don’t have to pay to get it — it costs an arm and a leg now :(
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You assholes go do your own dirty work. Fuck Disneyland and fuck the FSM. Your a bunch of fucking losers.
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