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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Alchemist
There you are! Now we can fight crime together along with Petey, who no doubt will be drunk as hell.
@FASD
I have a nack for coming up with cool names. I have a friend who uses that symbol a lot, he uses it to cheer me up when my girlfriend isn’t around, it’s a powerful symbol if you ask me.
RAmen
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Chinese!!
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Oh, great. You messed it up Your Holiness :)
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Anyways…
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Yeah, that’s right! It was the Chinese!
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What if there colonies had survived? Imagine: it would be a Chinese America….
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…their colonies…
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@Aristotle
Oh damn, you’re right! I just learned about that in Global History too, it was the Ming Dynasty methinks, with that dude, I can’t remember his name.
Well, I think the natives may have been there before.
My Holiness… I like that, keep calling me that and you may find yourself in my pseudo-divine favour!
RAmen
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I’m not sure if they actually set up colonies. But they definitely could have sailed to the New World.
http://www5.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/01/13/1421/
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Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
@Aristotle
Oh damn, you’re right! I just learned about that in Global History too, it was the Ming Dynasty methinks, with that dude, I can’t remember his name.
Well, I think the natives may have been there before.
My Holiness… I like that, keep calling me that and you may find yourself in my pseudo-divine favour!
RAmen
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Yeah, I learned it in World History, too.
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@Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 1:53 pm “@Aristotle
Oh damn, you’re right! I just learned about that in Global History too, it was the Ming Dynasty methinks, with that dude, I can’t remember his name.”
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Ping Pong Dang
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Imagine how different the entire world could be if the Chinese had settled America.
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@Aristotle
Yeah, they sailed here, but I don’t think there were any colonies.
Ah… I just had some serious nostalgia, so I did some digging, my first comment was on an item posted on October 22nd, 2006 and read as follows:
“I don’t hate Christians, I pity them.”
I was a regular soldier of the FSM back then, not that I’m not now, but the lack of fundies is rather disappointing.
You forgot to address me as His Holiness! -5 Pseudo-Kudos! Oh I love myself, I am just so witty!
RAmen
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Who’s calling me?
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Wang Snee Wang Pang to you all!
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@Lambic
Well now we’re just making ourselves look like idiots aren’t we…
Who the hell would name their kid Ping Pong? No wait, don’t answer that question, if I were Chinese I totally would, but I’m not so it’s besides the point!
RAmen
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@Ping Pong Dang
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Where have you been all that time? Cheers anyway, meet the CoFSM!
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@Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 2:07 pm “@Lambic Well now we’re just making ourselves look like idiots aren’t we…”
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Your Holiness maybe, but myself: I doubt…
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@Lambic
You are GOOD! You even changed the website, I salute you!
RAmen
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@Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 2:07 pm “…Who the hell would name their kid Ping Pong?”
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I don’t see anything funny in that, but Dang ?
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@Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 2:10 pm “@Lambic You are GOOD! You even changed the website, I salute you! RAmen”
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Noblesse oblige. Cheers, matey!
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@Lambic
I give credit where credit is due, good show lad!
RAmen
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@Lambic May 6th, 2007 at 2:13 pm “Noblesse oblige. Cheers, matey!”
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Matey? Matey, to his Holiness the Hero of the Church? Shame on you. Are you new here?
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Oh, Your Holiness Pope Pixel I, though I am so unworthy of your good grace, I beg that you forgive me! If you wish to punish me with an eternity of bad beer and ugly strippers, I will utterly and humbly accept that judgment, but I humbly beg for your pity on my soul. But would never be so arrogant as to judge your wise and ultimately benevolent decision as to whether I should or should not be rewarded or punished.
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Your humble, unwavering, and eternally loyal servant,
Aristotle
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Is that unpretentious enough for ya, Your Holiness?
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@Pope Pixel I May 6th, 2007 at 2:15 pm “@Lambic I give credit where credit is due, good show lad!”
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“Lad”… mmm, makes me feel young again!
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 2:18 pm ” “Oh, Your Holiness Pope Pixel I, though I am so unworthy of your good grace, I beg that you forgive me! If you wish to punish me with an eternity of bad beer and ugly strippers, …”
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I fancy ugly strippers…
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I thought America was discovered by Long Wang Pong.
Basically they sent him abroad to get him out of the house!
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@? May 6th, 2007 at 2:21 pm “I fancy ugly strippers…”
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I fancy bad beer… maybe we should meet?
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Wang Snee Wang Pang to you!
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@Ûž May 6th, 2007 at 2:23 pm “I thought America was discovered by Long Wang Pong.
Basically they sent him abroad to get him out of the house!”
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Never mention that bad bird again, the shame of our nation and history!
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Wang Snee Wang Pang nevertheless! And RAmen too!
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Sarcasm is alive and well.
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He says hi.
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@Ûž May 6th, 2007 at 2:23 pm “I thought America was discovered by Long Wang Pong.
Basically they sent him abroad to get him out of the house!”
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I thought that was an urban legend? What do you think, Ping Pong?
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 2:27 pm “Sarcasm is alive and well. He says hi.”
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Hi, noble stranger!
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Wang Snee Wang Pang RAmen to you!
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@Lambic May 6th, 2007 at 2:28 pm “I thought that was an urban legend? What do you think, Ping Pong?”
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See above. I don’t want to discuss that *** of a ***.
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Well, RAmen and… WSWP!
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@Lambic & Ping
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Peace, brothers! Think of the poor American aboriginals at the time before their discovery: they were never sure if they existed at all! Boy, were they happy to be discovered at last!
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RAmen to all discoverers and discovered. Especially discovered females, but that refers to a different understanding of the word ‘discovery’…
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Hurray, it’s been revised!
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0 What questions should be added to the List? (currently not accepting answers)
1 Would you rather be safe or free?
2 Is eating whipped cream right out of the pressurized can great or what?!!
3 How many fingers am I holding up? (I won’t be severing my fingers.)
4 What if FSM was one of us?
5 Coke or Pepsi?
6 What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
7 Cats or dogs?
8 Would you rather be stupid or have AIDS?
9 What name(s) should we call people who like to annoy other people with question lists? (provided by Lambic)
10 Why is Keith Richards still alive? (provided by Wench Beth)
11 Who wrote the best-selling book ‘Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex But Have Been Forced To Find Out’? (provided by }:-))
12 Prius or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang hybrid?
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What are you saying women aren’t grateful for being discovered?
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Oh, sorry, there is another….
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13 Peter Popoff or Platypus (for Prez)?
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 2:52 pm “Hurray, it’s been revised!”
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Thank you, we really needed that.
“One fool can ask more questions than thousand wise men can answer”
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Oh, I forgot to add: “Old Chinese saying”…
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? May 6th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 2:52 pm “Hurray, it’s been revised!â€
Thank you, we really needed that.
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You know you like it :)
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@? May 6th, 2007 at 2:58 pm “Oh, I forgot to add: “Old Chinese sayingâ€â€¦”
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“It’s not because a saying is old, that it’s also Chinese”
(Old Chinese saying)
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WSWP to you, friendly philosophers!
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Ping Pong Dang May 6th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
@? May 6th, 2007 at 2:58 pm “Oh, I forgot to add: “Old Chinese sayingâ€â€¦â€
“It’s not because a saying is old, that it’s also Chineseâ€
(Old Chinese saying)
WSWP to you, friendly philosophers!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah! Oh, that just cracks me up. lol :D
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 2:56 pm “Oh, sorry, there is another…. 13 Peter Popoff or Platypus (for Prez)?”
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Ping Pong for Prez, of course. Who is this other PP?
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WSWP and RAmen!
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@PPD – I refer you to:
http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/30/russia.htm#comment-109719
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14 Press or do not press? http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf
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14. Press. Definitely Press.
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@ Ûž – How many times do you press it?
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15 What is the best method of Earth destruction? http://www.qntm.org/destroy
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Aristotle -was the 100 posts important to you :))
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 3:08 pm “14 Press or do not press? http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf”
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Freedom of press.
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@Hierophant Aristotle I May 6th, 2007 at 3:05 pm “@PPD – I refer you to:
http://www.venganza.org/2007/04/30/russia.htm#comment-109719”
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Aaaaaah! The Giraffe man! WSWP to him, I can compete against such wit ;) For a moment I had thought of the other great philosopher, also named Popoff…
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RAmen
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