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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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My 91st comment!
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I have a question – how the hell does Aristotle know how many times he has posted?
(And why doesn’t he get a life? ;P ;) LOL!)
I suppose I ought to go and have a shower and get dressed – ah lazy Sunday mornings – shame about the kids running amok. *shrug*
Have a nice day all!
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1 Would you rather be safe or free? (desperate for answers)
Free
2 Is eating whipped cream right out of the pressurized can great or what?!!
There are better places to eat it from.
3 How many fingers am I holding up?
One
4 What if FSM was one of us?
It is
5 Coke or Pepsi?
Coke
6 What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Depends. Does it have beer & strippers?
7 Cats or dogs?
Spiders
8 Would you rather be stupid or have AIDS?
Be stupid
9 There is some new (like, quite recently discovered) evidence suggesting that the New World was discovered before Columbus (or the Vikings or whoever else comes to mind) got there. Who am I talking about?
Africans
10 What name(s) should we call people who like to annoy other people with question lists? (provided by Lambic)
Listorats
11 Why is Keith Richards still alive? (provided by Wench Beth)
Blood transfusions & preservatives
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Would you rather be safe or free?
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The question a clear choice between free and in danger and safe but confined.
Free and in danger would be something like walking in downtown LA at 1:00am.
Almost everyone (including myself) would elect to stay home.
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I say the answer is clear – safe.
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Hey, I like to live dangerously a little bit – I’ve done Brixton late on a Saturday night, and all sorts of other dodgy things – luckily I have always been fine (although I completely ruined a pair of stockings walking home without shoes on from Old Compton Street in the rain at 3am)
I would rather have to opportunity to do dangerous things than be stuck being good all the time.
I am sure pirates are supposed to live dangerously ;)
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Booty,
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I don’t disagree with you.
When my wife and I were first dating she lived off Cold Harbour Lane (very dodgey area between Brixton and Camberwell) so I’ve done my share of staggering around South London drunk at night.
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Look also at societies atttitude to travel (all forms) – risks accepted in exchange for freedom.
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My point is that although it is a trade-off when push comes to shove we ultimately pick safety.
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Society struggles perpetually to balance freedom and safety. Sometimes the freedom of one group in exchange for the safety of another.
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We continue to have a society and we continue, when the decisions get hardest, to pick safety.
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Well, ultimately you are saying it is a life or death choice – n which case most people (especially atheists, I assume) would choose life, but if it is just a little risk, then a lot of times you will take in for the chance of more fun!
Ah Camberwell – remember it well – when was that? Could be we disturbed you with our drunken singing once or twice!
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Early nineties.
We used to go to the Firkin Pub at Denmark Hill station.
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13) Why isn’t this questionnaire accepting new questions?
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I’m not sure Kieth Richards is actually alive. I think he’s one of the undead.
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Who wrote the best-selling book ‘Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex But Have Been Forced To Find Out’?
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@Aristotle
1 Would you rather be safe or free? (desperate for answers)
2 Is eating whipped cream right out of the pressurized can great or what?!!
3 How many fingers am I holding up?
4 What if FSM was one of us?
5 Coke or Pepsi?
6 What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
7 Cats or dogs?
8 Would you rather be stupid or have AIDS?
9 There is some new (like, quite recently discovered) evidence suggesting that the New World was discovered before Columbus (or the Vikings or whoever else comes to mind) got there. Who am I talking about?
10 What name(s) should we call people who like to annoy other people with question lists? (provided by Lambic)
11 Why is Keith Richards still alive? (provided by Wench Beth)
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1 Free! Hell yeah!
2 Mmmmmmmmmmmmm… I do that with a lot of condiments.
3 If you cut off all your fingers this will be a good amount easier.
4 I’d play poker with Him.
5 Coke!
6 I’d buy it. Good ol’ capitalism!
7 Both, and throw a hamster in there too.
8 Can you HAVE AIDS without being stupid? ownd
9 The russkies got there first, you’re obviously talking about Native Americans, hence why we call them NATIVE
10 Productive members of society!
11 Dunno
His Holiness has spoken. Now where’s Alchemist we make a great pope-team!
RAmen
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@Funky Arabic Symbol Dude
What wonders the character map brings us! I love that symbol it’s so… magicalish.
RAmen
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Hmmm, Funky Arabic Symbol Dude (FASD)
I like it. I like it a lot.
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And yup the character map rocks.
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@Ûž May 6th, 2007 at 8:36 am “And yup the character map rocks.”
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So seems to do Keith Richards. So maybe that’s why he’s still alive?
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Yeah my symbol rocks.
It’s called Rub El Hizb by the way which roughly translates to protector of the group!
That’s me. Protector of the Pastafarian Faith!
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Hi Pixel – how’s it hanging?
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@Ûž
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Looks like a gun-sight to me Cap :) With somebodies head in the middle!
Mwahahahahaha! Ooooh! Spiders! Pretty spiders!
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To Funky Arabic Symbol Dude (FASD)… how do we print your holy name? Is it in Webdings or Wingdings or something?
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Booty May 6th, 2007 at 2:54 am
“I have a question – how the hell does Aristotle know how many times he has posted?”
Uh…well…I counted them.
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I liked this question so it shall be added to the List: 13 Who wrote the best-selling book ‘Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex But Have Been Forced To Find Out’? (provided by }:-))
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3 How many fingers am I holding up? (I won’t be severing my fingers.)
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About 8: a smart person could be born with AIDS.
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9 is not the Native Americans. Or the Africans.
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9 There is some new (like, quite recently discovered) evidence suggesting that the New World was discovered before Columbus (or the Vikings or whoever else comes to mind) got there. And after the Native Americans. Who am I talking about?
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Wench Beth May 6th, 2007 at 10:18 am
To Funky Arabic Symbol Dude (FASD)… how do we print your holy name? Is it in Webdings or Wingdings or something?
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Copy & paste.
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Ûž
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Ooooh, is everyone taking their religious titles out of storage and brushing the dust and cobwebs from them?! Or something along those lines…?
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testing
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Darn, it didn’t work.
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Beth it is a standard unicode symbol. Copy and Paste will do.
ÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛžÛž
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Might as well make Sunday “Pious Name Day” :))
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14 Prius or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang hybrid?
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I’ve decided to become a porn star!
…Well, why not?!
Aristotle, my friend, you really need to get out more!
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(Stealth Arch Pope)Alchemist May 6th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Might as well make Sunday “Pious Name Day†:))
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Oh, of course! Genius! Today is also Pious Name Day!
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(Stealth Arch Pope)Alchemist = BOLD ITALICIZATION!!!
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@B**ty – Well, as can be seen, it only took me 5 minutes.
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“Darn, it didn’t work.”
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If you mean using bold and italics on your name :) Nope – tried it with stealth pope :(((
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100th post!!!!
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@Aristotle, re #9 – Micronesians, there is evidence they had settlments in southern Canada, but eventually returned to SE Asia. Also, Greek/and or Phonecians apparently traded with the Indians up in Michigan, traveling up the Mississippi River for the copper. Also, there is a species of grape in Virginia, previously known to grow only in the Mediteranian.
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(Stealth Arch Pope)Alchemist May 6th, 2007 at 11:03 am
If you mean using bold and italics on your name :) Nope – tried it with stealth pope :(((
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No, it did not work :_(
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@Mike Meier – OK, maybe all of them got there early as well, but I’m not talking about any of them either.
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Should I just tell y’all?
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‘Cause I’ll tell y’all if y’alls wants.
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Should I spill the beans…?
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100th post – well done! The medal is in the post :))
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LOL!
Whatever makes you happy HA1 :)
Makes a good number plate ;)
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Poll: SPILL BEANS or DO NOT SPILL BEANS
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To spill the beans or not to spill the beans, that is the question.
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>:0===Q<
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I think he’s being all mysterious with us B**ty :)
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SPILL BEANS: 1
DO NOT SPILL BEANS: 0
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GIVES A SHIT EITHER WAY: 1
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SPILL BEANS: 2
DO NOT SPILL BEANS: 0
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@(Stealth Arch Pope)Alchemist – Pfft. You’re no fun :)
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Don’t believe a word she says! I was tired at the time :))
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I just know who is going to have to clean all these spilt beans up afterwards!
Don’t you dare leave a mess!
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One vote here for spilling the beans but putting a sheet down first.
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Oh, good for you, unpronouncable symbol (instead of ridiculously long name ;) )
Can we please promise not to splatter them around too much as well, they are a nightmare to get off the paintwork!
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You can call me ‘Rub El Hizb’ if you don’t want to cut and paste my symbol.
I also quite like being Funky Arabic Symbol Dude (FASD)
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OK. I will spill it. (I’ll try to be careful though.)
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America was found by the…the…
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